{"id":207013,"date":"2026-06-08T11:41:08","date_gmt":"2026-06-08T09:41:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.azureva-vacances.com\/?page_id=207013"},"modified":"2026-07-09T16:53:59","modified_gmt":"2026-07-09T14:53:59","slug":"hiver","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.azureva-vacances.com\/fr\/magazine-lacher-prise\/hiver\/","title":{"rendered":"Magazine L\u00e2cher Prise &#8211; \u00e9dition HIVER"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-page\" data-elementor-id=\"207013\" class=\"elementor elementor-207013\" data-elementor-post-type=\"page\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-c526f86 e-con-full e-flex e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"c526f86\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\" data-settings=\"{&quot;jet_parallax_layout_list&quot;:[]}\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-c33952c elementor-widget elementor-widget-breadcrumbs\" data-id=\"c33952c\" data-element_type=\"widget\" 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src=\"https:\/\/www.azureva-vacances.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/liseuse\/269434\/assets\/page-01.webp\" alt=\"Version digitale Magazine Hiver 2026-27 ASTROGLAGLA Faux concours COMMENT VOTRE SIGNE VA SURVIVRE CET HIVER Cet hiver, le mauvais go\u00fbt tient\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1415\"><div class=\"page__text\"><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:90.133%;top:9.052%;font-size:1.68cqw\">Version digitale <\/span><h2 class=\"tl\" style=\"left:83.316%;top:3.665%;font-size:5.04cqw\">Lacher prise <\/h2><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.798%;top:22.705%;font-size:3.024cqw\">2026-27 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:3.913%;top:32.872%;font-size:2.873cqw\">ASTROGLAGLA <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:3.828%;top:36.033%;font-size:2.273cqw\">COMMENT VOTRE <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:3.828%;top:37.793%;font-size:2.273cqw\">SIGNE VA SURVIVRE <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:3.828%;top:39.554%;font-size:2.273cqw\">CET HIVER <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:86.641%;top:38.469%;font-size:2.319cqw\">Cet hiver, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:80.103%;top:40.265%;font-size:2.319cqw\">le mauvais go\u00fbt <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:77.139%;top:42.06%;font-size:2.319cqw\">tient dans la poche <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:76.918%;top:48.003%;font-size:2.57cqw\">MODE-TAGNE <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:3.941%;top:44.225%;font-size:2.553cqw\">SCIENCE <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:4.145%;top:46.498%;font-size:2.271cqw\">LES LOIS <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:4.145%;top:48.529%;font-size:2.271cqw\">DE LA PHYSIQUE <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:4.145%;top:50.561%;font-size:2.271cqw\">HIVERNALE <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:76.563%;top:50.318%;font-size:2.721cqw\">Fashion week des cimes, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:4.06%;top:54.613%;font-size:2.582cqw\">TEST <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:4.132%;top:56.719%;font-size:3.024cqw\">Le diagnostic que votre <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:4.132%;top:58.643%;font-size:3.024cqw\">m\u00e9decin ne fera jamais <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:86.334%;top:59.401%;font-size:2.681cqw\">SPORT <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:80.157%;top:61.251%;font-size:2.585cqw\">Les disciplines <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:82.66%;top:63.079%;font-size:2.585cqw\">o\u00f9 la dignit\u00e9 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:78.397%;top:64.907%;font-size:2.585cqw\">reste au vestiaire <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:82.484%;top:63.176%;font-size:2.585cqw\">o\u00f9 la dignit\u00e9 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:78.221%;top:65.004%;font-size:2.585cqw\">reste au vestiaire <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:3.974%;top:65.408%;font-size:3.175cqw\">Food-ue <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:4.51%;top:67.735%;font-size:2.117cqw\">La tendance culinaire <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:4.51%;top:69.231%;font-size:2.117cqw\">qui va bouleverser <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:4.51%;top:70.728%;font-size:2.117cqw\">votre hiver <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:82.846%;top:76.791%;font-size:2.352cqw\">shopping <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:85.397%;top:79.136%;font-size:2.024cqw\">LES OBJETS <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:85.364%;top:80.704%;font-size:2.024cqw\">DONT VOUS <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:87.382%;top:82.272%;font-size:2.024cqw\">IGNORIEZ <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:83.348%;top:83.839%;font-size:2.024cqw\">AVOIR BESOIN <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.829%;top:82.176%;font-size:3.36cqw\">D\u00e9conseill\u00e9 aux <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:84.726%;top:87.935%;font-size:3.192cqw\">Nail Art <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.17%;top:83.804%;font-size:3.36cqw\">personnes allergiques <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.51%;top:87.976%;font-size:3.36cqw\">au second degr\u00e9 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:76.36%;top:90.917%;font-size:2.117cqw\">4 raisons de ne plus <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:73.782%;top:92.414%;font-size:2.117cqw\">jamais enfiler de gants <\/span><\/div><\/article><\/div><div class=\"leaf__face leaf__face--back\"><article class=\"page\" aria-label=\"Page 2\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"page__img\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azureva-vacances.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/liseuse\/269434\/assets\/page-02.webp\" alt=\"Le magazine le moins s\u00e9rieux de l\u2019hiver et que personne n\u2019attendait ! Le mot B ienvenue dans ce num\u00e9ro Sp\u00e9cial Hiver de L\u00e2cher Prise, le seu\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1415\"><div class=\"page__text\"><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:17.769%;top:8.427%;font-size:2.469cqw\">Le magazine le moins s\u00e9rieux de l\u2019hiver <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:13.898%;top:10.522%;font-size:2.469cqw\">et que personne n\u2019attendait ! <\/span><h2 class=\"tl\" style=\"left:73.826%;top:14.613%;font-size:4.714cqw\">Le mot de la redac <\/h2><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.777%;top:15.631%;font-size:6.255cqw\">B <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:11.942%;top:16.392%;font-size:1.428cqw\">ienvenue dans ce num\u00e9ro Sp\u00e9cial Hiver de L\u00e2cher Prise, le seul magazine au monde <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:11.942%;top:17.604%;font-size:1.428cqw\">qui ose poser les vraies questions : peut-on faire une d\u00e9tox \u00e0 base de tartiflette ? <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:11.942%;top:18.815%;font-size:1.428cqw\">Existe-t-il une longueur d\u2019ongle optimale pour tenir un b\u00e2ton de ski ? Le tire-fesses <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.334%;top:20.027%;font-size:1.428cqw\">est-il rembours\u00e9 par la s\u00e9curit\u00e9 sociale au titre de traumatisme psychologique ? <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.334%;top:21.238%;font-size:1.428cqw\">Dans ce num\u00e9ro, nous avons r\u00e9uni la cr\u00e8me de la cr\u00e8me de nos experts : des \u00ab journalistes <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.334%;top:22.45%;font-size:1.428cqw\">mode \u00bb qui ont test\u00e9 la technique de l\u2019oignon en superposant 14 couches de v\u00eatements, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.334%;top:23.661%;font-size:1.428cqw\">une esth\u00e9ticienne sp\u00e9cialis\u00e9e en burn lines de lunettes de soleil, un chef \u00e9toil\u00e9 (auto- <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.334%;top:24.873%;font-size:1.428cqw\">proclam\u00e9) qui r\u00e9volutionne la raclette au Maroilles et un coach de yoga qui a invent\u00e9 la <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.334%;top:26.084%;font-size:1.428cqw\">posture du Chasse-Neige Int\u00e9rieur. On a aussi r\u00e9gl\u00e9 une bonne fois pour toute le conflit <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.334%;top:27.296%;font-size:1.428cqw\">qui divise la France depuis des d\u00e9cennies : chocolatine ou pain au chocolat Alpes ou <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.334%;top:28.508%;font-size:1.428cqw\">Pyr\u00e9n\u00e9es. Vous verrez, c&#039;est impartial. Enfin, presque\u2026 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.334%;top:29.719%;font-size:1.428cqw\">Bref, tout ce qu&#039;on aime dans un magazine f\u00e9minin mais avec un peu plus de neige, de <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.334%;top:30.931%;font-size:1.428cqw\">fromage fondu et d&#039;autod\u00e9rision. Un magazine avec de vraies rubriques, des fausses pubs <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.334%;top:32.142%;font-size:1.428cqw\">et BEAUCOUP de second degr\u00e9. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.135%;top:34.376%;font-size:2.016cqw\">Pourquoi ce magazine ? On vous remercie de poser la question ! <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.333%;top:36.612%;font-size:1.428cqw\">L&#039;id\u00e9e est simple : vous parler de l&#039;hiver et des vacances autrement. Sans prise de t\u00eate. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.333%;top:37.824%;font-size:1.428cqw\">Sans pr\u00e9tendre changer votre vie, r\u00e9volutionner votre routine beaut\u00e9 ou vous faire adopter <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.333%;top:39.036%;font-size:1.428cqw\">un r\u00e9gime d\u00e9tox \u00e0 base de bouillon de ch\u00e2taigne. Juste pour le plaisir de feuilleter <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.333%;top:40.247%;font-size:1.428cqw\">quelques pages, sourire un peu, et peut-\u00eatre vous donner une ou deux id\u00e9es pour vos <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.333%;top:41.459%;font-size:1.428cqw\">prochaines vacances d&#039;hiver. Si on r\u00e9ussit \u00e0 vous faire poser votre t\u00e9l\u00e9phone cinq minutes, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.333%;top:42.67%;font-size:1.428cqw\">on consid\u00e8re qu&#039;on a chang\u00e9 le monde. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.135%;top:44.904%;font-size:2.016cqw\">Une petite parenth\u00e8se pour les hommes qui lisent ce magazine <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.333%;top:47.141%;font-size:1.428cqw\">On sait que vous \u00eates l\u00e0, on vous a vu. Soyez honn\u00eates : vous avez fait semblant de tomber <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.333%;top:48.352%;font-size:1.428cqw\">dessus par hasard... Peu importe. Ce magazine est aussi pour vous. Les bons moments en <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.333%;top:49.564%;font-size:1.428cqw\">montagne, la raclette, les enfants enfin occup\u00e9s au club\u2026 \u00e7a, c&#039;est pour tout le monde. Par <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.333%;top:50.775%;font-size:1.428cqw\">contre, on sait que vous \u00eates les meilleurs pour descendre les pintes au bar pistes noires. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.135%;top:53.009%;font-size:2.016cqw\">Qui a con\u00e7u ce magazine ? (l\u00e0, on va se faire mousser) <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.333%;top:55.438%;font-size:1.428cqw\">Ce magazine a \u00e9t\u00e9 imagin\u00e9 et r\u00e9alis\u00e9 int\u00e9gralement par <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:54.229%;top:55.438%;font-size:1.428cqw\">Vacances. On g\u00e8re <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.333%;top:56.65%;font-size:1.428cqw\">des villages et des r\u00e9sidences de vacances depuis 1951. Depuis 75 ans, on accueille des <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.333%;top:57.861%;font-size:1.428cqw\">familles, des amoureux, des grands-parents \u00e9merveill\u00e9s, des enfants surexcit\u00e9s d\u00e8s le <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.333%;top:59.073%;font-size:1.428cqw\">premier flocon, des chiens et des chats qui m\u00e9ritent eux aussi leurs cong\u00e9s pay\u00e9s. 75 ans <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.333%;top:60.284%;font-size:1.428cqw\">qu&#039;on perfectionne l&#039;art des bons moments partag\u00e9s en famille, en couple ou entre amis. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.333%;top:61.496%;font-size:1.428cqw\">Depuis nos d\u00e9buts, une chose n&#039;a jamais chang\u00e9 : l&#039;envie de vous faire vivre des vacances <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.333%;top:62.708%;font-size:1.428cqw\">simples, chaleureuses, pleines de souvenirs \u2014 celles dont vous parlez encore longtemps <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.333%;top:63.919%;font-size:1.428cqw\">apr\u00e8s \u00eatre rentr\u00e9s, en vous promettant d\u00e9j\u00e0 de repartir l&#039;ann\u00e9e prochaine. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:39.274%;top:66.139%;font-size:1.68cqw\">Bonne lecture, et surtout, bonnes vacances ! <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.785%;top:68.99%;font-size:1.68cqw\">Nathalie, David, Amandine, Charlotte et Claude <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:30.72%;top:70.415%;font-size:1.68cqw\">(ce sont nos vrais pr\u00e9noms, mais vous n&#039;en saurez pas plus) <\/span><\/div><\/article><\/div><\/div><div class=\"leaf\"><div class=\"leaf__face leaf__face--front\"><article class=\"page\" aria-label=\"Page 3\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"page__img\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azureva-vacances.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/liseuse\/269434\/assets\/page-03.webp\" alt=\"SOMMAIRE 02 . Test de personnalit\u00e9 04 . Astroglagla 06 . Tuto : comment rater ses photos de vacances P.25 - - Le Yoga des pistes : P.27 - Ce\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1415\"><div class=\"page__text\"><h2 class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.923%;top:7.563%;font-size:12.035cqw\">Sommaire <\/h2><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.622%;top:20.45%;font-size:2.865cqw\">02 . Test de personnalit\u00e9 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.622%;top:22.856%;font-size:2.865cqw\">04 . Astroglagla <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.622%;top:25.142%;font-size:2.865cqw\">06 . Tuto : comment rater ses <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:12.789%;top:27.7%;font-size:1.474cqw\">photos de vacances <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:87.315%;top:28.041%;font-size:1.512cqw\">P.25 - <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:89.989%;top:28.254%;font-size:1.512cqw\">- <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:83.16%;top:28.871%;font-size:1.512cqw\">Le Yoga des pistes : <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:41.899%;top:30.65%;font-size:1.512cqw\">P.27 - Ces destinations <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:44.599%;top:30.65%;font-size:1.512cqw\">- Ces destinations <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:39.089%;top:31.77%;font-size:1.512cqw\">trop pratiques pour \u00eatre honn\u00eates. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:5.799%;top:30.96%;font-size:1.512cqw\">P.08 - La Doudoune <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.812%;top:30.96%;font-size:1.512cqw\">- La Doudoune <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.243%;top:32.158%;font-size:1.512cqw\">en collection capsule : <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:84.014%;top:30.251%;font-size:1.512cqw\">cinq postures non <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:83.723%;top:31.517%;font-size:1.512cqw\">homologu\u00e9es pour <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:82.033%;top:32.645%;font-size:1.512cqw\">r\u00e9concilier vos genoux <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.496%;top:33.688%;font-size:1.512cqw\">l\u2019\u00e9l\u00e9gance alpine <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:84.525%;top:34.188%;font-size:1.512cqw\">avec le ski. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.748%;top:34.95%;font-size:1.512cqw\">part l\u00e9g\u00e8rement <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.001%;top:36.681%;font-size:1.512cqw\">hors-piste. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:37.738%;top:36.918%;font-size:2.865cqw\">12 . Testez votre forme mentale <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:67.719%;top:36.54%;font-size:3.82cqw\">24 . 25 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:67.719%;top:39.737%;font-size:1.751cqw\">LES SPORTS D\u2019HIVERS <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:67.719%;top:42.857%;font-size:1.474cqw\">- Les disciplines que personne <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:38.095%;top:40.861%;font-size:3.82cqw\">14.15 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:38.956%;top:44.423%;font-size:1.733cqw\">FOOD-UE &amp; GOURMANDISES <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:68.694%;top:44.164%;font-size:1.474cqw\">n\u2019a demand\u00e9es <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:67.719%;top:45.639%;font-size:1.474cqw\">- L\u2019ange des neiges <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:67.719%;top:47.114%;font-size:1.474cqw\">- Nama Ski : le yoga des pistes <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:67.719%;top:49.387%;font-size:2.865cqw\">26 . Interview exclusive <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:38.956%;top:47.352%;font-size:1.637cqw\">- Les raclettes loufoques <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:38.956%;top:48.827%;font-size:1.637cqw\">- Le granit\u00e9 des cimes <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:38.956%;top:50.302%;font-size:1.637cqw\">- D\u00e9tox \u00e0 la tartiflette <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:38.956%;top:51.777%;font-size:1.637cqw\">- Les chocolats chauds <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.095%;top:47.903%;font-size:3.82cqw\">8.9 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.095%;top:51.101%;font-size:1.751cqw\">TENDANCES MODE-TAGNE <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.095%;top:53.387%;font-size:2.579cqw\">- La Doudoune \u00ab Dont-On-Ne- <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:68.195%;top:54.566%;font-size:3.82cqw\">28 . 31 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:68.195%;top:57.764%;font-size:1.751cqw\">DESTINATIONS VACANCES <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.57%;top:55.448%;font-size:1.474cqw\">Prononce-Plus-Le-Nom \u00bb <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.095%;top:56.337%;font-size:2.579cqw\">- Tendance express <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.095%;top:58.623%;font-size:1.637cqw\">- Cet hiver, la mode ne se porte plus <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.095%;top:59.624%;font-size:2.579cqw\">- DIY.M.C.A : tuto du pull moche <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:68.195%;top:60.884%;font-size:1.474cqw\">- Ces destinations ne sont <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:69.17%;top:62.19%;font-size:1.474cqw\">surtout pas pour vous <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:68.195%;top:63.833%;font-size:1.474cqw\">- Le duel des Montagnes <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:68.195%;top:65.476%;font-size:1.474cqw\">- Confins ou Aravis <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.095%;top:62.787%;font-size:3.82cqw\">10.11 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.095%;top:65.984%;font-size:1.751cqw\">GLOW DES PISTES <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:68.195%;top:67.119%;font-size:1.474cqw\">- Quiz\u2019tinations <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.095%;top:68.656%;font-size:1.637cqw\">- Burn lines <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.095%;top:70.118%;font-size:1.637cqw\">- Nail Art <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.095%;top:71.592%;font-size:1.637cqw\">- Sophrologie du forfait perdu <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:68.195%;top:69.834%;font-size:2.865cqw\">32. La France sans filtre <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:37.857%;top:71.302%;font-size:2.865cqw\">16. Les infos 100% inutiles <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:37.857%;top:73.539%;font-size:2.865cqw\">17. La battle du mois <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:37.857%;top:75.777%;font-size:2.865cqw\">18. Le top des films de No\u00ebl <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:37.857%;top:78.014%;font-size:2.865cqw\">20. Stayin\u2019Glisse <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:37.857%;top:80.251%;font-size:2.865cqw\">21. Ski-phonie familiale <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:37.857%;top:82.488%;font-size:2.865cqw\">22. Les indispensables <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:37.857%;top:84.725%;font-size:2.865cqw\">23. Et \u00e7a, on le ram\u00e8ne ? <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:45.654%;top:90.329%;font-size:1.512cqw\">P.22 - <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:48.348%;top:90.386%;font-size:1.512cqw\">- <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:41.291%;top:91.466%;font-size:1.512cqw\">10 gadgets absurdes, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:41.884%;top:91.495%;font-size:1.512cqw\">0 gadgets absurdes, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:42.969%;top:92.978%;font-size:1.512cqw\">mais essentiels. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:94.922%;top:96.726%;font-size:1.202cqw\">01 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:87.267%;top:96.949%;font-size:0.902cqw\">L\u00c2CHER PRISE <\/span><\/div><\/article><\/div><div class=\"leaf__face leaf__face--back\"><article class=\"page\" aria-label=\"Page 4\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"page__img\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azureva-vacances.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/liseuse\/269434\/assets\/page-04.webp\" alt=\"6. \u00c0 midi sur les pistes, vous mangez : \u2600 Une salade compos\u00e9e chic en terrasse en plein soleil. \u2601 Un sandwich prot\u00e9in\u00e9 maison aval\u00e9 en 4 min\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1415\"><div class=\"page__text\"><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:54.286%;top:35.195%;font-size:1.512cqw\">6. \u00c0 midi sur les pistes, vous mangez : <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:54.286%;top:36.917%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Une salade compos\u00e9e chic en terrasse en plein soleil. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:56.619%;top:38.394%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Un sandwich prot\u00e9in\u00e9 maison aval\u00e9 en 4 minutes top chrono. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:54.286%;top:39.871%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Une tartiflette XXL avec suppl\u00e9ment lardons. <\/span><h2 class=\"tl\" style=\"left:28.686%;top:28.185%;font-size:6.686cqw\">Quelle maman des neiges \u00eates-vous vraiment ? <\/h2><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:54.285%;top:41.221%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Une soupe bien chaude pour \u00e9viter le choc thermique. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:54.286%;top:43.597%;font-size:1.512cqw\">7. Votre enfant tombe dans la neige carbonique (ou <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:56.103%;top:44.88%;font-size:1.512cqw\">juste un peu de poudreuse) : <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.619%;top:46.39%;font-size:1.512cqw\">1. Le d\u00e9part est \u00e0 6h du matin. \u00c0 5h55, vous \u00eates : <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:56.619%;top:46.603%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Vous rigolez avec lui et vous faites une bataille de boules <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:56.619%;top:47.672%;font-size:1.26cqw\">de neige. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.619%;top:47.997%;font-size:1.344cqw\">En train de chercher votre deuxi\u00e8me botte fourr\u00e9e sous le lit. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.952%;top:49.421%;font-size:1.26cqw\">D\u00e9j\u00e0 au volant, moteur tournant, avec les enfants sangl\u00e9s. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:56.619%;top:49.196%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Vous foncez vers lui en hurlant \u00ab Morsure du froid ! <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:56.619%;top:50.383%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Vite, une couverture ! \u00bb <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.619%;top:50.73%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Toujours en train de dormir, le r\u00e9veil est une suggestion, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.952%;top:51.799%;font-size:1.26cqw\">pas un ordre. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:54.286%;top:51.745%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Vous \u00eates sereine : \u00ab Rel\u00e8ve-toi, c\u2019est le m\u00e9tier qui rentre ! \u00bb <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.619%;top:53.035%;font-size:1.26cqw\">En train de v\u00e9rifier une 12\u00e8me fois si le gaz est \u00e9teint. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:56.619%;top:53.338%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Vous attendez qu\u2019il se rel\u00e8ve pour que la photo soit plus jolie. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.619%;top:55.285%;font-size:1.512cqw\">2. La valise du petit dernier contient : <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:54.286%;top:55.781%;font-size:1.512cqw\">8. La m\u00e9t\u00e9o annonce du brouillard. Votre r\u00e9action ? <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:54.286%;top:57.388%;font-size:1.344cqw\">\u00ab On sort quand m\u00eame, on a pay\u00e9 le forfait. \u00bb <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.952%;top:56.848%;font-size:1.428cqw\">Pas grand chose, on verra sur place. Autour d\u2019 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.952%;top:58.025%;font-size:1.26cqw\">on peut acheter s\u00fbrement des trucs, non ? <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:56.619%;top:58.98%;font-size:1.26cqw\">S\u00e9ance shopping en station, votre teint n\u2019aime pas l\u2019humidit\u00e9. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:56.619%;top:60.386%;font-size:1.228cqw\">Confinement total dans la chambre avec jeux de soci\u00e9t\u00e9 et tisane. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.952%;top:59.502%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Une panoplie de v\u00eatements coordonn\u00e9es \u00e0 la couleur des <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.952%;top:60.571%;font-size:1.26cqw\">v\u00eatements de maman. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.952%;top:61.977%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Trois fois trop de pulls \u00ab au cas o\u00f9 l\u2019\u00e8re glaciaire reviendrait \u00bb. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:56.619%;top:61.863%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Grasse matin\u00e9e et sieste crapuleuse. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.619%;top:63.338%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Des v\u00eatements tri\u00e9s par jour, temp\u00e9rature et indice UV. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:54.286%;top:64.306%;font-size:1.512cqw\">9. Votre accessoire indispensable sur les pistes : <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:54.286%;top:65.901%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Une trousse de secours de 2 kg dans votre sac \u00e0 dos. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.619%;top:65.897%;font-size:1.512cqw\">3. Votre mantra en arrivant en station : <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.619%;top:67.491%;font-size:1.26cqw\">\u00ab Pourvu qu\u2019on ne finisse pas aux urgences. \u00bb <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:56.619%;top:67.434%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Une flasque de votre boisson pr\u00e9f\u00e9r\u00e9e pour se r\u00e9chauffer. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:54.286%;top:68.796%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Votre montre connect\u00e9e qui calcule votre d\u00e9nivel\u00e9. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:54.286%;top:70.388%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Votre baume \u00e0 l\u00e8vres paillet\u00e9 haute protection. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.619%;top:68.857%;font-size:1.344cqw\">\u00ab O\u00f9 est le bar le plus proche ? \u00bb <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.619%;top:70.05%;font-size:1.344cqw\">\u00ab L\u2019organisation est la cl\u00e9 de la libert\u00e9. \u00bb <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.619%;top:71.358%;font-size:1.344cqw\">\u00ab Le blanc me va si bien au teint. \u00bb <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:54.286%;top:72.831%;font-size:1.512cqw\">10. En fin de journ\u00e9e, vos jambes sont : <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.619%;top:73.917%;font-size:1.512cqw\">4. C\u00f4t\u00e9 \u00e9quipement de ski, vous \u00eates plut\u00f4t : <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:56.619%;top:74.554%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Galb\u00e9es, parfaites dans votre fuseau. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.952%;top:75.64%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Location standard, tant que les chaussures ne font pas trop mal. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:56.619%;top:76.031%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Inexistantes, vous ne les sentez plus depuis la <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:56.619%;top:77.1%;font-size:1.26cqw\">troisi\u00e8me bi\u00e8re. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.952%;top:77.117%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Mat\u00e9riel technique dernier cri, fartage effectu\u00e9 par vos soins. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.952%;top:78.594%;font-size:1.247cqw\">Combinaison vintage chin\u00e9e ou look \u00ab Total White \u00bb immacul\u00e9. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:56.619%;top:78.506%;font-size:1.26cqw\">En compote, vous craignez une rupture imaginaire des <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:56.619%;top:79.575%;font-size:1.26cqw\">ligaments. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:56.619%;top:81.052%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Toniques, pr\u00eates pour une s\u00e9ance de gainage suppl\u00e9mentaire. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.952%;top:79.999%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Protections int\u00e9grales (dorsale, prot\u00e8ge-poignets, casque <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.952%;top:81.068%;font-size:1.26cqw\">certifi\u00e9 NASA). <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.619%;top:83.388%;font-size:1.512cqw\">5. Le premier jour, les enfants vont au club enfants <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:54.286%;top:83.494%;font-size:1.512cqw\">11. L\u2019heure de la douche pour les enfants, c\u2019est : <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:18.151%;top:84.891%;font-size:1.512cqw\">. Vous : <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:54.286%;top:85.217%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Quand ils commencent \u00e0 coller aux v\u00eatements. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:54.286%;top:86.578%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Un passage \u00e0 la cha\u00eene, efficace et chronom\u00e9tr\u00e9. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.952%;top:86.542%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Restez cach\u00e9e derri\u00e8re un sapin pour v\u00e9rifier qu\u2019ils <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.952%;top:87.611%;font-size:1.26cqw\">ne pleurent pas. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:54.286%;top:88.171%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Un moment \u00ab soins \u00bb avec masques au chocolat. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:56.619%;top:89.577%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Une inspection minutieuse pour v\u00e9rifier l\u2019absence d\u2019engelures. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.619%;top:88.92%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Filez sans vous retourner, \u00e0 vous la libert\u00e9 ! <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.619%;top:90.113%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Donnez une fiche de consignes plastifi\u00e9e aux animateurs. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.619%;top:91.537%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Prenez 45 photos de leur entr\u00e9e en sc\u00e8ne pour votre story. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:3.333%;top:96.703%;font-size:1.202cqw\">02 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.848%;top:96.925%;font-size:0.902cqw\">L\u00c2CHER PRISE <\/span><\/div><\/article><\/div><\/div><div class=\"leaf\"><div class=\"leaf__face leaf__face--front\"><article class=\"page\" aria-label=\"Page 5\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"page__img\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azureva-vacances.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/liseuse\/269434\/assets\/page-05.webp\" alt=\"12. Pour vous, la raclette c\u2019est : \u2744 Un danger potentiel d\u2019indigestion si le fromage n\u2019est pas pasteuris\u00e9. \u2600 Un moment convivial o\u00f9 le froma\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1415\"><div class=\"page__text\"><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.619%;top:7.366%;font-size:1.512cqw\">12. Pour vous, la raclette c\u2019est : <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.952%;top:9.018%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Un danger potentiel d\u2019indigestion si le fromage n\u2019est <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.952%;top:10.087%;font-size:1.26cqw\">pas pasteuris\u00e9. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.952%;top:11.395%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Un moment convivial o\u00f9 le fromage doit dorer <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.952%;top:12.464%;font-size:1.26cqw\">harmonieusement. <\/span><h2 class=\"tl\" style=\"left:59.507%;top:10.679%;font-size:4.933cqw\">Les r\u00e9sultats <\/h2><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.619%;top:13.773%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Une religion. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.619%;top:14.966%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Une source de lipides n\u00e9cessaire \u00e0 l\u2019effort physique. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.619%;top:17.188%;font-size:1.512cqw\">13. Votre niveau de ski r\u00e9el : <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.619%;top:18.911%;font-size:1.344cqw\">\u00abJe descends, c\u2019est d\u00e9j\u00e0 pas mal.\u00bb <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.952%;top:20.219%;font-size:1.26cqw\">\u00abJe skie surtout en terrasse, c\u2019est plus s\u00fbr pour mon <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.952%;top:21.288%;font-size:1.26cqw\">brushing.\u00bb <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.619%;top:22.481%;font-size:1.344cqw\">\u00abJe pourrais \u00eatre monitrice si j\u2019avais le temps.\u00bb <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.619%;top:23.833%;font-size:1.26cqw\">\u00abJe ma\u00eetrise l\u2019arr\u00eat d\u2019urgence par roul\u00e9-boul\u00e9.\u00bb <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:16.651%;font-size:2.016cqw\">Vous avez une majorit\u00e9 de <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:51.796%;top:18.215%;font-size:1.68cqw\">Vous \u00eates La Maman \u00ab Ski-Master \u00bb <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:19.905%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Vous \u00eates la \u201cCEO\u201d des pistes. Avec vous, pas de place pour <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:20.974%;font-size:1.26cqw\">l\u2019improvisation. Vous connaissez le plan des pistes par c\u0153ur et vos <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:22.043%;font-size:1.26cqw\">enfants skient avant de savoir marcher. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:23.236%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Votre plaisir ? La performance et l\u2019efficacit\u00e9. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:24.544%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Votre d\u00e9fi ? Comprendre que s\u2019arr\u00eater pour regarder un flocon <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.619%;top:25.94%;font-size:1.512cqw\">14. Le soir, vous lisez : <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.619%;top:27.547%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Le plan des pistes pour optimiser le trajet de demain. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.049%;top:25.729%;font-size:1.26cqw\">n\u2019est pas une perte de temps. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:26.922%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Votre alter ego : Bree Van de Kamp (Desperate Housewives). <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:28.23%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Pourquoi ? Parce que votre fartage de skis est aussi impeccable <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.619%;top:28.972%;font-size:1.344cqw\">La carte des cocktails du bar de l\u2019h\u00f4tel. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.619%;top:30.153%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Un livre sur la psychologie positive en milieu hostile. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.619%;top:31.402%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Un magazine de d\u00e9coration de chalets de luxe. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.049%;top:29.415%;font-size:1.26cqw\">que votre tarte aux pommes. Vous pourriez diriger une station <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.049%;top:30.484%;font-size:1.26cqw\">de ski avec un pistolet de tir sportif dans une main et un <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.049%;top:31.553%;font-size:1.26cqw\">planning Excel plastifi\u00e9 dans l\u2019autre. Chez vous, m\u00eame la neige <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.049%;top:32.622%;font-size:1.26cqw\">doit tomber aux heures pr\u00e9vues. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.619%;top:33.695%;font-size:1.512cqw\">15. Votre plus grande peur en vacances : <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.223%;top:35.418%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Appara\u00eetre sur une photo avec un double menton \u00e0 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.223%;top:36.487%;font-size:1.26cqw\">cause de l\u2019\u00e9charpe. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.619%;top:37.68%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Perdre une demi-heure \u00e0 cause d\u2019un tra\u00eenard. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.619%;top:39.104%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Que la sup\u00e9rette soit en rupture de stock de chips. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:35.061%;font-size:2.016cqw\">Vous avez une majorit\u00e9 de <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:36.506%;font-size:2.016cqw\">Vous \u00eates La Maman \u00ab Prudence-Givr\u00e9e \u00bb <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:38.196%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Pour vous, la montagne est un champ de mines blanc. Vous \u00eates <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:39.265%;font-size:1.26cqw\">\u00e9quip\u00e9e pour une exp\u00e9dition au P\u00f4le Nord alors que vous \u00eates \u00e0 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:40.334%;font-size:1.26cqw\">1.200 m d\u2019altitude. Votre amour s\u2019exprime par le nombre de couches <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:41.403%;font-size:1.26cqw\">de v\u00eatements que vous imposez \u00e0 votre entourage. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.138%;top:40.342%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Que quelqu\u2019un oublie de mettre de la cr\u00e8me solaire <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.138%;top:41.411%;font-size:1.26cqw\">derri\u00e8re les oreilles. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:42.711%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Votre plaisir ? Savoir tout le monde au chaud et en vie \u00e0 20 h. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.619%;top:43.517%;font-size:1.512cqw\">16. Le matin, au petit-d\u00e9jeuner : <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:44.02%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Votre d\u00e9fi ? Ne pas appeler le m\u00e9decin pour un nez rouge. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.223%;top:45.24%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Vous faites le plein de sucres lents et fruits secs. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:45.329%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Votre alter ego : La maman de Kevin (Maman, j\u2019ai rat\u00e9 l\u2019avion !). <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:46.637%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Pourquoi ? Vous passez votre s\u00e9jour \u00e0 v\u00e9rifier que tout le <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.138%;top:46.477%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Vous surveillez que personne ne s\u2019\u00e9touffe avec un <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.138%;top:47.546%;font-size:1.26cqw\">morceau de croissant. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.223%;top:48.854%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Vous choisissez la table avec la meilleure lumi\u00e8re <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.223%;top:49.923%;font-size:1.26cqw\">naturelle. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.049%;top:47.706%;font-size:1.26cqw\">monde est l\u00e0, \u00e0 tel point que vous en oubliez de skier. Vous <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.049%;top:48.775%;font-size:1.26cqw\">comptez les enfants toutes les 3 minutes : \u00ab 1, 2... o\u00f9 est le 3\u00e8me ? <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.049%;top:49.844%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Ah non, c\u2019est un poteau. 3 ! \u00bb. Votre peur de l\u2019oubli est telle que <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.049%;top:50.913%;font-size:1.26cqw\">vous avez marqu\u00e9 votre nom au feutre ind\u00e9l\u00e9bile \u00e0 l\u2019int\u00e9rieur <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.049%;top:51.983%;font-size:1.26cqw\">des chaussettes de votre mari. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.223%;top:51.232%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Vous essayez de deviner qui a la plus grosse gueule <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.223%;top:52.301%;font-size:1.26cqw\">de bois. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.619%;top:54.815%;font-size:1.512cqw\">17. Votre rapport \u00e0 la neige : <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.952%;top:56.466%;font-size:1.26cqw\">C\u2019est de l\u2019eau gel\u00e9e, donc glissant, donc dangereux. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.952%;top:57.775%;font-size:1.26cqw\">C\u2019est un r\u00e9flecteur de lumi\u00e8re naturel pour un teint <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.952%;top:58.844%;font-size:1.26cqw\">parfait ! <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.619%;top:60.037%;font-size:1.344cqw\">C\u2019est joli, surtout quand on est \u00e0 l\u2019int\u00e9rieur au chaud. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:54.35%;font-size:2.016cqw\">Vous avez une majorit\u00e9 de <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:55.913%;font-size:2.016cqw\">Vous \u00eates La Maman \u00ab Glow-Altitude \u00bb <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:57.603%;font-size:1.26cqw\">La neige est votre podium. Vous \u00eates capable de rester impeccable <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:58.672%;font-size:1.26cqw\">apr\u00e8s une chute en t\u00e9l\u00e9ski. Pour vous, les vacances d\u2019hiver sont une <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:59.741%;font-size:1.26cqw\">exp\u00e9rience esth\u00e9tique et sensorielle. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:60.934%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Votre plaisir ? Les selfies, le shopping et les compliments sur votre <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.952%;top:61.462%;font-size:1.26cqw\">C\u2019est un terrain de jeu technique. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.049%;top:62.119%;font-size:1.26cqw\">tenue. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:63.312%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Votre d\u00e9fi ? Accepter que la raclette puisse laisser des taches sur <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.619%;top:63.568%;font-size:1.512cqw\">18. Le rangement du mat\u00e9riel le soir : <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.619%;top:65.175%;font-size:1.344cqw\">En tas dans l\u2019entr\u00e9e, on verra demain. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.952%;top:66.528%;font-size:1.26cqw\">D\u00e9sinfect\u00e9 et compt\u00e9 pour \u00eatre s\u00fbr de ne rien avoir <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.952%;top:67.597%;font-size:1.26cqw\">perdu. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.619%;top:68.905%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Align\u00e9 par taille, chaussures sur les chauffe-bottes. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.952%;top:70.214%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Jet\u00e9 avec d\u00e9sinvolture (votre mari s\u2019en occupera). <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.049%;top:64.497%;font-size:1.26cqw\">le cachemire. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:65.689%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Votre alter ego : Ren\u00e9e Zellweger (Le Journal de Bridget Jones). <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.049%;top:67.114%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Pourquoi ? Parce que vous avez achet\u00e9 la panoplie compl\u00e8te de <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.05%;top:68.183%;font-size:1.247cqw\">la championne de slalom (fuseau gainant, lunettes miroir, bonnet <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.05%;top:69.252%;font-size:1.247cqw\">\u00e0 pompon en fourrure v\u00e9ritable) pour finalement finir empal\u00e9e <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.05%;top:70.321%;font-size:1.247cqw\">dans un filet de s\u00e9curit\u00e9 apr\u00e8s trois m\u00e8tres de descente. Vous <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.05%;top:71.39%;font-size:1.247cqw\">\u00eates celle qui se demande si \u00ab le blanc la fait para\u00eetre grosse \u00bb <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.05%;top:72.459%;font-size:1.247cqw\">alors qu\u2019elle est en train de glisser sur les fesses. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.619%;top:72.657%;font-size:1.512cqw\">19. Vos enfants veulent faire de la luge \u00e0 18h : <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.619%;top:74.264%;font-size:1.344cqw\">D\u2019accord, mais 15 descentes maximum, j\u2019ai mon chrono. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.952%;top:75.617%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Seulement si vous portez vos genouill\u00e8res de v\u00e9lo <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.952%;top:76.686%;font-size:1.26cqw\">par-dessus la combi. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.952%;top:78.233%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Attendez que je r\u00e8gle la luminosit\u00e9 de mon t\u00e9l\u00e9phone. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:74.588%;font-size:2.016cqw\">Vous avez une majorit\u00e9 de <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:76.39%;font-size:2.016cqw\">Vous \u00eates La Maman \u00ab Yolo-des-Neiges \u00bb <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:78.08%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Votre devise : \u00ab On est en vacances, non ? \u00bb. Vous \u00eates la reine de <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:79.149%;font-size:1.26cqw\">l\u2019impro et du bon temps. Si les enfants mangent des frites trois jours <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:80.218%;font-size:1.26cqw\">de suite, c\u2019est le r\u00e9gime local. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.952%;top:79.66%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Allez-y, je vous regarde depuis la fen\u00eatre avec mon <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.952%;top:80.729%;font-size:1.26cqw\">verre. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:81.527%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Votre plaisir ? L\u2019ambiance, les rires et la d\u00e9compression totale. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:82.835%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Votre d\u00e9fi ? Retrouver vos cl\u00e9s de voiture le jour du d\u00e9part dans <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.619%;top:82.815%;font-size:1.512cqw\">20. Pour vous, \u00ab L\u00e2cher Prise \u00bb signifie : <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.049%;top:83.904%;font-size:1.26cqw\">le tas de neige. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.619%;top:84.481%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Ne pas utiliser de filtre sur sa photo de profil. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:85.213%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Votre alter ego : Mrs. George (Lolita malgr\u00e9 moi). <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:86.522%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Pourquoi ? Parce que vous \u00eates la maman que les autres <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.619%;top:85.79%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Rel\u00e2cher la pression sur les carres en fin de virage. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.619%;top:87.039%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Tout ce qui se passe apr\u00e8s 18h. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.952%;top:88.392%;font-size:1.26cqw\">R\u00e9ussir \u00e0 ne pas appeler le p\u00e9diatre pendant 24 heures. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.049%;top:87.591%;font-size:1.26cqw\">enfants du village vacances adorent et que les autres parents <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.049%;top:88.66%;font-size:1.26cqw\">observent avec un m\u00e9lange d\u2019admiration et d\u2019inqui\u00e9tude. Vous <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.049%;top:89.729%;font-size:1.26cqw\">adorez les ap\u00e9ros \u00e0 la terrasse du bar pendant que les enfants <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.049%;top:90.798%;font-size:1.26cqw\">sont au club, et la d\u00e9compression totale \u2014 la vraie, celle qui n\u2019a <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.049%;top:91.867%;font-size:1.26cqw\">ni planning ni r\u00e9veil. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:94.641%;top:96.726%;font-size:1.202cqw\">03 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:87.267%;top:96.949%;font-size:0.902cqw\">L\u00c2CHER PRISE <\/span><\/div><\/article><\/div><div class=\"leaf__face leaf__face--back\"><article class=\"page\" aria-label=\"Page 6\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"page__img\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azureva-vacances.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/liseuse\/269434\/assets\/page-06.webp\" alt=\"Astroglagla B\u00c9LIER 21 mars - 20 avril HUMEUR \u2014 Vous foncerez t\u00eate baiss\u00e9e... dans un sapin. Prudence ! Votre front sera l\u2019attraction princip\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1415\"><div class=\"page__text\"><h2 class=\"tl\" style=\"left:13.518%;top:2.721%;font-size:16.53cqw\">Astroglagla <\/h2><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:76.732%;top:25.209%;font-size:1.512cqw\">B\u00c9LIER <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:74.768%;top:26.534%;font-size:1.176cqw\">21 mars - 20 avril <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:11.252%;top:22.655%;font-size:1.527cqw\">HUMEUR \u2014 Vous foncerez t\u00eate baiss\u00e9e... dans un sapin. Prudence ! Votre front <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:11.301%;top:23.652%;font-size:1.177cqw\">sera l\u2019attraction principale de la station, surtout avec cette bosse qui ressemblera <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:11.338%;top:25.197%;font-size:1.176cqw\">\u00e9trangement au Mont Blanc. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:11.386%;top:26.268%;font-size:1.527cqw\">AMOUR \u2014 Une rencontre torride sera pr\u00e9vue pr\u00e8s du local \u00e0 skis, mais ce sera <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:11.435%;top:27.302%;font-size:1.176cqw\">probablement juste un moniteur qui voudra vous vendre des cours particuliers. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:11.483%;top:28.885%;font-size:1.527cqw\">VACANCES \u2014 Vous serez celle qui voudra tout faire, tout de suite. Vous finirez la <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:11.532%;top:29.882%;font-size:1.173cqw\">semaine avec une attelle, mais avec la satisfaction d\u2019avoir test\u00e9 toutes les activit\u00e9s, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:11.569%;top:31.355%;font-size:1.176cqw\">m\u00eame celles interdites aux adultes. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:35.718%;top:34.58%;font-size:1.527cqw\">HUMEUR \u2014 4 heures \u00e0 la buvette pour 20 minutes de ski. Et ce sera tr\u00e8s bien <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:35.681%;top:35.908%;font-size:1.176cqw\">comme \u00e7a. La contemplation sera votre sport. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:35.588%;top:37.195%;font-size:1.519cqw\">AMOUR \u2014 V\u00e9nus vous encouragera \u00e0 commander une troisi\u00e8me tartiflette. Vous <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:35.552%;top:38.523%;font-size:1.176cqw\">l\u2019aurez m\u00e9rit\u00e9e. Votre \u00e2me s\u0153ur sera s\u00fbrement un fromage \u00e0 p\u00e2te press\u00e9e cuite. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:22.547%;top:38.197%;font-size:1.512cqw\">TAUREAU <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:21.692%;top:39.572%;font-size:1.176cqw\">21 avril - 20 mai <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:35.459%;top:39.811%;font-size:1.513cqw\">VACANCES \u2014 Un conflit astral entre votre envie de rando et votre passion pour le <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:35.423%;top:41.139%;font-size:1.176cqw\">reblochon tournera \u00e0 l\u2019avantage du fromage. Sans surprise. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:15.703%;top:46.193%;font-size:1.515cqw\">HUMEUR \u2014 Vous parlerez \u00e0 tout le t\u00e9l\u00e9si\u00e8ge, sympathiserez avec le dameur <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:15.753%;top:47.536%;font-size:1.176cqw\">et organiserez un ap\u00e9ro avec des inconnus. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:15.8%;top:48.81%;font-size:1.509cqw\">AMOUR \u2014 Votre dualit\u00e9 s\u00e9duira. Un jour \u00ab Maman Calme \u00bb, un jour \u00ab Furie des <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:15.85%;top:49.807%;font-size:1.183cqw\">Sommets \u00bb. Votre partenaire ne saura plus sur quel pied danser (ni sur quel <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:15.886%;top:51.479%;font-size:1.176cqw\">ski glisser). <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:77.179%;top:49.869%;font-size:1.512cqw\">G\u00c9MEAUX <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:76.319%;top:51.259%;font-size:1.176cqw\">21 mai - 20 juin <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:15.934%;top:52.423%;font-size:1.514cqw\">VACANCES \u2014 Vous serez le cauchemar de vos amis : vous perdrez vos gants, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:15.983%;top:53.421%;font-size:1.186cqw\">votre forfait et votre dignit\u00e9 trois fois par jour, mais vous serez la seule \u00e0 ne <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:16.02%;top:54.992%;font-size:1.176cqw\">jamais vous ennuyer. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:35.503%;top:57.75%;font-size:1.517cqw\">HUMEUR \u2014 Tr\u00e8s nostalgique. Vous passerez trois heures \u00e0 expliquer \u00e0 vos <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:35.467%;top:59.078%;font-size:1.187cqw\">enfants que \u00ab de votre temps \u00bb, la neige \u00e9tait plus blanche et les forfaits <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:35.417%;top:60.075%;font-size:1.176cqw\">moins chers. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:35.324%;top:61.363%;font-size:1.527cqw\">AMOUR \u2014 Vous aurez besoin de c\u00e2lins et de chocolat chaud. Si votre <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:35.288%;top:62.691%;font-size:1.168cqw\">partenaire refuse de regarder Love Actually pour la 40\u00e8me fois, vous bouderez <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:35.239%;top:63.688%;font-size:1.176cqw\">jusqu\u2019en mars. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:22.946%;top:63.002%;font-size:1.512cqw\">CANCER <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:21.22%;top:64.341%;font-size:1.176cqw\">21 juin - 22 juillet <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:35.146%;top:64.976%;font-size:1.527cqw\">VACANCES \u2014 Il y aura un risque de larmes devant le spectacle de fin de <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:35.11%;top:66.304%;font-size:1.177cqw\">semaine des enfants. Pr\u00e9voyez un mascara waterproof ou assumez le look <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:35.06%;top:67.301%;font-size:1.176cqw\">\u00ab panda des neiges \u00bb. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.695%;top:71.815%;font-size:1.527cqw\">HUMEUR \u2014 Vous brillerez tellement que vous rendrez les lunettes de soleil <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.769%;top:73.395%;font-size:1.176cqw\">obligatoires dans un rayon de 50 m\u00e8tres. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:71.503%;top:74.573%;font-size:1.512cqw\">LION <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:68.613%;top:75.852%;font-size:1.176cqw\">23 juillet - 22 ao\u00fbt <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.841%;top:74.431%;font-size:1.524cqw\">AMOUR \u2014 Vous exigerez de l\u2019admiration. Si votre moiti\u00e9 ne complimente pas <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.915%;top:75.428%;font-size:1.176cqw\">votre technique de chasse-neige, vous envisagerez une s\u00e9paration temporaire <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.97%;top:77.071%;font-size:1.176cqw\">jusqu\u2019\u00e0 la prochaine sortie shopping. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.041%;top:78.042%;font-size:1.527cqw\">VACANCES \u2014 Vous multiplierez les pauses \u00ab naturelles \u00bb pour les r\u00e9seaux <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.115%;top:79.04%;font-size:1.188cqw\">sociaux. Vous tomberez lamentablement juste apr\u00e8s avoir post\u00e9 votre story, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.171%;top:80.343%;font-size:1.176cqw\">mais la photo sera r\u00e9ussie, et ce sera tout ce qui comptera. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:33.373%;top:84.068%;font-size:1.527cqw\">HUMEUR \u2014 Vous aurez un planning Excel des pistes, la cartographie de tous les <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:33.35%;top:85.397%;font-size:1.186cqw\">restaurants de la station et une checklist de 47 lignes \u00e0 accomplir. Votre cerveau <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:33.319%;top:86.394%;font-size:1.176cqw\">sera une tour de contr\u00f4le. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:20.693%;top:87.259%;font-size:1.512cqw\">VIERGE <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:17.93%;top:88.554%;font-size:1.176cqw\">23 ao\u00fbt - 22 septembre <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:33.261%;top:87.682%;font-size:1.504cqw\">AMOUR \u2014 Vous jugerez la technique de ski de votre partenaire. \u00ab C\u2019est un virage, pas <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:33.239%;top:89.011%;font-size:1.176cqw\">un saut de l\u2019ange, Lo\u00efc !!! \u00bb L\u2019ambiance sera glaciale. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:33.181%;top:90.299%;font-size:1.527cqw\">VACANCES \u2014 Malgr\u00e9 votre organisation maniaque, vous oublierez quand m\u00eame <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:33.158%;top:91.627%;font-size:1.164cqw\">votre bonnet et raterez le premier t\u00e9l\u00e9ph\u00e9rique pour une histoire de lacets mal nou\u00e9s. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:3.333%;top:96.703%;font-size:1.202cqw\">04 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.848%;top:96.925%;font-size:0.902cqw\">L\u00c2CHER PRISE <\/span><\/div><\/article><\/div><\/div><div class=\"leaf\"><div class=\"leaf__face leaf__face--front\"><article class=\"page\" aria-label=\"Page 7\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"page__img\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azureva-vacances.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/liseuse\/269434\/assets\/page-07.webp\" alt=\"\u00ab Oui, nous ne sommes pas encore en hiver. Mais les astres, eux, travaillent toujours avec un peu d\u2019avance. Entre deux alignements plan\u00e9tair\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1415\"><div class=\"page__text\"><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.381%;top:8.638%;font-size:1.68cqw\">\u00ab Oui, nous ne sommes pas encore en hiver. Mais les astres, eux, travaillent toujours avec un peu d\u2019avance. Entre deux alignements <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.381%;top:10.064%;font-size:1.68cqw\">plan\u00e9taires et une pleine lune tr\u00e8s inspir\u00e9e, ils ont d\u00e9j\u00e0 scrut\u00e9 ce qui vous attend lors de vos prochaines vacances \u00e0 la montagne durant <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.381%;top:11.489%;font-size:1.68cqw\">l\u2019hiver. Moments de gr\u00e2ce sur les pistes, enfants qui r\u00e9clament un chocolat chaud toutes les 12 minutes, moufles myst\u00e9rieusement <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.381%;top:12.914%;font-size:1.68cqw\">disparues\u2026 rien n\u2019\u00e9chappe au cosmos. Bienvenue dans l\u2019Astroglagla, l\u2019horoscope officiel de votre futur hiver. \u00bb <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:63.924%;top:14.88%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Par Madame Irma-des-Cimes, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:38.974%;top:16.004%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Dipl\u00f4m\u00e9e en lecture de marc de chocolat chaud au bon lait des vaches des montagnes <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:31.048%;top:22.739%;font-size:1.512cqw\">HUMEUR \u2014 Vous h\u00e9siterez trois heures entre la piste verte et la bleue. Le restaurant <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:31.022%;top:24.198%;font-size:1.176cqw\">fermera avant votre choix. Vous finirez par skier sur le parking, par d\u00e9pit. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:30.963%;top:25.5%;font-size:1.506cqw\">AMOUR \u2014 V\u00e9nus vous conseillera la diplomatie. Vous ne direz pas \u00e0 votre belle-m\u00e8re <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:30.937%;top:26.959%;font-size:1.176cqw\">que son bonnet lui donne l\u2019air d\u2019un gland de ch\u00eane. Vous garderez \u00e7a pour vous. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:18.173%;top:27.567%;font-size:1.512cqw\">BALANCE <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:15.354%;top:28.961%;font-size:1.176cqw\">23 septembre - 22 octobre <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:30.878%;top:28.261%;font-size:1.523cqw\">VACANCES \u2014 Vous serez la personne qui demandera l\u2019avis de tout le monde pour <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:30.851%;top:29.72%;font-size:1.176cqw\">finalement ne rien d\u00e9cider. Vous finirez vos vacances sur le canap\u00e9 du hall d\u2019accueil, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:30.817%;top:30.848%;font-size:1.176cqw\">l\u00e0 o\u00f9 la lumi\u00e8re sera la plus flatteuse. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.126%;top:36.99%;font-size:1.527cqw\">HUMEUR \u2014 Vous n\u2019aimerez pas qu\u2019on vous double et qu\u2019on prenne VOTRE <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.2%;top:38.919%;font-size:1.176cqw\">place en terrasse. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:72.213%;top:38.975%;font-size:1.512cqw\">SCORPION <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:69.648%;top:40.356%;font-size:1.176cqw\">23 octobre - 21 novembre <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.271%;top:39.605%;font-size:1.527cqw\">AMOUR \u2014 Une passion volcanique se manifestera sous la couette. Attention <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.345%;top:40.603%;font-size:1.186cqw\">aux \u00e9tincelles avec les draps en synth\u00e9tique : l\u2019\u00e9lectricit\u00e9 statique sera votre <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.401%;top:42.661%;font-size:1.176cqw\">ennemie. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.472%;top:43.217%;font-size:1.523cqw\">VACANCES \u2014 Vous jugerez silencieusement ceux qui feront du chasse-neige <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.546%;top:44.214%;font-size:1.185cqw\">ou qui porteront des v\u00eatements de sport de 2005. Votre activit\u00e9 favorite sera <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.601%;top:45.553%;font-size:1.176cqw\">d\u2019observer les chutes des autres avec un sourire en coin. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:24.969%;top:48.71%;font-size:1.527cqw\">HUMEUR \u2014 Aventuri\u00e8re ! Vous voudrez tester le parapente, le chien de <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:24.919%;top:50.323%;font-size:1.176cqw\">tra\u00eeneau et la plong\u00e9e sous glace en une matin\u00e9e. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:24.826%;top:51.61%;font-size:1.512cqw\">AMOUR \u2014 Un coup de foudre dans l\u2019h\u00e9licopt\u00e8re des secours en montagne ? <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:24.789%;top:52.938%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Pourquoi pas ! Tout sera bon pour une anecdote Instagram. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:11.549%;top:53.781%;font-size:1.512cqw\">SAGITTAIRE <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.116%;top:55.1%;font-size:1.176cqw\">22 novembre - 21 d\u00e9cembre <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:24.696%;top:54.226%;font-size:1.527cqw\">VACANCES \u2014 Un virage mal n\u00e9goci\u00e9 vous rapprochera de la nature. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:24.66%;top:55.554%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Litt\u00e9ralement. Vous aurez des aiguilles de sapin dans le col. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:13.881%;top:61.785%;font-size:1.501cqw\">HUMEUR \u2014 Vous voudrez rentabiliser votre forfait. Vous ferez 14 pistes par jour, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:13.931%;top:62.787%;font-size:1.166cqw\">refuserez les pauses et vous l\u00e8verez \u00e0 7h. La d\u00e9tente sera un concept \u00e9tranger. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:77.055%;top:63.006%;font-size:1.512cqw\">CAPRICORNE <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:75.198%;top:64.359%;font-size:1.176cqw\">22 d\u00e9cembre - 19 janvier <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:13.978%;top:64.401%;font-size:1.502cqw\">AMOUR \u2014 La solidit\u00e9 sera votre force. Votre couple r\u00e9sistera m\u00eame \u00e0 l\u2019\u00e9preuve <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:14.027%;top:65.403%;font-size:1.171cqw\">du montage des cha\u00eenes sur les pneus sous la neige. Ce sera \u00e7a, le vrai amour. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:14.075%;top:67.017%;font-size:1.497cqw\">VACANCES \u2014 Vous finirez avec des courbatures de comp\u00e9tition et z\u00e9ro souvenir <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:14.124%;top:68.029%;font-size:1.176cqw\">de fun, mais avec un rapport d\u2019activit\u00e9 complet sur votre montre connect\u00e9e. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:34.783%;top:72.812%;font-size:1.527cqw\">HUMEUR \u2014 On vous aura dit \u00ab Verse-Eau \u00bb, pas \u00ab Verse-Vin-Chaud \u00bb. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:34.747%;top:74.14%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Attention \u00e0 la descente (celle de la piste et celle de la bouteille). <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:34.654%;top:75.428%;font-size:1.512cqw\">AMOUR \u2014 Une envie d\u2019originalit\u00e9 se fera sentir. Vous proposerez un rendez- <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:34.618%;top:76.756%;font-size:1.176cqw\">vous galant dans une t\u00e9l\u00e9cabine en panne. Sensations fortes garanties. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:19.726%;top:76.789%;font-size:1.512cqw\">VERSEAU <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:17.528%;top:78.118%;font-size:1.176cqw\">20 janvier - 18 f\u00e9vrier <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:34.525%;top:78.044%;font-size:1.527cqw\">VACANCES \u2014 Uranus vous poussera \u00e0 l\u2019innovation : vous inventerez une <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:34.488%;top:79.372%;font-size:1.188cqw\">nouvelle fa\u00e7on de tomber qui ressemblera \u00e0 une chor\u00e9graphie de danse <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:34.439%;top:80.369%;font-size:1.176cqw\">contemporaine de Kamel Ouali #STARAC. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.763%;top:85.488%;font-size:1.525cqw\">HUMEUR \u2014 Vous planerez \u00e0 3000 m\u00e8tres, m\u00eame quand vous serez au rez-de- <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.812%;top:86.703%;font-size:1.176cqw\">chauss\u00e9e. Ce sera l\u2019effet \u00ab air pur \u00bb ou l\u2019exc\u00e8s de vin chaud. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:75.434%;top:87.353%;font-size:1.512cqw\">POISSONS <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:73.753%;top:88.692%;font-size:1.176cqw\">19 f\u00e9vrier - 20 mars <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.86%;top:88.098%;font-size:1.51cqw\">AMOUR \u2014 Le romantisme sera absolu. Vous attendrez que votre prince charmant <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.909%;top:89.101%;font-size:1.182cqw\">vous sauve d\u2019un amas de poudreuse. Attendez encore un peu, il finira sa cr\u00eape. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.944%;top:90.378%;font-size:1.527cqw\">VACANCES \u2014 Votre intuition sera forte : vous oublierez votre code de casier \u00e0 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.993%;top:91.907%;font-size:1.176cqw\">skis. Notez-le sur votre front. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:4.762%;top:96.771%;font-size:0.956cqw\">L\u2019abus d\u2019alcool est dangereux pour la sant\u00e9, \u00e0 consommer avec mod\u00e9ration <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:94.658%;top:96.726%;font-size:1.202cqw\">05 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:87.267%;top:96.949%;font-size:0.902cqw\">L\u00c2CHER PRISE <\/span><\/div><\/article><\/div><div class=\"leaf__face leaf__face--back\"><article class=\"page\" aria-label=\"Page 8\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"page__img\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azureva-vacances.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/liseuse\/269434\/assets\/page-08.webp\" alt=\"Tuto du mois Comment RATER ses photos de vacances Selon une \u00e9tude tr\u00e8s comment\u00e9e du Watch, Travel &amp; Forecast (\u00e9galement appel\u00e9 le WTF), 92% \" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1415\"><div class=\"page__text\"><h2 class=\"tl\" style=\"left:12.594%;top:4.342%;font-size:6.257cqw\">Tuto du mois comment rater ses photos de vacances <\/h2><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.655%;top:11.628%;font-size:1.428cqw\">Selon une \u00e9tude tr\u00e8s comment\u00e9e du <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.655%;top:12.757%;font-size:1.428cqw\">Watch, Travel &amp; Forecast (\u00e9galement <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.655%;top:13.886%;font-size:1.428cqw\">appel\u00e9 le WTF), 92% des photos de <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.655%;top:15.014%;font-size:1.428cqw\">vacances sont \u00ab objectivement rat\u00e9es mais <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.655%;top:16.143%;font-size:1.428cqw\">\u00e9motionnellement puissantes \u00bb, une donn\u00e9e <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.655%;top:17.272%;font-size:1.428cqw\">qui nous a boulevers\u00e9es. Parce que chez <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.655%;top:18.401%;font-size:1.428cqw\">L\u00e2cher Prise, nous pensons qu\u2019un souvenir <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.655%;top:19.53%;font-size:1.428cqw\">parfaitement cadr\u00e9 est un souvenir suspect, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.655%;top:20.658%;font-size:1.428cqw\">nous avons demand\u00e9 \u00e0 Apolline Panet <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.655%;top:21.787%;font-size:1.428cqw\">\u2014 sp\u00e9cialiste autoproclam\u00e9e de l\u2019instant <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.655%;top:22.916%;font-size:1.428cqw\">mal captur\u00e9 \u2014 de nous livrer sa m\u00e9thode <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.655%;top:24.045%;font-size:1.428cqw\">exclusive. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:39.683%;top:26.029%;font-size:1.68cqw\">OBJECTIF : RATER AVEC INTENTION. PARCE QUE LE FLOU, C\u2019EST LE <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:39.683%;top:27.454%;font-size:1.68cqw\">\u00ab NOUVEAU \u00bb NET. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:23.096%;top:26.436%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Par Apolline Panet <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.656%;top:27.386%;font-size:1.26cqw\">r\u00e9dactrice lifestyle &amp; esth\u00e9tique approximative <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.19%;top:35.529%;font-size:1.68cqw\">LE TIMING PARFAITEMENT IMPARFAIT <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.191%;top:37.051%;font-size:1.26cqw\">La r\u00e8gle d\u2019or de la photo rat\u00e9e : ne prenez jamais <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.134%;top:38.12%;font-size:1.26cqw\">la photo quand tout le monde sourit. Le sourire <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.134%;top:39.189%;font-size:1.26cqw\">simultan\u00e9 de tous les membres d\u2019une famille est <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.134%;top:40.258%;font-size:1.26cqw\">statistiquement aussi rare qu\u2019une \u00e9clipse solaire, et <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.134%;top:41.327%;font-size:1.26cqw\">tout aussi bref. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.191%;top:42.732%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Attendez plut\u00f4t le moment pr\u00e9cis o\u00f9 votre a\u00een\u00e9 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.095%;top:43.801%;font-size:1.26cqw\">ferme les yeux, o\u00f9 le petit regarde un oiseau <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.095%;top:44.87%;font-size:1.26cqw\">imaginaire, et o\u00f9 votre conjoint b\u00e2ille en attendant <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.095%;top:45.939%;font-size:1.26cqw\">votre compte \u00e0 rebours pour la photo. C\u2019est L\u00c0, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.095%;top:47.008%;font-size:1.26cqw\">cliquez ! Vous tenez votre chef-d\u2019\u0153uvre d\u2019authenticit\u00e9. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.172%;top:49.186%;font-size:1.26cqw\">LA PHOTO \u00c0 REPRODUIRE CHEZ VOUS <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.172%;top:50.6%;font-size:1.428cqw\">Faites poser toute la famille devant le sapin du <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.172%;top:51.729%;font-size:1.428cqw\">village vacances. Comptez jusqu\u2019\u00e0 3. Prenez la <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.172%;top:52.857%;font-size:1.428cqw\">photo \u00e0 2. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.172%;top:54.322%;font-size:1.428cqw\">R\u00e9sultat garanti : 1 personne qui regarde, 1 qui <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.172%;top:55.451%;font-size:1.428cqw\">bouge, 1 qui n\u2019\u00e9tait pas pr\u00eate, et 1 qui fait un signe <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.172%;top:56.58%;font-size:1.428cqw\">de paix ironique. Encadrez-la. C\u2019est de l\u2019art brut. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.19%;top:59.613%;font-size:1.68cqw\">LE DOIGT FANT\u00d4ME <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.87%;top:60.917%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Aucune photo de vacances digne de ce nom n\u2019est <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.87%;top:61.926%;font-size:1.26cqw\">compl\u00e8te sans le bout de votre index sur 30% de <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.87%;top:62.935%;font-size:1.26cqw\">l\u2019objectif. Ce n\u2019est pas une erreur, c\u2019est une signature ! <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.87%;top:63.945%;font-size:1.26cqw\">L\u2019\u00e9quivalent photographique du sceau d\u2019un grand peintre <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.87%;top:64.954%;font-size:1.26cqw\">flamand. Vermeer avait sa lumi\u00e8re, vous avez votre index. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:65.452%;font-size:1.428cqw\">Ce n\u2019est pas un accident, c\u2019est une discipline olympique de l\u2019ombre. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.191%;top:66.3%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Ce \u00ab nuage de peau \u00bb apporte une dimension <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:63.297%;top:68.17%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Voici comment ruiner les souvenirs des autres <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:63.465%;top:69.239%;font-size:1.26cqw\">avec panache : <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.81%;top:67.31%;font-size:1.26cqw\">humaine et tactile, transformant une simple vue sur <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.81%;top:68.319%;font-size:1.26cqw\">les cimes en une \u0153uvre abstraite intitul\u00e9e <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.81%;top:69.388%;font-size:1.26cqw\">\u00ab Doigt sur la cha\u00eene des Aravis \u00bb. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:63.633%;top:70.778%;font-size:1.291cqw\">LE SKIEUR FANT\u00d4ME <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:63.801%;top:72.051%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Rep\u00e9rez un couple en train de faire un selfie <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.19%;top:72.904%;font-size:1.68cqw\">LE CONTRE-JOUR MAGISTRAL <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:63.969%;top:73.12%;font-size:1.26cqw\">romantique. Passez derri\u00e8re eux en faisant <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:64.305%;top:74.189%;font-size:1.26cqw\">une t\u00eate de d\u00e9terr\u00e9, la langue sortie et les <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.191%;top:74.427%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Placez vos sujets face au soleil parce que \u00ab la <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:64.473%;top:75.258%;font-size:1.26cqw\">lunettes de travers. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.81%;top:75.496%;font-size:1.26cqw\">montagne est jolie derri\u00e8re \u00bb. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.191%;top:76.901%;font-size:1.26cqw\">En pla\u00e7ant votre famille exactement entre vous et <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:64.641%;top:76.796%;font-size:1.291cqw\">LA STATUE <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:64.809%;top:78.069%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Ins\u00e9rez-vous dans le d\u00e9cor d\u2019une photo <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:64.977%;top:79.138%;font-size:1.26cqw\">de groupe d\u2019inconnus. Restez totalement <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:65.144%;top:80.207%;font-size:1.26cqw\">immobile, l\u2019air s\u00e9rieux, comme si vous <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:65.144%;top:81.276%;font-size:1.26cqw\">faisiez partie de leur famille depuis 20 ans. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.81%;top:77.97%;font-size:1.26cqw\">le soleil de 16 h, vous obtenez des silhouettes noires <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.81%;top:79.039%;font-size:1.26cqw\">d\u2019une \u00e9l\u00e9gance dramatique. C\u2019est la solution id\u00e9ale <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.81%;top:80.108%;font-size:1.26cqw\">pour ne pas avoir \u00e0 retoucher les cernes de votre mari <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.81%;top:81.177%;font-size:1.26cqw\">ou le nez qui coule du petit dernier. Le Mont Blanc <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.81%;top:82.246%;font-size:1.26cqw\">en fond, lui, est impeccable. Et sinc\u00e8rement, le Mont <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.81%;top:83.316%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Blanc \u00e9tait l\u00e0 avant vous et sera l\u00e0 apr\u00e8s. C\u2019est lui la <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.81%;top:84.385%;font-size:1.26cqw\">star pas votre famille, acceptez-le. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:49.468%;top:82.682%;font-size:1.26cqw\">R\u00e9sultat : ils ne s\u2019en rendront compte qu\u2019au tirage photo. \u00ab C\u2019est qui la <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:49.468%;top:83.751%;font-size:1.26cqw\">dame en rose derri\u00e8re tonton Bernard ? \u00bb \u2014 \u00ab Aucune id\u00e9e, mais elle <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:49.468%;top:84.82%;font-size:1.26cqw\">est goated ! \u00bb <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.19%;top:86.894%;font-size:1.764cqw\">\u00ab J\u2019ai 11.000 photos de vacances dans mon t\u00e9l\u00e9phone. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:48.346%;top:86.358%;font-size:1.291cqw\">LE LAPIN DE P\u00c2QUES <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:48.346%;top:87.631%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Surgissez juste derri\u00e8re l\u2019\u00e9paule de quelqu\u2019un au moment o\u00f9 l\u2019obturateur <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:48.346%;top:88.7%;font-size:1.26cqw\">se d\u00e9clenche pour faire des \u00ab oreilles de lapin \u00bb avec vos gants. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:48.346%;top:89.77%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Disparaissez aussit\u00f4t dans la foule. C\u2019est propre, net et sans bavure. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.457%;top:88.233%;font-size:1.764cqw\">J\u2019en ai regard\u00e9 que 3 et une \u00e9tait floue\u2026 Mais c\u2019est <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.457%;top:89.54%;font-size:1.764cqw\">ma pr\u00e9f\u00e9r\u00e9e. \u00bb <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:29.023%;top:91.482%;font-size:1.26cqw\">S\u00e9verine, 36 ans, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:15.202%;top:92.512%;font-size:1.26cqw\">photographe amateure mais surtout amateure <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:65.391%;top:91.888%;font-size:1.848cqw\">LE CONSEIL DE LA R\u00c9DAC\u2019 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:48.346%;top:94.034%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Le meilleur photo-bombing est celui que l\u2019on d\u00e9couvre trois mois plus <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:48.346%;top:95.103%;font-size:1.26cqw\">tard, en triant les photos un dimanche de pluie. C\u2019est le cadeau qui <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:48.346%;top:96.172%;font-size:1.26cqw\">continue de donner le sourire. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:3.333%;top:96.703%;font-size:1.202cqw\">06 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.848%;top:96.925%;font-size:0.902cqw\">L\u00c2CHER PRISE <\/span><h3 class=\"tl\" style=\"left:3%;top:3%;font-size:4cqw\">Le photo-bombing <\/h3><\/div><\/article><\/div><\/div><div class=\"leaf\"><div class=\"leaf__face leaf__face--front\"><article class=\"page\" aria-label=\"Page 9\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"page__img\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azureva-vacances.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/liseuse\/269434\/assets\/page-09.webp\" alt=\"\u00c9DITION SP\u00c9CIALE MONTAGNE FULL FOOD COMPLEX Nourrit matin, midi et soir. BED CONFORT+ Un soup\u00e7on chaque soir et laisser agir toute la nuit. \" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1415\"><div class=\"page__text\"><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:75.821%;top:27.45%;font-size:1.965cqw\">\u00c9DITION <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:74.956%;top:28.811%;font-size:1.965cqw\">SP\u00c9CIALE <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:73.781%;top:30.145%;font-size:1.965cqw\">MONTAGNE <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.762%;top:32.291%;font-size:1.058cqw\">FULL FOOD COMPLEX <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:53.199%;top:33.864%;font-size:1.029cqw\">Nourrit matin, midi et soir. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:15.714%;top:40.7%;font-size:1.058cqw\">BED CONFORT+ <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:16.556%;top:42.113%;font-size:1.029cqw\">Un soup\u00e7on chaque <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:17.061%;top:42.945%;font-size:1.029cqw\">soir et laisser agir <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:18.175%;top:43.776%;font-size:1.029cqw\">toute la nuit. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:78.619%;top:55.713%;font-size:1.058cqw\">TEEN BOOSTER <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:79.467%;top:57.401%;font-size:1.029cqw\">Une dose le matin, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:78.715%;top:58.399%;font-size:1.029cqw\">r\u00e9sultat visible le soir. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:22.952%;top:69.151%;font-size:1.058cqw\">BUDGET REPAIR MASK <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:24.086%;top:70.901%;font-size:1.029cqw\">Une seule dose suffit, c&#039;est une <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:26.635%;top:71.732%;font-size:1.029cqw\">formule tout inclus. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:23.61%;top:73.226%;font-size:1.322cqw\">M\u00caME LE FORFAIT DE SKI <\/span><h2 class=\"tl\" style=\"left:70.51%;top:77.504%;font-size:3.452cqw\">Karellis <\/h2><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:65.282%;top:80.48%;font-size:1.351cqw\">des utilisatrices ont dit : <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:63.374%;top:81.642%;font-size:1.848cqw\">\u00ab Ah oui quand m\u00eame \u00bb. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:64.814%;top:84.266%;font-size:1.354cqw\">ROUTINE COMPL\u00c8TE : <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:63.497%;top:85.266%;font-size:1.321cqw\">Sommeil, repas, tranquillit\u00e9, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:67.99%;top:86.56%;font-size:1.321cqw\">budget apais\u00e9 <\/span><\/div><\/article><\/div><div class=\"leaf__face leaf__face--back\"><article class=\"page\" aria-label=\"Page 10\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"page__img\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azureva-vacances.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/liseuse\/269434\/assets\/page-10.webp\" alt=\"Mode-tagne LA DOUDOUNE \u00ab Dont-On-Ne-Prononce-Plus-Le-Nom \u00bb TENDANCES Soyons francs. Il existe en France une doudoune ultra-l\u00e9g\u00e8re en quatre \" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1415\"><div class=\"page__text\"><h2 class=\"tl\" style=\"left:59.86%;top:6.974%;font-size:10.6cqw\">TENDANCES Mode-tagne <\/h2><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.301%;top:16.303%;font-size:2.177cqw\">LA DOUDOUNE \u00ab Dont-On-Ne-Prononce-Plus-Le-Nom \u00bb <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.182%;top:19.224%;font-size:1.512cqw\">Soyons francs. Il existe en France une doudoune ultra-l\u00e9g\u00e8re en quatre lettres que tout le monde poss\u00e8de. Vous la connaissez. Votre <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.182%;top:20.531%;font-size:1.512cqw\">voisine la conna\u00eet. Votre belle-m\u00e8re la poss\u00e8de en trois couleurs. Nous n\u2019avons pas le droit de la nommer, nous l\u2019appellerons donc La <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.182%;top:21.837%;font-size:1.512cqw\">Doudoune. On estime qu\u2019\u00e0 La Clusaz, un samedi de f\u00e9vrier, 97,3 % des adultes portent La Doudoune. Les 2,7 % restants en portent une <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.182%;top:23.143%;font-size:1.512cqw\">aussi \u2014 simplement cach\u00e9e sous la couche n\u00b07 de leur Oignon Chic. Face \u00e0 cette uniformisation galopante, nos insiders nous r\u00e9v\u00e8lent en <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.182%;top:24.45%;font-size:1.512cqw\">exclusivit\u00e9 mondiale la collection Capsule Absurd Winter\u2122, fruit d\u2019une collaboration in\u00e9dite entre La Doudoune-Dont-On-Ne-Prononce- <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.182%;top:25.756%;font-size:1.512cqw\">Plus-Le-Nom &amp; L\u00e2cher Prise. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:73.942%;top:29.488%;font-size:2.016cqw\">LA NUAGE <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:14.08%;top:30.589%;font-size:2.016cqw\">LA POMPON <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:63.696%;top:31.821%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Si l\u00e9g\u00e8re qu\u2019elle ne tient pas <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:63.745%;top:32.862%;font-size:1.176cqw\">chaud, du tout. Mais elle <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:63.795%;top:33.866%;font-size:1.176cqw\">est \u00ab cloud-core \u00bb, et en <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:63.844%;top:34.927%;font-size:1.176cqw\">2026, c\u2019est suffisant. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:63.893%;top:35.968%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Vendue avec un <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:63.942%;top:36.98%;font-size:1.176cqw\">sous-v\u00eatement <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:63.992%;top:37.964%;font-size:1.176cqw\">thermique offert <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:64.041%;top:38.979%;font-size:1.176cqw\">(indispensable). <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.439%;top:32.888%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Vous aimez le pompon sur le bonnet ? <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.488%;top:33.885%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Ici, c\u2019est 300 pompons cousus main sur <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.537%;top:34.878%;font-size:1.176cqw\">l\u2019int\u00e9gralit\u00e9 de la doudoune. C\u2019est total <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.586%;top:35.876%;font-size:1.176cqw\">pompon. Bonus : en cas de chute sur <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.636%;top:37.088%;font-size:1.176cqw\">les pistes, les pompons <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.685%;top:38.102%;font-size:1.176cqw\">amortissent le choc. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.734%;top:39.12%;font-size:1.176cqw\">C\u2019est de la s\u00e9curit\u00e9 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.783%;top:40.296%;font-size:1.176cqw\">passive <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:13.364%;top:40.134%;font-size:1.176cqw\">d\u00e9guis\u00e9e <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.833%;top:41.258%;font-size:1.176cqw\">en fashion. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.242%;top:45.659%;font-size:2.016cqw\">LA CACTUS <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:44.026%;top:47.69%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Piquants int\u00e9gr\u00e9s. Personne <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:43.952%;top:48.686%;font-size:1.176cqw\">ne vous double au tire-fesses. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:43.878%;top:49.682%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Personne ne vous approche. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:43.804%;top:50.679%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Personne ne vous parle. C\u2019est <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:43.73%;top:51.675%;font-size:1.176cqw\">le bonheur. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:42.24%;top:57.129%;font-size:2.016cqw\">LA FLEURIE <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:79.379%;top:65.283%;font-size:2.016cqw\">LA BURGER <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:35.953%;top:59.371%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Imprim\u00e9 liberty sur duvet <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.002%;top:60.412%;font-size:1.176cqw\">d\u2019oie. Pour rappeler le <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.052%;top:61.395%;font-size:1.176cqw\">printemps quand il fait <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.101%;top:62.459%;font-size:1.176cqw\">\u221212 \u00b0C. Un acte de <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.15%;top:63.43%;font-size:1.176cqw\">r\u00e9sistance po\u00e9tique <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.199%;top:64.548%;font-size:1.176cqw\">ou un d\u00e9ni <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.249%;top:65.46%;font-size:1.176cqw\">m\u00e9t\u00e9orologique. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.298%;top:66.471%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Tout d\u00e9pend du <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.347%;top:67.517%;font-size:1.176cqw\">point de vue. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:71.202%;top:67.744%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Rembourrage XL double cheese. Le <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:71.202%;top:68.742%;font-size:1.176cqw\">mod\u00e8le le plus moelleux du march\u00e9. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:71.202%;top:69.74%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Les enfants veulent vous c\u00e2liner. Les <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:71.202%;top:70.738%;font-size:1.176cqw\">chiens vous suivent dans la rue. L\u2019odeur <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:71.202%;top:71.735%;font-size:1.176cqw\">de frite appara\u00eet au bout de trois heures. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:18.218%;top:71.405%;font-size:2.016cqw\">LA SIAMOISE <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:41.628%;top:78.295%;font-size:2.352cqw\">TENDANCE EXPRESS <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:41.628%;top:80.14%;font-size:1.68cqw\">Le retour fracassant de la cagoule <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.094%;top:73.926%;font-size:1.176cqw\">La doudoune couple. Un seul v\u00eatement, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.168%;top:74.922%;font-size:1.176cqw\">deux encolures, deux manches. On <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.242%;top:75.919%;font-size:1.176cqw\">entre \u00e0 deux, on avance \u00e0 deux, on <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.315%;top:76.915%;font-size:1.176cqw\">tombe \u00e0 deux. Avantage : impossible de <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.389%;top:77.919%;font-size:1.176cqw\">se perdre sur les pistes. Inconv\u00e9nient : <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.463%;top:78.908%;font-size:1.176cqw\">impossible de se fuir. Disponible en <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.537%;top:79.904%;font-size:1.176cqw\">version parent-enfant pour les mamans <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.611%;top:81.064%;font-size:1.176cqw\">fusionnelles #mamanbestfriend. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:39.387%;top:81.775%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Rep\u00e9r\u00e9e sur les podiums de Milan (bon, sur le parking d\u2019une pizzeria milanaise, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:39.387%;top:82.725%;font-size:1.26cqw\">mais \u00e7a compte), adopt\u00e9e par les influenceuses ski-lifestyle d\u2019Instagram (toutes les <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:39.387%;top:83.676%;font-size:1.26cqw\">trois), la cagoule s\u2019impose comme la pi\u00e8ce incontournable de la saison. On l\u2019appelle <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:39.387%;top:84.627%;font-size:1.26cqw\">d\u00e9sormais le \u00ab Balaclava \u00bb \u2014 parce que tout est plus chic en anglais. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:39.387%;top:86.314%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Comment la porter ? Sous un bonnet, pour le look \u00ab double protection inutile \u00bb. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:39.387%;top:87.312%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Avec des lunettes de soleil, pour le look \u00ab je suis c\u00e9l\u00e8bre et je ne veux pas \u00eatre reconnue <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:39.387%;top:88.31%;font-size:1.176cqw\">au supermarch\u00e9 de M\u00e9tabief \u00bb. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.19%;top:86.854%;font-size:1.68cqw\">\u00ab Porter La Doudoune sans originalit\u00e9, c\u2019est comme <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.19%;top:88.042%;font-size:1.68cqw\">faire une raclette sans fromage. Techniquement <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.19%;top:89.229%;font-size:1.68cqw\">possible. Humainement impardonnable. \u00bb <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:39.387%;top:89.644%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Et avec ce retour fracassant, c\u2019est tout un hymne qui ressurgit : \u00ab Fous ta cagoule \u00bb retrouve les <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:39.387%;top:90.642%;font-size:1.176cqw\">sommets des hits de station, repris en ch\u0153ur dans les t\u00e9l\u00e9cabines de France. Si vous ne l\u2019avez pas <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:39.387%;top:91.64%;font-size:1.176cqw\">dans la t\u00eate, c\u2019est fait maintenant. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:21.714%;top:90.569%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Sylviane Doudounescu, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:12.398%;top:91.594%;font-size:1.176cqw\">critique mode pour le magazine \u00ab Iel Mode \u00bb <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:39.387%;top:92.62%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Le conseil de la r\u00e9daction privil\u00e9giez les mod\u00e8les en cachemire. Si vous devez ressembler <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:39.387%;top:93.972%;font-size:1.176cqw\">\u00e0 un cambrioleur, autant le faire avec \u00e9l\u00e9gance. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:3.333%;top:96.703%;font-size:1.202cqw\">08 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.848%;top:96.925%;font-size:0.902cqw\">L\u00c2CHER PRISE <\/span><\/div><\/article><\/div><\/div><div class=\"leaf\"><div class=\"leaf__face leaf__face--front\"><article class=\"page\" aria-label=\"Page 11\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"page__img\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azureva-vacances.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/liseuse\/269434\/assets\/page-11.webp\" alt=\"Un pull de No\u00ebl ironique (\u00ab I\u2019m snow happy \u00bb) 5 Un gilet polaire motif cerf (obliga- toire en station, interdit en ville) Cet hiver, la mode\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1415\"><div class=\"page__text\"><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:66.41%;top:5.197%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Un pull de No\u00ebl ironique <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:66.822%;top:6.247%;font-size:1.344cqw\">(\u00ab I\u2019m snow happy \u00bb) <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:75.647%;top:0.906%;font-size:8.533cqw\">5 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:66.322%;top:9.587%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Un gilet polaire motif cerf (obliga- <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:66.322%;top:10.537%;font-size:1.344cqw\">toire en station, interdit en ville) <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.143%;top:5.745%;font-size:3.024cqw\">Cet hiver, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.143%;top:7.883%;font-size:3.024cqw\">la mode ne se porte plus. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.082%;top:9.09%;font-size:3.024cqw\">Elle se superpose ! <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:61.308%;top:6.428%;font-size:7.123cqw\">6 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:88.073%;top:9.627%;font-size:8.533cqw\">7 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:72.262%;top:13.455%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Une mini-doudoune ultra-l\u00e9g\u00e8re <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:72.192%;top:14.404%;font-size:1.344cqw\">de Marque-Que-Tout-Le-Monde- <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:72.121%;top:15.353%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Poss\u00e8de (voir ci-contre) <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.485%;top:13.49%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Bienvenue dans la r\u00e9volution Oignon Chic, la seule tendance <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.485%;top:14.678%;font-size:1.344cqw\">capable de transformer n\u2019importe quelle m\u00e8re press\u00e9e du <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.485%;top:15.866%;font-size:1.344cqw\">samedi matin en ic\u00f4ne alpine. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.485%;top:17.031%;font-size:1.344cqw\">La r\u00e8gle fondamentale : pour l\u2019oignon parfait <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.485%;top:18.219%;font-size:1.344cqw\">9 couches minimum, les experts sont formels. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:72.457%;top:19.208%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Une maxi-doudoune <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:72.597%;top:20.324%;font-size:1.344cqw\">\u00e9paisse sans piti\u00e9 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:67.313%;top:15.252%;font-size:8.533cqw\">8 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.274%;top:21.306%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Un t-shirt respirant (celui du <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.344%;top:22.243%;font-size:1.344cqw\">semi-marathon 2019 que vous <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.415%;top:23.407%;font-size:1.344cqw\">n\u2019avez jamais couru) <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:2.74%;top:17.696%;font-size:8.533cqw\">1 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:88.368%;top:19.233%;font-size:6.476cqw\">9 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:75.103%;top:24.32%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Une \u00e9charpe-couette (\u00e0 ce stade, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:75.103%;top:25.27%;font-size:1.344cqw\">ce n\u2019est plus un accessoire, c\u2019est <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:75.103%;top:26.22%;font-size:1.344cqw\">du mobilier) <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:75.518%;top:29.618%;font-size:3.883cqw\">D <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:25.439%;top:20.49%;font-size:8.533cqw\">2 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:16.81%;top:25.465%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Un t-shirt thermique (celui <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:16.857%;top:26.403%;font-size:1.344cqw\">qui gratte mais qui \u00ab r\u00e9gule <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:16.904%;top:27.526%;font-size:1.344cqw\">la temp\u00e9rature \u00bb) <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:4.263%;top:25.184%;font-size:8.533cqw\">3 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.29%;top:30.522%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Un sous-pull col roul\u00e9 (en m\u00e9rinos ou <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.29%;top:31.472%;font-size:1.344cqw\">en acrylique nostalgique) <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.374%;top:34.856%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Un deuxi\u00e8me sous-pull en laine de <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.445%;top:35.71%;font-size:1.344cqw\">grand-m\u00e8re (celui qui gratte tellement <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:78.322%;top:30.712%;font-size:1.344cqw\">\u00e9sormais, vous ressemblez \u00e0 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:78.322%;top:31.781%;font-size:1.344cqw\">une lasagne humaine. Couche <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:75.244%;top:32.85%;font-size:1.344cqw\">apr\u00e8s couche, vous avez superpos\u00e9 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:75.076%;top:33.919%;font-size:1.344cqw\">les mati\u00e8res comme un gratin <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:74.908%;top:34.988%;font-size:1.344cqw\">qu\u2019on refuse de voir d\u00e9border. Le <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:74.572%;top:36.058%;font-size:1.344cqw\">volume est l\u00e0. Vous avez atteint le <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:74.404%;top:37.127%;font-size:1.344cqw\">gabarit raclette : plusieurs \u00e9tages de <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:74.74%;top:38.196%;font-size:1.344cqw\">textile fondus les uns sur les autres, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.683%;top:36.613%;font-size:1.344cqw\">qu\u2019on passe la journ\u00e9e \u00e0 se tortiller, mais <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.753%;top:37.604%;font-size:1.344cqw\">qu\u2019on garde \u00ab parce qu\u2019il tient chaud \u00bb) <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:75.076%;top:39.265%;font-size:1.344cqw\">impossibles \u00e0 d\u00e9m\u00ealer. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:2.142%;top:31.887%;font-size:8.533cqw\">4 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:75.412%;top:40.67%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Vos bras ne se posent plus le <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:75.916%;top:41.739%;font-size:1.344cqw\">long du corps. Votre ceinture de <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:76.252%;top:42.808%;font-size:1.344cqw\">s\u00e9curit\u00e9 ne se ferme plus. Mais <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:76.756%;top:43.877%;font-size:1.344cqw\">vous \u00eates fabuleuse. Et c\u2019est tout <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:77.26%;top:44.946%;font-size:1.344cqw\">ce qui compte. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.472%;top:44.588%;font-size:1.68cqw\">\u00ab Le volume est la nouvelle tendance. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.615%;top:45.657%;font-size:1.68cqw\">Le vrai luxe, c\u2019est quand on ne sait plus o\u00f9 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:11.758%;top:46.726%;font-size:1.68cqw\">finit le manteau et o\u00f9 commence <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:20.669%;top:47.795%;font-size:1.68cqw\">la personne. \u00bb <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.821%;top:49.424%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Jean-Marc Duvet, styliste autoproclam\u00e9 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.923%;top:50.449%;font-size:1.176cqw\">et ic\u00f4ne de la mode \u00e0 Ar\u00eaches-Beaufort <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:67.66%;top:55.289%;font-size:1.26cqw\">\u00c9TAPE 1 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:75.007%;top:55.144%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Enfilez le pull. Dites-vous que <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:75.007%;top:56.153%;font-size:1.26cqw\">c\u2019est la derni\u00e8re fois qu\u2019il est <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:75.007%;top:57.163%;font-size:1.26cqw\">pr\u00e9sentable. Faites votre deuil. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:63.893%;top:60.222%;font-size:1.26cqw\">\u00c9TAPE 2 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:87.673%;top:60.697%;font-size:1.26cqw\">\u00c9TAPE 3 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.53%;top:61.641%;font-size:1.572cqw\">TUTO DU PULL MOCHE ULTIME <\/span><h2 class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.023%;top:54.086%;font-size:7.65cqw\">DIY.M.C.A. <\/h2><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.143%;top:64.272%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Longtemps r\u00e9serv\u00e9 aux r\u00e9veillons un peu trop arros\u00e9s, le pull moche est <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.143%;top:65.341%;font-size:1.344cqw\">aujourd\u2019hui un incontournable. Probl\u00e8me : celui du commerce n\u2019est jamais <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.143%;top:66.411%;font-size:1.344cqw\">assez moche. Cette ann\u00e9e, on passe au niveau sup\u00e9rieur. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:73.658%;top:72.7%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Fixez la guirlande lumineuse entre <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50.264%;top:71.184%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Collez la guirlande verte en zigzags, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50.107%;top:72.134%;font-size:1.26cqw\">du bas vers le haut, du plus grand au <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:49.513%;top:73.085%;font-size:1.26cqw\">plus petit. En cas de doute, demandez \u00e0 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50.778%;top:74.035%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Google ou \u00e0 votre enfant de 4 ans. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:74.054%;top:73.768%;font-size:1.26cqw\">les branches. So 2027 : ajoutez la <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:72.829%;top:74.777%;font-size:1.26cqw\">guirlande musicale \u00e0 recharge solaire. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:74.679%;top:75.787%;font-size:1.26cqw\">L\u2019autonomie est illimit\u00e9e. Votre <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:75.701%;top:76.796%;font-size:1.26cqw\">entourage, lui, ne l\u2019est pas. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:51.451%;top:78.018%;font-size:1.26cqw\">\u00c9TAPE 4 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.143%;top:68.843%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Mat\u00e9riel n\u00e9cessaire : <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.143%;top:70.004%;font-size:1.176cqw\">\u2022 Un pull uni (r\u00e9cup\u00e9r\u00e9 au fond d\u2019un placard, id\u00e9alement celui de votre ex <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.095%;top:70.954%;font-size:1.176cqw\">ou de votre belle-m\u00e8re), <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.143%;top:72.073%;font-size:1.146cqw\">\u2022 Une guirlande verte type sapin (2 m\u00e8tres, achet\u00e9e 1,99 \u20ac au bazar du coin), <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.143%;top:73.192%;font-size:1.176cqw\">\u2022 Une guirlande lumineuse \u00e0 piles (non n\u00e9gociable : il faut que \u00e7a clignote), <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.143%;top:74.31%;font-size:1.176cqw\">\u2022 \u25cfUne guirlande musicale \u00e0 recharge solaire \u2014 So 2027 (elle joue <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.095%;top:75.26%;font-size:1.176cqw\">\u00ab Jingle Bells \u00bb en boucle), <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.143%;top:76.379%;font-size:1.176cqw\">\u2022 Des mini boules de No\u00ebl (6 \u00e0 10 selon votre tol\u00e9rance au ridicule), <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.143%;top:77.497%;font-size:1.176cqw\">\u2022 Un pistolet \u00e0 colle (l\u2019arme fatale du DIY), <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.143%;top:78.615%;font-size:1.176cqw\">\u2022 Les experts recommandent un th\u00e9 chaud (ou un Irish Coffee) et une <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.095%;top:79.566%;font-size:1.176cqw\">absence totale de jugement esth\u00e9tique. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:89.089%;top:80.644%;font-size:1.26cqw\">\u00c9TAPE 5 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.143%;top:81.559%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Bonus pratique : votre pull moche peut aussi servir \u00e0\u2026 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.143%;top:82.679%;font-size:1.176cqw\">\u2022 \u00c9clairer une soir\u00e9e raclette <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.143%;top:83.798%;font-size:1.176cqw\">\u2022 Remplacer un sapin si vous avez oubli\u00e9 d\u2019en acheter un <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.143%;top:84.916%;font-size:1.176cqw\">\u2022 Guider un skieur \u00e9gar\u00e9 par temps de brouillard <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.143%;top:86.039%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Une pi\u00e8ce \u00e0 la fois mode, d\u00e9co et service public. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.295%;top:89.379%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Astuce L\u00e2cher Prise <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:53.636%;top:90.438%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Collez les mini boules de No\u00ebl <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:51.63%;top:91.388%;font-size:1.26cqw\">al\u00e9atoirement. Plus c\u2019est asym\u00e9trique, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:51.383%;top:92.339%;font-size:1.26cqw\">plus c\u2019est \u00ab artisanal \u00bb. Si votre enfant <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50.87%;top:93.29%;font-size:1.26cqw\">de 4 ans veut aider, laissez-le. Le r\u00e9sultat <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.37%;top:90.345%;font-size:1.428cqw\">Si vous portez ce pull dans un village vacances <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:44.509%;top:90.283%;font-size:1.176cqw\">, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.42%;top:91.28%;font-size:1.176cqw\">vous b\u00e9n\u00e9ficiez automatiquement d\u2019un capital sympathie maximal <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.469%;top:92.277%;font-size:1.176cqw\">aupr\u00e8s de l\u2019\u00e9quipe d\u2019animation. Et possiblement d\u2019une place VIP au <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.518%;top:93.691%;font-size:1.176cqw\">spectacle de No\u00ebl. (Non contractuel). <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:78.097%;top:93.252%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Allumez. Contemplez. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:76.731%;top:94.202%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Vous \u00eates un sapin humain. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:53.355%;top:94.24%;font-size:1.26cqw\">n\u2019en sera que plus authentique. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:94.632%;top:96.726%;font-size:1.202cqw\">09 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:87.267%;top:96.949%;font-size:0.902cqw\">L\u00c2CHER PRISE <\/span><\/div><\/article><\/div><div class=\"leaf__face leaf__face--back\"><article class=\"page\" aria-label=\"Page 12\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"page__img\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azureva-vacances.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/liseuse\/269434\/assets\/page-12.webp\" alt=\"Le bronzage g\u00e9om\u00e9trique, la nouvelle obsession de l\u2019hiver BURN LINES C haque saison impose ses standards de beaut\u00e9. L\u2019\u00e9t\u00e9 a son bronzage dor\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1415\"><div class=\"page__text\"><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:27.444%;top:11.857%;font-size:2.869cqw\">Le bronzage g\u00e9om\u00e9trique, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:27.827%;top:13.995%;font-size:2.869cqw\">la nouvelle obsession de l\u2019hiver <\/span><h3 class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.99%;top:11.418%;font-size:5.737cqw\">Burn lines <\/h3><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.285%;top:16.659%;font-size:3.919cqw\">C <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.899%;top:17.665%;font-size:1.344cqw\">haque saison impose ses standards de beaut\u00e9. L\u2019\u00e9t\u00e9 a son bronzage dor\u00e9. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.899%;top:18.793%;font-size:1.344cqw\">L\u2019automne son teint \u00ab effet feuille morte \u00bb. L\u2019hiver poss\u00e8de sa signature <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.484%;top:19.921%;font-size:1.344cqw\">esth\u00e9tique ultime : les Burn Lines. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.484%;top:21.387%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Ces fameuses marques laiss\u00e9es par les lunettes de soleil sur le visage apr\u00e8s <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.484%;top:22.515%;font-size:1.344cqw\">une journ\u00e9e sur les pistes. Longtemps consid\u00e9r\u00e9es comme un simple accident <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.484%;top:23.642%;font-size:1.344cqw\">climatique, elles sont aujourd\u2019hui reconnues par les experts beaut\u00e9 comme un <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.484%;top:24.77%;font-size:1.344cqw\">v\u00e9ritable acte de style alpin. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.484%;top:26.236%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Et si, au lieu de le subir, on choisissait sa Burn Line ? Votre visage est une <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.484%;top:27.364%;font-size:1.344cqw\">toile. Le soleil d\u2019altitude, votre pinceau. Voici six formes de lunettes pour six <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.484%;top:28.492%;font-size:1.344cqw\">signatures de caract\u00e8re. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:53.658%;top:1.501%;font-size:34.918cqw\">G <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:76.544%;top:44.262%;font-size:1.848cqw\">- La Burn Line \u00c9toile - <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:76.83%;top:45.961%;font-size:1.116cqw\">La star de Station : la plus <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:75.263%;top:46.911%;font-size:1.116cqw\">glamour. Effet \u00ab star de station \u00bb <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:11.57%;top:46.137%;font-size:1.848cqw\">- La Burn Line C\u0153ur - <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:53.999%;top:46.88%;font-size:1.848cqw\">- La Burn Line Flocon - <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:30.872%;top:47.844%;font-size:1.848cqw\">- La Burn Line moustache - <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.216%;top:47.836%;font-size:1.116cqw\">L\u2019Amoureuse des Pistes : lunettes <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.125%;top:48.786%;font-size:1.116cqw\">en forme de c\u0153ur pour un regard <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:75.78%;top:47.862%;font-size:1.116cqw\">tr\u00e8s appr\u00e9ci\u00e9 sur les terrasses <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:74.626%;top:48.812%;font-size:1.116cqw\">ensoleill\u00e9es. Parfait pour celles qui <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:53.613%;top:48.58%;font-size:1.116cqw\">Le Flocon Rare : la plus pris\u00e9e <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:53.172%;top:49.53%;font-size:1.116cqw\">des puristes. La trace laisse une <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:53.2%;top:50.48%;font-size:1.116cqw\">silhouette l\u00e9g\u00e8rement dentel\u00e9e <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:11.421%;top:49.737%;font-size:1.116cqw\">de biche amoureuse, m\u00eame <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:11.135%;top:50.687%;font-size:1.116cqw\">quand vous hurlez sur le petit <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:75.068%;top:49.762%;font-size:1.116cqw\">souhaitent briller, m\u00eame avec un <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:74.749%;top:50.713%;font-size:1.116cqw\">bonnet sur la t\u00eate et du reblochon <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:53.423%;top:51.431%;font-size:1.116cqw\">qui rappelle la g\u00e9om\u00e9trie de la <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:32.534%;top:49.543%;font-size:1.116cqw\">Le Moustachu Malgr\u00e9 Lui : <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:31.434%;top:50.493%;font-size:1.116cqw\">lunettes \u00e0 moustache int\u00e9gr\u00e9e. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:31.423%;top:51.444%;font-size:1.116cqw\">La burn line laisse sur le visage <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:79.534%;top:51.663%;font-size:1.116cqw\">sur le menton. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:11.45%;top:51.638%;font-size:1.116cqw\">dernier qui a perdu son gant <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.361%;top:52.588%;font-size:1.116cqw\">droit pour la quatri\u00e8me fois. Vous <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:55.863%;top:52.38%;font-size:1.116cqw\">neige. Une signature <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:53.616%;top:53.331%;font-size:1.116cqw\">\u00ab station chic \u00bb que seules les <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:32.128%;top:52.394%;font-size:1.116cqw\">un magnifique guidon blanc <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:31.045%;top:53.344%;font-size:1.116cqw\">fa\u00e7on gaulois du village. Surnom <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.675%;top:53.538%;font-size:1.116cqw\">devenez litt\u00e9ralement un emoji. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:33.126%;top:54.294%;font-size:1.116cqw\">imm\u00e9diat sur les pistes : <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:55.724%;top:54.328%;font-size:1.116cqw\">initi\u00e9es reconna\u00eetront. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:35.227%;top:55.244%;font-size:1.116cqw\">\u00ab Papa Mario \u00bb. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:46.94%;top:-31.832%;font-size:77.523cqw\">&amp; <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:11.092%;top:72.745%;font-size:1.848cqw\">- La Burn Line \u00c9clair - <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:76.368%;top:73.057%;font-size:1.848cqw\">- La Burn Line Pattes - <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:31.718%;top:74.036%;font-size:1.848cqw\">- La Burn Line Soleil - <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.94%;top:74.444%;font-size:1.116cqw\">Le Bowie des Neiges : montures <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.414%;top:75.394%;font-size:1.116cqw\">zigzag profil\u00e9es inspir\u00e9es de David <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:53.635%;top:74.672%;font-size:1.848cqw\">- La Burn Line Triangle - <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:74.457%;top:74.756%;font-size:1.116cqw\">Le sp\u00e9cial 30,1 millions d\u2019amis : une <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:74.265%;top:75.707%;font-size:1.116cqw\">patte de chien sur un oeil, une patte <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:30.578%;top:75.735%;font-size:1.116cqw\">La Radieuse : lunettes rondes \u00e0 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.303%;top:76.345%;font-size:1.116cqw\">Bowie. Graphique, audacieuse, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.567%;top:76.371%;font-size:1.116cqw\">Le Pythagore des Pistes : lunettes <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:75.327%;top:76.657%;font-size:1.116cqw\">de chat sur l\u2019autre. Vous refusez <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:30.915%;top:76.685%;font-size:1.116cqw\">branches ray\u00e9es. Rayonnante. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:30.073%;top:77.635%;font-size:1.116cqw\">Elle donne imm\u00e9diatement un air <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:11.463%;top:77.295%;font-size:1.116cqw\">l\u00e9g\u00e8rement extraterrestre. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.618%;top:78.245%;font-size:1.116cqw\">Se combine id\u00e9alement avec une <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:75.634%;top:77.608%;font-size:1.116cqw\">de prendre parti dans la Battle <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:74.958%;top:78.558%;font-size:1.116cqw\">du si\u00e8cle. Et vous avez raison : en <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:54.266%;top:77.322%;font-size:1.116cqw\">triangulaires \u00e0 la g\u00e9om\u00e9trie <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.748%;top:78.272%;font-size:1.116cqw\">affirm\u00e9e. On ne sait pas si c\u2019est de <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.608%;top:79.222%;font-size:1.116cqw\">la mode ou des maths, mais l\u2019effet <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:77.307%;top:79.452%;font-size:1.26cqw\">destination pet-friendly <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.193%;top:79.195%;font-size:1.116cqw\">combinaison r\u00e9tro pour un total <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.396%;top:80.146%;font-size:1.116cqw\">look h\u00e9ro\u00efne de ski des ann\u00e9es 80. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:53.786%;top:80.173%;font-size:1.116cqw\">est garanti \u00e0 la soir\u00e9e fondue. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:30.206%;top:78.585%;font-size:1.116cqw\">de vacanci\u00e8re radieuse qui a pris <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:30.24%;top:79.536%;font-size:1.116cqw\">l\u2019air pur des pistes. M\u00eame si vous <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:29.935%;top:80.486%;font-size:1.116cqw\">avez pass\u00e9 la moiti\u00e9 de la journ\u00e9e <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:81.939%;top:80.402%;font-size:1.26cqw\">, tout le monde est <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:80.016%;top:81.408%;font-size:1.116cqw\">le bienvenu. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:34.132%;top:81.436%;font-size:1.116cqw\">au bar d\u2019altitude. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:19.314%;top:86.988%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Dr. Solange <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:37.389%;top:86.054%;font-size:2.016cqw\">\u00ab Le Burn Line est au ski ce que le bikini mark est \u00e0 la plage : <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:34.176%;top:87.361%;font-size:2.016cqw\">une preuve irr\u00e9futable que vous \u00e9tiez dehors. Et \u00e7a, \u00e7a n \u2019 a pas de prix. \u00bb <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:19.455%;top:87.938%;font-size:1.176cqw\">CR\u00c8ME, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:17.647%;top:88.964%;font-size:1.176cqw\">presque dermato- <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:17.925%;top:89.914%;font-size:1.176cqw\">logue et presque <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:18.034%;top:90.864%;font-size:1.176cqw\">monitrice de ski <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:18.998%;top:91.815%;font-size:1.176cqw\">le week-end <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:29.142%;top:89.589%;font-size:1.275cqw\">Conseil soin : pour apaiser vos Burn Lines apr\u00e8s une journ\u00e9e sur les pistes, nos experts recommandent le masque au <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:29.143%;top:90.693%;font-size:1.116cqw\">fromage blanc. Local, bio, et l\u00e9g\u00e8rement odorant. Appliqu\u00e9 en couche g\u00e9n\u00e9reuse, il apaise, hydrate et vous conf\u00e8re une <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:29.143%;top:91.69%;font-size:1.116cqw\">odeur de laiterie artisanale absolument irr\u00e9sistible. Les Saint-Bernard et huskys vous suivront partout. Votre conjoint(e), <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:29.143%;top:92.688%;font-size:1.116cqw\">en revanche, gardera ses distances. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:3.333%;top:96.703%;font-size:1.202cqw\">10 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.848%;top:96.925%;font-size:0.902cqw\">L\u00c2CHER PRISE <\/span><\/div><\/article><\/div><\/div><div class=\"leaf\"><div class=\"leaf__face leaf__face--front\"><article class=\"page\" aria-label=\"Page 13\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"page__img\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azureva-vacances.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/liseuse\/269434\/assets\/page-13.webp\" alt=\"L\u2019hiver \u00ab au bout des doigts \u00bb : beau, mais techniquement impossible Nail Art C et hiver, la manucure doit provoquer le drama, le WOW, on ve\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1415\"><div class=\"page__text\"><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:27.091%;top:13.045%;font-size:2.869cqw\">L\u2019hiver \u00ab au bout des doigts \u00bb : <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:27.091%;top:15.183%;font-size:2.869cqw\">beau, mais techniquement impossible <\/span><h2 class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.143%;top:6.405%;font-size:8.833cqw\">Nail Art <\/h2><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.162%;top:17.696%;font-size:3.919cqw\">C <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:11.776%;top:18.702%;font-size:1.344cqw\">et hiver, la manucure doit provoquer le drama, le WOW, on veut des <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:11.776%;top:19.771%;font-size:1.344cqw\">ongles impossibles \u00e0 porter mais impossibles \u00e0 ignorer. Cinq concepts, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.361%;top:20.84%;font-size:1.344cqw\">14 minutes d\u2019esp\u00e9rance de vie, et z\u00e9ro autonomie restante. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.143%;top:24.473%;font-size:1.427cqw\">LE \u00ab OOPS I DID IT AGAIN \u00bb \u2014 SP\u00c9CIAL BRITNEY <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.07%;top:26.092%;font-size:1.275cqw\">Ongles rouge paillette int\u00e9gral, longueur d\u00e9mesur\u00e9e, style early 2000s assum\u00e9. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.07%;top:27.161%;font-size:1.275cqw\">Le comeback nail art que personne n\u2019attendait. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.143%;top:28.432%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Le rendu : nostalgie, glamour, et une pointe de folie contr\u00f4l\u00e9e. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.143%;top:29.837%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Le drame pratique : vous tombez au tire-fesses et vous dites \u00ab Oops \u00bb. Encore. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.143%;top:30.923%;font-size:1.275cqw\">Toute la semaine. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.143%;top:32.193%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Le petit plus : toute personne n\u00e9e avant 1995 conna\u00eet la chor\u00e9graphie. Elle <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.144%;top:33.278%;font-size:1.275cqw\">revient instinctivement d\u00e8s qu\u2019on enfile les apr\u00e8s-ski. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.143%;top:36.037%;font-size:1.427cqw\">LE \u00ab STALACTITE CHIC \u00bb <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.07%;top:37.656%;font-size:1.275cqw\">C\u00f4nes de r\u00e9sine transparente de 8 cm imitant les stalactites des toits de chalets <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.07%;top:38.725%;font-size:1.275cqw\">\u00e0 Bussang. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.143%;top:39.822%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Le rendu : translucide, froid, tranchant. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.143%;top:41.401%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Le drame pratique : impossible d\u2019enfiler des gants. Au bout de deux heures, vos <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.143%;top:42.605%;font-size:1.275cqw\">doigts sont de la m\u00eame couleur que l\u2019ongle : bleu azur. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.143%;top:43.876%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Le petit plus : tr\u00e8s pratique en raclette party, plantez vos ongles dans le <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.143%;top:45.08%;font-size:1.275cqw\">saucisson puis le fromage suivra tout seul. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.143%;top:47.135%;font-size:1.427cqw\">LE \u00ab CADEAU DE NO\u00cbL \u00bb <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.07%;top:48.753%;font-size:1.275cqw\">Papier cadeau miniature, n\u0153ud satin\u00e9, \u00e9tiquette <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.07%;top:49.822%;font-size:1.275cqw\">\u00ab Do not open until Christmas \u00bb. Bolduc fris\u00e9 au fer sur <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.07%;top:50.891%;font-size:1.275cqw\">l\u2019auriculaire. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.143%;top:52.162%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Le rendu : festif, myst\u00e9rieux, photog\u00e9nique. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.143%;top:53.568%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Le drame pratique : tout le monde veut d\u00e9baller vos <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.143%;top:54.772%;font-size:1.275cqw\">ongles. Les enfants, surtout. Vous passez vos vacances <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.143%;top:55.841%;font-size:1.275cqw\">\u00e0 dire \u00ab On ne touche pas \u00bb. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.143%;top:57.112%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Le petit plus : seul accessoire qui vous permet de vous <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.143%;top:58.316%;font-size:1.275cqw\">faire passer vous-m\u00eame pour un cadeau. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:37.46%;top:47.135%;font-size:1.427cqw\">LE \u00ab 3D SNOW GLOBE \u00bb <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:37.388%;top:48.753%;font-size:1.275cqw\">Demi-sph\u00e8re de verre acrylique remplie de liquide et <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:37.387%;top:49.822%;font-size:1.275cqw\">de paillettes sur chaque ongle. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:37.46%;top:51.093%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Le rendu : \u00e0 chaque geste, une temp\u00eate de neige <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:37.46%;top:52.297%;font-size:1.275cqw\">miniature. Po\u00e9tique. F\u00e9\u00e9rique. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:37.46%;top:53.568%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Le drame pratique : 150 g par ongle. Fois dix, vos <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:37.461%;top:54.772%;font-size:1.275cqw\">mains p\u00e8sent un pack de lait. Excellent pour les <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:37.461%;top:55.841%;font-size:1.275cqw\">trap\u00e8zes. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:37.46%;top:57.112%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Le petit plus : en cas de chute, pluie de paillettes sur <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:37.46%;top:58.316%;font-size:1.275cqw\">la piste. Votre gamelle devient un spectacle f\u00e9\u00e9rique. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:45.044%;top:67.063%;font-size:3.79cqw\">V <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:47.359%;top:68.019%;font-size:1.344cqw\">ous \u00eates en haut de la piste, le panorama est magnifique, et soudain\u2026 votre forfait <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:47.359%;top:69.147%;font-size:1.344cqw\">n\u2019est plus l\u00e0. Poche gauche ? Droite ? Sous la doudoune du dessous ? Impossible <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:45.333%;top:70.276%;font-size:1.344cqw\">\u00e0 atteindre sous vos 9 couches. Nos sp\u00e9cialistes appellent \u00e7a le \u00ab Syndrome du Forfait <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:45.333%;top:71.404%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Fant\u00f4me \u00bb (SFF). Il touche 4 skieurs sur 5. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:59.991%;top:74.859%;font-size:1.176cqw\">LE PROTOCOLE EN 6 \u00c9TAPES <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.005%;top:71.45%;font-size:2.869cqw\">La Sophrologie du <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.005%;top:74.063%;font-size:2.869cqw\">Forfait Perdu <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:69.633%;top:77.248%;font-size:1.176cqw\">4. Visualisation positive : imaginez- <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:70.811%;top:78.257%;font-size:1.176cqw\">vous en train de retrouver le forfait. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:70.811%;top:79.267%;font-size:1.176cqw\">La joie. Le soulagement. Le regard <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:70.811%;top:80.276%;font-size:1.176cqw\">admiratif des gens dans la file. Vous <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:70.811%;top:81.285%;font-size:1.176cqw\">\u00eates magnifique. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:45.589%;top:77.25%;font-size:1.176cqw\">1. Respiration de l\u2019acceptation : inspirez <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:46.717%;top:78.26%;font-size:1.176cqw\">par le nez. Expirez en murmurant : <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:46.717%;top:79.269%;font-size:1.176cqw\">\u00ab Ce n\u2019est qu\u2019un bout de plastique \u00e0 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:46.717%;top:80.279%;font-size:1.176cqw\">45 euros. \u00bb R\u00e9p\u00e9tez jusqu\u2019\u00e0 ne plus <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:46.717%;top:81.288%;font-size:1.176cqw\">ressentir de douleur financi\u00e8re. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:69.633%;top:82.8%;font-size:1.176cqw\">5. Mantra du skieur zen : r\u00e9p\u00e9tez : \u00ab La <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:70.831%;top:83.81%;font-size:1.176cqw\">montagne est en moi. Le forfait est en <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:70.831%;top:84.819%;font-size:1.176cqw\">moi. Litt\u00e9ralement quelque part en <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:70.831%;top:85.829%;font-size:1.176cqw\">moi, sous mes 9 couches. \u00bb <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:45.589%;top:82.803%;font-size:1.176cqw\">2. L\u2019accusation du conjoint : tournez- <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:46.799%;top:83.812%;font-size:1.176cqw\">vous et dites : \u00ab C\u2019est toi qui l\u2019avais en <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:46.799%;top:84.822%;font-size:1.176cqw\">dernier. \u00bb M\u00eame si c\u2019est faux. Surtout <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:46.799%;top:85.831%;font-size:1.176cqw\">si c\u2019est faux. La base du bien-\u00eatre en <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:46.799%;top:86.84%;font-size:1.176cqw\">couple. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:69.633%;top:87.344%;font-size:1.176cqw\">6. Acceptation radicale : <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:86.196%;top:87.344%;font-size:1.176cqw\">si <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:88.283%;top:87.344%;font-size:1.176cqw\">apr\u00e8s <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:70.857%;top:88.353%;font-size:1.176cqw\">10 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:74.078%;top:88.353%;font-size:1.176cqw\">minutes <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:80.437%;top:88.353%;font-size:1.176cqw\">le <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:83.445%;top:88.353%;font-size:1.176cqw\">forfait <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:88.582%;top:88.353%;font-size:1.176cqw\">reste <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:70.857%;top:89.362%;font-size:1.176cqw\">introuvable, allez boire un vin chaud. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.429%;top:84.78%;font-size:1.176cqw\">T\u00e9moignage exclusif <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.429%;top:86.001%;font-size:1.68cqw\">\u00ab Depuis que je pratique la Sophrologie du <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.429%;top:87.189%;font-size:1.68cqw\">Forfait Perdu, je n\u2019ai plus jamais retrouv\u00e9 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.429%;top:88.377%;font-size:1.68cqw\">mon forfait, mais je m\u2019en fiche. Je suis en <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.429%;top:89.564%;font-size:1.68cqw\">paix. Et le bar sert du g\u00e9n\u00e9pi. \u00bb <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:45.589%;top:88.355%;font-size:1.176cqw\">3. Scan corporel des 9 couches : fermez <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:46.792%;top:89.365%;font-size:1.176cqw\">les yeux. Visualisez chaque couche. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:46.792%;top:90.374%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Entre la polaire et la doudoune fine ? <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:46.792%;top:91.384%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Votre subconscient le sait. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:77.628%;top:90.318%;font-size:1.26cqw\">propose des activit\u00e9s <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:70.857%;top:91.386%;font-size:1.176cqw\">hors-ski absolument formidables. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:22.032%;top:90.857%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Karine, 35 ans, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:16.134%;top:91.882%;font-size:1.176cqw\">village vacances Les Karellis <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:4.762%;top:96.771%;font-size:0.956cqw\">L\u2019abus d\u2019alcool est dangereux pour la sant\u00e9, \u00e0 consommer avec mod\u00e9ration <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:95.316%;top:96.726%;font-size:1.202cqw\">11 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:87.267%;top:96.949%;font-size:0.902cqw\">L\u00c2CHER PRISE <\/span><h3 class=\"tl\" style=\"left:3%;top:3%;font-size:4cqw\">Bien-\u00eatre <\/h3><\/div><\/article><\/div><div class=\"leaf__face leaf__face--back\"><article class=\"page\" aria-label=\"Page 14\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"page__img\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azureva-vacances.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/liseuse\/269434\/assets\/page-14.webp\" alt=\"Si vous faites le test, c\u2019est qu\u2019il est d\u00e9j\u00e0 trop tard ! CE MATIN VOUS AVEZ\u2026 Vous vous r\u00e9veillez 1 heure plus tard avec l\u2019empreinte de votre\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1415\"><div class=\"page__text\"><h2 class=\"tl\" style=\"left:32.979%;top:4.109%;font-size:5.04cqw\">Si vous faites le test, c\u2019est qu\u2019il est d\u00e9j\u00e0 trop tard ! <\/h2><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:56.683%;top:16.878%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Vous vous r\u00e9veillez 1 heure <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:56.057%;top:17.875%;font-size:1.176cqw\">plus tard avec l\u2019empreinte de <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:56.944%;top:18.873%;font-size:1.176cqw\">votre chargeur sur la joue. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:17.574%;top:17.713%;font-size:1.512cqw\">\u2026oubli\u00e9 que c\u2019\u00e9tait <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:15.879%;top:18.995%;font-size:1.512cqw\">le jour du d\u00e9guisement <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:73.457%;top:19.362%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Vous tentez de gagner du <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:73.041%;top:20.359%;font-size:1.176cqw\">temps en vous brossant les <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:21.03%;top:20.278%;font-size:1.512cqw\">\u00e0 l\u2019\u00e9cole. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:44.001%;top:21.244%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Dans la panique, vous confondez <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:44.884%;top:22.241%;font-size:1.176cqw\">votre dentifrice avec la cr\u00e8me <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:73.403%;top:21.357%;font-size:1.176cqw\">dents sous la douche tout <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:73.25%;top:22.355%;font-size:1.176cqw\">en d\u00e9jeunant une barre de <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:45.194%;top:23.239%;font-size:1.176cqw\">anti-crevasses de votre mari. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:78.024%;top:23.353%;font-size:1.176cqw\">c\u00e9r\u00e9ales. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:62.386%;top:23.547%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Vous n\u2019avez plus <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:62.214%;top:24.545%;font-size:1.176cqw\">le temps de vous <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:22.709%;top:23.723%;font-size:1.176cqw\">La ma\u00eetresse vous <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:21.568%;top:24.72%;font-size:1.176cqw\">regarde bizarrement ? <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:64.51%;top:25.542%;font-size:1.176cqw\">doucher. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:79.003%;top:27.122%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Vous vous levez <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:51.094%;top:27.587%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Vous vous aspergez <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50.276%;top:28.585%;font-size:1.176cqw\">de Febreze \u00ab fleurs des <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:12.107%;top:26.94%;font-size:1.176cqw\">OUI <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.387%;top:27.932%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Vous annoncez avec une <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:5.981%;top:28.93%;font-size:1.176cqw\">assurance d\u00e9concertante : <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:53.868%;top:29.583%;font-size:1.176cqw\">champs \u00bb. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.118%;top:29.928%;font-size:1.176cqw\">\u00ab c\u2019est un d\u00e9guisement <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:80.61%;top:28.12%;font-size:1.176cqw\">d\u2019un bond <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:65.291%;top:28.623%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Vous finissez <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:65.231%;top:29.621%;font-size:1.176cqw\">par avaler du <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:64.581%;top:30.619%;font-size:1.176cqw\">gel douche \u00e0 la <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.622%;top:29.794%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Votre enfant <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:35.615%;top:30.792%;font-size:1.176cqw\">part en pyjama. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.478%;top:30.926%;font-size:1.176cqw\">de personne fatigu\u00e9e. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:67.02%;top:31.617%;font-size:1.176cqw\">fraise. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.211%;top:31.923%;font-size:1.176cqw\">C\u2019est conceptuel \u00bb. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:47.853%;top:32.352%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Vos dents collent, mais <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:46.981%;top:33.35%;font-size:1.176cqw\">votre haleine est prot\u00e9g\u00e9e <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:16.131%;top:33.579%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Vous vous promettez de <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:48.774%;top:34.348%;font-size:1.176cqw\">contre les ger\u00e7ures. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:17.672%;top:34.577%;font-size:1.176cqw\">mettre un rappel la <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:15.118%;top:35.574%;font-size:1.176cqw\">prochaine fois. C\u2019est la 4\u00e8me <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:79.16%;top:33.272%;font-size:1.512cqw\">\u2026\u00e9teint votre r\u00e9veil <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:77.849%;top:34.555%;font-size:1.512cqw\">en pensant que c\u2019\u00e9tait <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:77.677%;top:35.838%;font-size:1.512cqw\">une mouche \u00e0 \u00e9craser. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:18.398%;top:36.572%;font-size:1.176cqw\">fois cette ann\u00e9e. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:64.606%;top:35.927%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Votre estomac <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:64.623%;top:36.925%;font-size:1.176cqw\">fait des bulles, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:37.848%;top:34.235%;font-size:1.176cqw\">NON <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:33.579%;top:35.228%;font-size:1.176cqw\">\u25a0 Mais vous l\u2019avez vue <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:32.777%;top:36.225%;font-size:1.176cqw\">prendre des notes dans <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:32.715%;top:37.223%;font-size:1.176cqw\">son cahier. Celui avec la <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:34.227%;top:38.221%;font-size:1.176cqw\">couverture rouge. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:51.836%;top:40.365%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Vous sentez la liti\u00e8re <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:51.434%;top:41.363%;font-size:1.176cqw\">propre mais vous \u00eates <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:69.365%;top:40.602%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Vous cherchez vos lunettes <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:68.212%;top:41.6%;font-size:1.176cqw\">pendant 20 minutes.  Vous vous <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:38.274%;top:41.695%;font-size:1.176cqw\">C\u2019est le d\u00e9but <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:5.873%;top:40.908%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Le m\u00e9lange p\u00e9tille. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:4.586%;top:41.906%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Vous d\u00e9cr\u00e9tez que c\u2019est <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.478%;top:42.36%;font-size:1.176cqw\">toujours en retard. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:69.001%;top:42.598%;font-size:1.176cqw\">rendez-compte qu\u2019elles sont <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:39.79%;top:42.693%;font-size:1.176cqw\">de la fin. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:72.972%;top:43.596%;font-size:1.176cqw\">sur votre t\u00eate. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:5.538%;top:42.904%;font-size:1.176cqw\">tr\u00e8s bon et vous leur <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:4.873%;top:43.901%;font-size:1.176cqw\">demandez s\u2019ils veulent <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:66.621%;top:45.376%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Mais votre <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.455%;top:44.899%;font-size:1.176cqw\">go\u00fbter. Personne <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:5.061%;top:45.897%;font-size:1.176cqw\">n\u2019est dupe, m\u00eame pas <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:77.813%;top:46.152%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Vous d\u00e9cidez de rester prostr\u00e9e <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.975%;top:46.895%;font-size:1.176cqw\">le chat. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:66.733%;top:46.373%;font-size:1.176cqw\">transit est <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:65.832%;top:47.371%;font-size:1.176cqw\">\u00ab parfum\u00e9 \u00bb. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:23.183%;top:46.531%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Elle ne vous <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:22.719%;top:47.528%;font-size:1.176cqw\">croit pas. Vous <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:79.526%;top:47.15%;font-size:1.176cqw\">sous la couette en faisant <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:78.027%;top:48.148%;font-size:1.176cqw\">semblant d\u2019\u00eatre un maki g\u00e9ant. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:24.161%;top:48.526%;font-size:1.176cqw\">non plus. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:4.454%;top:50.56%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Vous versez du jus d\u2019orange <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:71.436%;top:50.892%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Bilan : vous avez <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:70.477%;top:51.89%;font-size:1.176cqw\">perdu tout le temps <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:5.863%;top:51.557%;font-size:1.176cqw\">dans le bol de c\u00e9r\u00e9ales <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:4.159%;top:52.555%;font-size:1.176cqw\">au lieu du lait car vos yeux ne <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:4.824%;top:53.553%;font-size:1.176cqw\">sont pas encore connect\u00e9s <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:72.068%;top:52.888%;font-size:1.176cqw\">gagn\u00e9 sous la <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:70.912%;top:53.886%;font-size:1.176cqw\">douche, vous \u00eates <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:83.341%;top:53.941%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Vos enfants finissent <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.903%;top:54.551%;font-size:1.176cqw\">\u00e0 votre cerveau. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:74.065%;top:54.883%;font-size:1.176cqw\">rinc\u00e9 ! <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:84.644%;top:54.938%;font-size:1.176cqw\">par vous utiliser <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:83.272%;top:55.936%;font-size:1.176cqw\">comme trampoline. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:11.646%;top:56.404%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Vous essayez de n\u00e9gocier <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:12.013%;top:57.402%;font-size:1.176cqw\">avec un enfant de 4 ans. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:12.676%;top:58.4%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Vous perdez la face et <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:12.395%;top:59.397%;font-size:1.176cqw\">finissez par manger ses <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:13.46%;top:60.395%;font-size:1.176cqw\">restes de lait ti\u00e8de. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:80.571%;top:60.196%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Vous avez une vert\u00e8bre <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:80.468%;top:61.193%;font-size:1.176cqw\">d\u00e9plac\u00e9e et une dignit\u00e9 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:68.169%;top:60.46%;font-size:1.176cqw\">C\u2019est une perte <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:68.231%;top:61.458%;font-size:1.176cqw\">s\u00e8che de 150\u20ac <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:83.793%;top:62.191%;font-size:1.176cqw\">en miettes. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:69.37%;top:62.456%;font-size:1.176cqw\">et de votre <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:68.297%;top:63.454%;font-size:1.176cqw\">sant\u00e9 mentale. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.075%;top:65.084%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Le petit dernier <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.966%;top:66.081%;font-size:1.176cqw\">refuse ses c\u00e9r\u00e9ales <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:19.7%;top:66.103%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Vous l\u00e9chez le fond du <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.174%;top:67.079%;font-size:1.176cqw\">parce que \u00ab le lion <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:37.236%;top:67.637%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Vous pliez le linge <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:80.67%;top:66.468%;font-size:1.512cqw\">\u2026mis en route <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:78.328%;top:67.751%;font-size:1.512cqw\">une machine \u00e0 laver <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:20.007%;top:67.101%;font-size:1.176cqw\">filtre pour ressentir un <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:19.906%;top:68.099%;font-size:1.176cqw\">semblant d\u2019humanit\u00e9. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.624%;top:68.077%;font-size:1.176cqw\">sur le paquet me <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.587%;top:69.075%;font-size:1.176cqw\">regarde de travers \u00bb. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:80.19%;top:69.033%;font-size:1.512cqw\">avant de partir. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:39.084%;top:68.635%;font-size:1.176cqw\">et le rangez <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:37.726%;top:69.633%;font-size:1.176cqw\">dans le dressing, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:20.087%;top:69.096%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Votre entourage vous <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:20.09%;top:70.094%;font-size:1.176cqw\">regarde avec crainte. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:38.284%;top:70.631%;font-size:1.176cqw\">ni vu ni connu. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:53.963%;top:70.118%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Allez, une <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.706%;top:71.115%;font-size:1.176cqw\">petite dose de <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.269%;top:72.113%;font-size:1.176cqw\">culpabilit\u00e9 et on <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:66.092%;top:72.028%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Le pull habille <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:63.437%;top:73.026%;font-size:1.176cqw\">d\u00e9sormais parfaitement <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:53.841%;top:73.111%;font-size:1.176cqw\">encha\u00eene ! <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:63.766%;top:74.023%;font-size:1.176cqw\">la Barbie de votre fille. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.164%;top:73.497%;font-size:1.512cqw\">\u2026tent\u00e9 de pr\u00e9parer <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.217%;top:74.78%;font-size:1.512cqw\">un petit-d\u00e9jeuner \u00e9quilibr\u00e9 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:40.266%;top:75.405%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Vous faites semblant <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:77.028%;top:75.088%;font-size:1.176cqw\">La machine fait un bruit <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:76.122%;top:76.086%;font-size:1.176cqw\">d\u2019h\u00e9licopt\u00e8re au d\u00e9collage <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.577%;top:76.063%;font-size:1.512cqw\">\u00e0 votre famille. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:76.525%;top:77.084%;font-size:1.176cqw\">et se d\u00e9place toute seule <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:40.442%;top:76.403%;font-size:1.176cqw\">de n\u2019avoir rien vu, \u00e7a <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:40.366%;top:77.401%;font-size:1.176cqw\">marche 1 fois sur 10. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:79.355%;top:78.082%;font-size:1.176cqw\">dans la cuisine. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:59.528%;top:79.897%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Vous vous rendez compte par <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:58.597%;top:80.895%;font-size:1.176cqw\">le hublot que vous avez m\u00e9lang\u00e9 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.521%;top:80.266%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Vous avez envie <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:35.953%;top:81.264%;font-size:1.176cqw\">de pleurer dans le <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:38.469%;top:82.261%;font-size:1.176cqw\">tambour. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:19.682%;top:81.516%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Vous r\u00e9alisez <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:19.425%;top:82.514%;font-size:1.176cqw\">qu\u2019il n\u2019y a plus <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:61.224%;top:81.893%;font-size:1.176cqw\">le pull en cachemire de <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:58.68%;top:82.89%;font-size:1.176cqw\">votre mariage avec les serviettes <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:21.127%;top:83.512%;font-size:1.176cqw\">de caf\u00e9. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:63.704%;top:83.888%;font-size:1.176cqw\">de bain \u00e0 60\u00b0C <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:81.312%;top:83.623%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Vous essayez de <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:81.247%;top:84.62%;font-size:1.176cqw\">la maintenir avec <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:44.73%;top:85.495%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Tout votre linge ressemble <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:82.518%;top:85.618%;font-size:1.176cqw\">votre corps. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:45.754%;top:86.493%;font-size:1.176cqw\">d\u00e9sormais \u00e0 un champ <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:44.242%;top:87.491%;font-size:1.176cqw\">de neige apr\u00e8s une temp\u00eate <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.26%;top:85.439%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Vous tentez de faire <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:5.912%;top:86.437%;font-size:1.176cqw\">des pancakes \u00ab en forme de <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:5.862%;top:87.435%;font-size:1.176cqw\">licorne \u00bb pour racheter votre <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:5.759%;top:88.432%;font-size:1.176cqw\">culpabilit\u00e9 de m\u00e8re fatigu\u00e9e. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:48.623%;top:88.488%;font-size:1.176cqw\">de confettis. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:27.609%;top:87.652%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Votre fils demande si <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:26.962%;top:88.65%;font-size:1.176cqw\">c\u2019est \u00ab du pneu br\u00fbl\u00e9 \u00bb. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:28.282%;top:89.648%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Vous pleurez dans <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:72.219%;top:89.593%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Vous \u00eates en train de faire <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:70.63%;top:90.591%;font-size:1.176cqw\">un c\u00e2lin \u00e0 votre \u00e9lectrom\u00e9nager <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:30.371%;top:90.645%;font-size:1.176cqw\">la spatule. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:75.428%;top:91.588%;font-size:1.176cqw\">\u00e0 8h du matin. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:53.313%;top:92.335%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Vous avez oubli\u00e9 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50.239%;top:93.332%;font-size:1.176cqw\">un mouchoir en papier dans <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:17.66%;top:92.456%;font-size:1.176cqw\">\u00c7a ressemble <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:15.598%;top:93.454%;font-size:1.176cqw\">\u00e0 une flaque de boue <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:51.524%;top:94.33%;font-size:1.176cqw\">une poche de jean noir. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:18.299%;top:94.452%;font-size:1.176cqw\">radioactive. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:3.333%;top:96.703%;font-size:1.202cqw\">12 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.848%;top:96.925%;font-size:0.902cqw\">L\u00c2CHER PRISE <\/span><\/div><\/article><\/div><\/div><div class=\"leaf\"><div class=\"leaf__face leaf__face--front\"><article class=\"page\" aria-label=\"Page 15\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"page__img\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azureva-vacances.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/liseuse\/269434\/assets\/page-15.webp\" alt=\"La DUBA\u00cf RACLETTE deDUBA\u00cf DUBA\u00cf La nouvelle folie qu\u2019on retrouve partout ! 12,8 K LA RACLETTE QUI AFFOLE LES R\u00c9SEAUX FONDANTE, GOURMANDE, D\u00c9\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1415\"><div class=\"page__text\"><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.619%;top:6.903%;font-size:5.897cqw\">La <\/span><h2 class=\"tl\" style=\"left:15.775%;top:15.347%;font-size:11.642cqw\">La raclette de duba\u00ef <\/h2><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:15.32%;top:42.149%;font-size:3.024cqw\">12,8 K <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.834%;top:46.554%;font-size:1.801cqw\">LA RACLETTE QUI <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.02%;top:48.122%;font-size:1.801cqw\">AFFOLE LES R\u00c9SEAUX <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:22.883%;top:79.557%;font-size:2.947cqw\">FONDANTE, GOURMANDE, D\u00c9CADENTE <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:43.501%;top:87.699%;font-size:2.352cqw\">Chez Azureva, nous pr\u00e9f\u00e9rons la vraie raclette, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:43.778%;top:89.694%;font-size:2.352cqw\">celle qui r\u00e9unit, qui r\u00e9chauffe et qui a du go\u00fbt. <\/span><\/div><\/article><\/div><div class=\"leaf__face leaf__face--back\"><article class=\"page\" aria-label=\"Page 16\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"page__img\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azureva-vacances.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/liseuse\/269434\/assets\/page-16.webp\" alt=\"Le saviez-vous ? \u00ab Un Fran\u00e7ais consomme en moyenne 3,2 raclettes pendant une semaine au ski. Ce chiffre est totalement invent\u00e9, mais personn\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1415\"><div class=\"page__text\"><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:77.122%;top:4.681%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Le saviez-vous ? <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:77.122%;top:6.087%;font-size:1.26cqw\">\u00ab Un Fran\u00e7ais consomme <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:77.122%;top:7.156%;font-size:1.26cqw\">en moyenne 3,2 raclettes <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:77.122%;top:8.225%;font-size:1.26cqw\">pendant une semaine au ski. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:77.122%;top:9.294%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Ce chiffre est totalement <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:77.122%;top:10.363%;font-size:1.26cqw\">invent\u00e9, mais personne ne le <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:77.122%;top:11.432%;font-size:1.26cqw\">conteste, ce qui prouve qu&#039;il <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:77.122%;top:12.501%;font-size:1.26cqw\">est cr\u00e9dible. \u00bb <\/span><h2 class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.424%;top:3.453%;font-size:13.97cqw\">Food-ue &amp; gourmandises <\/h2><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:54.205%;top:18.424%;font-size:1.512cqw\">Le Chaource Fondu <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:54.205%;top:20.221%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Pour la Parisienne en qu\u00eate d\u2019authenticit\u00e9 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:13.453%;top:19.534%;font-size:1.512cqw\">Le Maroilles Royal <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:13.453%;top:21.211%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Pour le Ch\u2019ti exil\u00e9 en station <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:54.205%;top:21.892%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Une coul\u00e9e cr\u00e9meuse qui coule partout, y compris sur les <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:54.205%;top:23.08%;font-size:1.176cqw\">genoux. On dirait un nuage qui aurait oubli\u00e9 de se doucher. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:13.453%;top:22.883%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Parfum de vestiaire de rugby apr\u00e8s 80 minutes <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:13.453%;top:23.88%;font-size:1.176cqw\">de jeu. Les voisins fuient. Vous restez. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:54.205%;top:24.61%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Niveau de risque social : MOYEN <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:54.205%;top:25.666%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Supportable avec une bougie parfum\u00e9e (ou un masque \u00e0 gaz). <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:13.453%;top:25.212%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Niveau de risque social : EXTR\u00caME <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:13.453%;top:26.275%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Interdiction de parler \u00e0 moins de 3 m\u00e8tres de <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:13.453%;top:27.225%;font-size:1.176cqw\">quelqu\u2019un le lendemain. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:35.094%;top:42.736%;font-size:1.512cqw\">La raclette classique, c\u2019est pour les amateurs. Cette <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.838%;top:42.278%;font-size:1.512cqw\">Le Pont-l\u2019\u00c9v\u00eaque Ferment\u00e9 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.838%;top:44.075%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Pour le Normand pur souche <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.122%;top:43.924%;font-size:1.512cqw\">saison, on explore les limites de l\u2019odorat et de la <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.712%;top:45.111%;font-size:1.512cqw\">biens\u00e9ance sociale avec des variantes qui vont <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:35.522%;top:46.299%;font-size:1.512cqw\">faire vibrer les murs de votre logement \u00e0 Ar\u00eaches- <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.838%;top:45.746%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Fromage bien fait (lire : oubli\u00e9 deux <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.838%;top:46.744%;font-size:1.176cqw\">semaines au fond du frigo) ne fond pas : <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.838%;top:47.932%;font-size:1.176cqw\">il s\u2019\u00e9vapore en brume toxique d\u00e9licieuse. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:37.212%;top:47.487%;font-size:1.512cqw\">Beaufort. Chaque fromage a son public, son <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.838%;top:49.462%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Niveau de risque social : \u00c9LEV\u00c9 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:38.747%;top:48.674%;font-size:1.512cqw\">terroir\u2026 et son niveau de risque social. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.838%;top:50.518%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Peut d\u00e9clencher l\u2019alarme incendie <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.838%;top:51.468%;font-size:1.176cqw\">du village vacances. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:73.878%;top:55.028%;font-size:1.512cqw\">Le Fromage aux Vers <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:73.878%;top:56.825%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Pour le Corse aventurier <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:73.878%;top:58.496%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Sous l\u2019appareil, les larves\u2026 bon, on ne <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:73.878%;top:59.494%;font-size:1.176cqw\">d\u00e9taille pas. Le seul fromage qui peut <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:73.878%;top:60.682%;font-size:1.176cqw\">sortir de l\u2019assiette tout seul. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:73.878%;top:61.693%;font-size:1.512cqw\">Niveau de risque social : TOTAL <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:73.878%;top:63.167%;font-size:1.176cqw\">On appelle \u00e7a du prot\u00e9ine-art. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.16%;top:63.239%;font-size:1.512cqw\">La Raclette Vegan <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.16%;top:65.035%;font-size:1.116cqw\">Pour le bobo citadin en pleine remise en question <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.16%;top:66.662%;font-size:1.176cqw\">\u00c7a fond un peu. \u00c7a fait un truc. Ce n\u2019est <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.16%;top:67.612%;font-size:1.176cqw\">pas vraiment de la raclette. Un Schr\u00f6dinger <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.16%;top:68.8%;font-size:1.176cqw\">culinaire. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.16%;top:70.327%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Niveau de risque social : TRISTE <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.16%;top:71.264%;font-size:1.176cqw\">On la sert aux gens qu\u2019on n\u2019a pas envie de r\u00e9inviter. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:40.453%;top:81.306%;font-size:1.512cqw\">INGR\u00c9DIENTS <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:68.917%;top:81.306%;font-size:1.512cqw\">PR\u00c9PARATION <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:68.917%;top:82.92%;font-size:1.176cqw\">\u25a0 Nappez la neige de sirop avec l\u2019assurance <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:40.453%;top:83.108%;font-size:1.176cqw\">\u25a0 1 bol de neige fra\u00eeche (ramass\u00e9e loin des <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:70.092%;top:83.989%;font-size:1.176cqw\">d\u2019un chef \u00e9toil\u00e9 en moonboots. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:41.606%;top:84.177%;font-size:1.176cqw\">passages de chiens et des canons \u00e0 neige) <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:68.917%;top:85.226%;font-size:1.176cqw\">\u25a0 M\u00e9langez d\u00e9licatement, histoire de donner un <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:40.453%;top:85.414%;font-size:1.176cqw\">\u25a0 3 cuill\u00e8res \u00e0 soupe de sirop de violette <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:70.023%;top:86.224%;font-size:1.176cqw\">peu de cr\u00e9dibilit\u00e9 \u00e0 l\u2019op\u00e9ration. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:38.768%;top:78.395%;font-size:1.231cqw\">1 pers. De 1 min \u00e0 1 heure. Temps tr\u00e8s variable selon o\u00f9 vous devez aller chercher votre neige. <\/span><h3 class=\"tl\" style=\"left:5.179%;top:77.43%;font-size:4.032cqw\">Tuto: Le granit\u00e9 des c\u00eemes <\/h3><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:41.56%;top:86.412%;font-size:1.176cqw\">(ou g\u00e9n\u00e9pi, menthe, grenadine, orgeat\u2026) <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:68.917%;top:87.462%;font-size:1.176cqw\">\u25a0 C\u2019est pr\u00eat. Oui, c\u2019est l\u00e9galement une recette. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:40.453%;top:87.65%;font-size:1.176cqw\">\u25a0 1 zeste de citron (optionnel, pour le c\u00f4t\u00e9 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:41.56%;top:88.647%;font-size:1.176cqw\">\u00ab je suis un chef \u00bb). <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:42.008%;top:90.841%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Avertissement de la r\u00e9dac\u2019 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:5.179%;top:87.347%;font-size:1.512cqw\">Vous \u00eates en montagne, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:5.179%;top:88.535%;font-size:1.512cqw\">il y a de la neige et vous <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:5.179%;top:89.722%;font-size:1.512cqw\">avez du sirop. Pourquoi <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:5.179%;top:90.91%;font-size:1.512cqw\">personne n\u2019en parle ? <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:5.179%;top:92.098%;font-size:1.512cqw\">Nous, on en parle ! <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:42.008%;top:92.175%;font-size:1.176cqw\">L\u00e2cher Prise d\u00e9cline toute responsabilit\u00e9 en cas d\u2019ingestion de neige jaune, de neige artificielle, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:42.008%;top:93.173%;font-size:1.176cqw\">ou de neige contenant des moufles \u00e9gar\u00e9es. Toujours v\u00e9rifier la provenance de votre neige <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:42.008%;top:94.171%;font-size:1.176cqw\">avant consommation. De pr\u00e9f\u00e9rence, prendre de la glace pil\u00e9e. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:3.333%;top:96.703%;font-size:1.202cqw\">14 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.848%;top:96.925%;font-size:0.902cqw\">L\u00c2CHER PRISE <\/span><\/div><\/article><\/div><\/div><div class=\"leaf\"><div class=\"leaf__face leaf__face--front\"><article class=\"page\" aria-label=\"Page 17\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"page__img\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azureva-vacances.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/liseuse\/269434\/assets\/page-17.webp\" alt=\"LE R\u00c9VEIL EN DOUCEUR : LE R\u00c9VEIL EN DOUCEUR : smoothie de tartiflette press\u00e9 \u00e0 froid. Reblochon, pommes de terre et lardons mix\u00e9s dans un bl\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1415\"><div class=\"page__text\"><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:72.105%;top:7.264%;font-size:1.587cqw\">LE R\u00c9VEIL EN DOUCEUR : <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:72.105%;top:7.264%;font-size:2.016cqw\">LE R\u00c9VEIL EN DOUCEUR : <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:72.105%;top:8.704%;font-size:1.26cqw\">smoothie de tartiflette press\u00e9 \u00e0 froid. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:72.105%;top:9.773%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Reblochon, pommes de terre et lardons <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:72.105%;top:10.842%;font-size:1.26cqw\">mix\u00e9s dans un blender. Texture <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:72.105%;top:11.911%;font-size:1.26cqw\">onctueuse. Go\u00fbt\u2026 m\u00e9morable. <\/span><h2 class=\"tl\" style=\"left:5.572%;top:5.035%;font-size:6.45cqw\">D\u00e9tox \u00e0 la tartiflette <\/h2><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:11.196%;top:14.098%;font-size:3.024cqw\">le r\u00e9gime qui dit OUI au reblochon ! <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:5.712%;top:18.083%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Chaque ann\u00e9e, en janvier, les magazines vous parlent de d\u00e9tox. Jus <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:5.712%;top:19.08%;font-size:1.176cqw\">verts, soupes claires, graines germ\u00e9es, eau ti\u00e8de citronn\u00e9e. C\u2019est triste <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:5.712%;top:20.078%;font-size:1.176cqw\">et fade. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50.952%;top:19.237%;font-size:1.587cqw\">LE D\u00c9JEUNER RESTRUCTURANT : <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50.953%;top:20.677%;font-size:1.26cqw\">tartiflette classique. Parce qu\u2019on ne <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50.953%;top:21.746%;font-size:1.26cqw\">r\u00e9invente pas la perfection. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50.953%;top:22.815%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Accompagnement : vin blanc de la <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50.953%;top:23.884%;font-size:1.26cqw\">tartiflette. C\u2019est du raisin. Le raisin est un <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50.953%;top:24.953%;font-size:1.26cqw\">fruit. Le fruit, c\u2019est la vie. CQFD. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:5.712%;top:21.749%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Chez L\u00e2cher Prise, nous avons d\u00e9cid\u00e9 de r\u00e9volutionner le concept <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:5.712%;top:22.747%;font-size:1.176cqw\">m\u00eame de la d\u00e9tox en lui red\u00e9couvrant ses lettres de noblesse <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:5.712%;top:23.745%;font-size:1.176cqw\">savoyardes. Nous vous pr\u00e9sentons : la D\u00e9tox \u00e0 la Tartiflette, mise au <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:5.712%;top:24.743%;font-size:1.176cqw\">point par le Dr. Raoul Gratin, nutritionniste de montagne (autoproclam\u00e9) <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:5.712%;top:25.74%;font-size:1.176cqw\">et habitu\u00e9 de nos villages vacances. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:5.712%;top:27.387%;font-size:1.68cqw\">LE PRINCIPE EST ENFANTIN : un programme de 7 jours, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.685%;top:28.481%;font-size:1.176cqw\">100 % tartiflette, d\u00e9clin\u00e9 selon les codes d\u2019une vraie cure d\u00e9tox. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:5.712%;top:30.127%;font-size:1.68cqw\">R\u00c9SULTATS PROMIS : un regain d\u2019\u00e9nergie spectaculaire (d\u00fb aux <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.685%;top:31.221%;font-size:1.176cqw\">4 000 calories quotidiennes), un moral en acier tremp\u00e9, et un tour <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.685%;top:32.218%;font-size:1.176cqw\">de taille l\u00e9g\u00e8rement augment\u00e9. Mais comme on dit dans nos <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.685%;top:33.216%;font-size:1.176cqw\">\u00e9tablissements : \u00ab En vacances, la balance aussi est en vacances. \u00bb <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:66.453%;top:30.01%;font-size:1.587cqw\">L\u2019EN-CAS \u00c9NERG\u00c9TIQUE : <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:66.453%;top:30.01%;font-size:2.016cqw\">L\u2019EN-CAS \u00c9NERG\u00c9TIQUE : barre de <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:66.453%;top:31.451%;font-size:1.26cqw\">tartiflette compacte. Tartiflette d\u00e9shydrat\u00e9e <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:66.453%;top:32.52%;font-size:1.26cqw\">press\u00e9e en format snack. Se glisse dans la poche <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:66.453%;top:33.589%;font-size:1.26cqw\">de la doudoune. Fond l\u00e9g\u00e8rement au contact du <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:66.453%;top:34.658%;font-size:1.26cqw\">corps. C\u2019est normal. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:12.305%;top:37.214%;font-size:1.512cqw\">Alerte Nutri-Score : \u00ab La D\u00e9tox \u00e0 la Tartiflette <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:12.304%;top:38.401%;font-size:1.512cqw\">a \u00e9t\u00e9 \u00e9valu\u00e9e au Nutri-Score Z. Cette <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:12.304%;top:39.589%;font-size:1.512cqw\">lettre n\u2019existe pas officiellement, elle a \u00e9t\u00e9 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:12.304%;top:40.777%;font-size:1.512cqw\">sp\u00e9cialement cr\u00e9\u00e9e pour l\u2019occasion ! \u00bb <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:51.887%;top:42.363%;font-size:1.587cqw\">LE D\u00ceNER R\u00c9G\u00c9N\u00c9RANT : <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:51.887%;top:42.363%;font-size:1.587cqw\">LE D\u00ceNER R\u00c9G\u00c9N\u00c9RANT : velout\u00e9 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:51.887%;top:43.803%;font-size:1.26cqw\">de tartiflette. La m\u00eame chose qu\u2019\u00e0 midi, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:51.887%;top:44.872%;font-size:1.26cqw\">mais en soupe. On appelle \u00e7a \u00ab l\u00e9ger \u00bb en <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:51.887%;top:45.941%;font-size:1.26cqw\">langage d\u00e9tox. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.442%;top:45.07%;font-size:1.68cqw\">\u00ab Le reblochon contient des ferments lactiques. Les ferments lactiques <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.442%;top:46.258%;font-size:1.68cqw\">sont bons pour l\u2019intestin. Donc la tartiflette est bonne pour l\u2019intestin. C\u2019est <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.442%;top:47.446%;font-size:1.68cqw\">de la science. \u00bb <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:35.463%;top:48.738%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Dr. Raoul Gratin, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:20.187%;top:49.763%;font-size:1.176cqw\">couch\u00e9 par terre en terrasse, apr\u00e8s sa 3\u00e8me tartiflette <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:55.162%;top:58.175%;font-size:3.024cqw\">Le guide comparatif ultime <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.632%;top:75.887%;font-size:1.512cqw\">Tous les chocolats chauds ne se valent pas. Nous <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.632%;top:77.075%;font-size:1.512cqw\">les avons test\u00e9s pour vous. Tous. Plusieurs fois. Il <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.632%;top:78.263%;font-size:1.512cqw\">a fallu se forcer, revenir, recommencer. C\u2019\u00e9tait dur. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.632%;top:79.45%;font-size:1.512cqw\">Mais on l\u2019a fait. Parce que c\u2019est \u00e7a, le journalisme. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.632%;top:81.826%;font-size:1.512cqw\">Voici notre verdict : <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50.914%;top:84.88%;font-size:1.176cqw\">et r\u00e9serv\u00e9 aux plus de 18 ans. Note : 11\/10 (hors bar\u00e8me) <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.632%;top:84.88%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Le Classique poudre connue par tous + lait chaud. Il a le go\u00fbt de l\u2019enfance, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.632%;top:85.949%;font-size:1.176cqw\">du r\u00e9confort, et du distributeur automatique du hall d\u2019accueil. Note : 7\/10 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50.914%;top:86.623%;font-size:1.176cqw\">L\u2019Instagrammable chocolat chaud blanc + chantilly + chamallow + p\u00e9pites <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50.914%;top:87.692%;font-size:1.176cqw\">+ coulis + \u00e9toile en sucre + poudre d\u2019or. Il est impossible \u00e0 boire (les d\u00e9cors <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50.914%;top:88.761%;font-size:1.176cqw\">tombent dans l\u2019\u0153il) mais la photo r\u00e9colte 847 likes. Ce qui, finalement, est le <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50.914%;top:89.83%;font-size:1.176cqw\">vrai but d\u2019un chocolat chaud en 2026. Note : 3\/10 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.632%;top:87.692%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Le Vrai chocolat noir fondu 70 % cacao + lait entier + cr\u00e8me. Vous le buvez <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.634%;top:88.761%;font-size:1.176cqw\">et vous comprenez pourquoi les Azt\u00e8ques consid\u00e9raient le cacao comme <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.634%;top:89.83%;font-size:1.176cqw\">divin. Puis vous comprenez pourquoi votre pantalon de ski ne ferme plus. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.634%;top:90.911%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Note : 9\/10 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.634%;top:92.642%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Le Montagnard chocolat chaud + une larme (lire : une cascade) de g\u00e9n\u00e9pi. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.634%;top:93.712%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Ce n\u2019est plus une boisson, c\u2019est un mode de vie. Interdit aux moins de 18 ans <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50.914%;top:91.573%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Le Vegan sans lait, sans gluten, sans sucre, sans cr\u00e8me, sans chocolat\u2026 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50.914%;top:92.642%;font-size:1.176cqw\">sans rien en fait. C\u2019est de l\u2019eau chaude avec de bonnes intentions. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50.914%;top:93.723%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Note : l\u2019intention est l\u00e0 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:4.762%;top:96.771%;font-size:0.956cqw\">L\u2019abus d\u2019alcool est dangereux pour la sant\u00e9, \u00e0 consommer avec mod\u00e9ration <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:95.091%;top:96.726%;font-size:1.202cqw\">15 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:87.267%;top:96.949%;font-size:0.902cqw\">L\u00c2CHER PRISE <\/span><h3 class=\"tl\" style=\"left:3%;top:3%;font-size:4cqw\">Les chocolats chauds <\/h3><\/div><\/article><\/div><div class=\"leaf__face leaf__face--back\"><article class=\"page\" aria-label=\"Page 18\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"page__img\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azureva-vacances.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/liseuse\/269434\/assets\/page-18.webp\" alt=\"Les infos du mois 452 &gt;&gt; LE CHIFFRE DU MOIS C\u2019est le nombre de fois o\u00f9 vous allez dire \u00ab Fais attention \u00bb pendant votre s\u00e9jour \u00e0 la montagne\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1415\"><div class=\"page__text\"><h2 class=\"tl\" style=\"left:4.762%;top:3.718%;font-size:10.6cqw\">Les infos mois 100% inutiles <\/h2><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:34.288%;top:5.27%;font-size:4.597cqw\">du <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:76.168%;top:6.436%;font-size:8.457cqw\">452 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:69.991%;top:11.104%;font-size:1.68cqw\">&gt;&gt; LE <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:67.221%;top:12.767%;font-size:1.68cqw\">CHIFFRE <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:71.656%;top:14.43%;font-size:1.68cqw\">DU <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:69.942%;top:16.093%;font-size:1.68cqw\">MOIS <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:76.92%;top:13.514%;font-size:1.344cqw\">C\u2019est le nombre de fois <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:76.92%;top:14.701%;font-size:1.344cqw\">o\u00f9 vous allez dire \u00ab Fais <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:76.92%;top:15.77%;font-size:1.344cqw\">attention \u00bb pendant votre <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:76.92%;top:16.839%;font-size:1.344cqw\">s\u00e9jour \u00e0 la montagne.. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:76.92%;top:17.908%;font-size:1.344cqw\">C\u2019est fatigant, mais c\u2019est <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:76.92%;top:18.977%;font-size:1.344cqw\">un record personnel. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.719%;top:9.055%;font-size:13.493cqw\">100 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:23.703%;top:23.005%;font-size:1.814cqw\">I <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.679%;top:22.036%;font-size:3.049cqw\">LOUUCAS <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:31.631%;top:23.654%;font-size:1.814cqw\">I <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:24.403%;top:23.696%;font-size:2.184cqw\">LOUUCAS <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:25.626%;top:26.666%;font-size:1.451cqw\">I <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:21.317%;top:27.381%;font-size:1.748cqw\">LOUCAS <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:29.168%;top:27.634%;font-size:1.512cqw\">Loucas \u00e0 table <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:29.168%;top:28.584%;font-size:1.512cqw\">mon ch\u00e9ri. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:18.492%;top:28.864%;font-size:2.016cqw\">4 <\/span><h3 class=\"tl\" style=\"left:60.188%;top:27.944%;font-size:4.032cqw\">Infos famille <\/h3><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:44.764%;top:26.875%;font-size:2.478cqw\">LOUUU <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:47.524%;top:26.875%;font-size:2.478cqw\">UUCAS <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50.523%;top:27.484%;font-size:1.505cqw\">CAS <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:44.245%;top:28.756%;font-size:1.202cqw\">DUPONT LAFORET <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:41.999%;top:29.735%;font-size:1.202cqw\">DESGRANGES DE LA TOUR <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:25.942%;top:30.573%;font-size:2.016cqw\">4 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:44.982%;top:31.003%;font-size:2.254cqw\">\u00c0 TABLE <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:59.936%;top:32.218%;font-size:1.26cqw\">- Un parent prononce le pr\u00e9nom de son enfant 200 fois <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:59.951%;top:33.287%;font-size:1.26cqw\">par jour. En vacances, ce chiffre monte \u00e0 347 (source : <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:58.439%;top:34.356%;font-size:1.26cqw\">l\u2019\u00e9cho des montagnes et les voisins de chambre). Les <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:56.591%;top:35.426%;font-size:1.26cqw\">comptes incluent : le pr\u00e9nom cri\u00e9, le pr\u00e9nom soupir\u00e9, le <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:53.735%;top:36.495%;font-size:1.26cqw\">pr\u00e9nom chuchot\u00e9-mais-mena\u00e7ant, et le classique pr\u00e9nom-en- <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:46.008%;top:37.564%;font-size:1.26cqw\">entier-avec-le-nom-de-famille. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:44.985%;top:38.969%;font-size:1.26cqw\">- Temps moyen pour habiller un enfant de 4 ans en tenue de ski : 23 minutes. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:45.636%;top:40.038%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Temps moyen avant qu\u2019il dise \u00ab je veux faire pipi \u00bb une fois enti\u00e8rement habill\u00e9 : <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:45.468%;top:41.107%;font-size:1.26cqw\">45 secondes. Temps pour le d\u00e9shabiller, l\u2019emmener aux toilettes, et le rhabiller : <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:45.301%;top:42.176%;font-size:1.26cqw\">28 minutes. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:44.144%;top:43.582%;font-size:1.26cqw\">- Selon une source confidentielle, 1 parent sur 2 a d\u00e9j\u00e0 fait semblant de dormir <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:44.832%;top:44.651%;font-size:1.26cqw\">le matin. Objectif : que l\u2019autre parent se l\u00e8ve en premier pour g\u00e9rer les enfants. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:44.665%;top:45.72%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Technique avanc\u00e9e : la respiration profonde simul\u00e9e, avec micro-ronflement <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:44.497%;top:46.789%;font-size:1.26cqw\">cr\u00e9dible. Les vrais savent. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:43.305%;top:48.195%;font-size:1.26cqw\">- 87 % des photos de famille contiennent au moins une personne qui ne regarde pas <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:43.993%;top:49.264%;font-size:1.26cqw\">l\u2019objectif. Les 13 % restants sont des photos o\u00f9 tout le monde regarde l\u2019objectif mais <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:43.826%;top:50.333%;font-size:1.26cqw\">quelqu\u2019un fait une grimace. Voir notre Tuto du mois en p. 6 pour un guide complet de <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:43.658%;top:51.402%;font-size:1.26cqw\">la photo rat\u00e9e. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:42.635%;top:52.808%;font-size:1.26cqw\">- L\u2019\u00e9nigme de la chaussette : Statistiquement, chaque famille perd 1,3 chaussette par <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:43.323%;top:53.877%;font-size:1.26cqw\">s\u00e9jour au ski. Personne ne sait o\u00f9 elles vont, mais il existe probablement un univers <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:42.986%;top:54.946%;font-size:1.26cqw\">parall\u00e8le rempli de chaussettes orphelines et de bouchons de baume \u00e0 l\u00e8vres. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:41.963%;top:56.352%;font-size:1.26cqw\">- Le cri du c\u0153ur : 80 % des parents d\u00e9clarent que le moment le plus relaxant de <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:42.651%;top:57.421%;font-size:1.26cqw\">leurs vacances est celui o\u00f9 ils d\u00e9posent les enfants au club <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:85.471%;top:57.42%;font-size:1.26cqw\">(le fameux <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:42.481%;top:58.489%;font-size:1.26cqw\">\u00ab moment de la lib\u00e9ration \u00bb). <\/span><h3 class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.755%;top:62.052%;font-size:4.2cqw\">Infos d\u2019hiver <\/h3><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.238%;top:66.698%;font-size:1.26cqw\">- La neige n\u2019est pas blanche. Selon l\u2019Observatoire Europ\u00e9en du Flocon, la neige est <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.067%;top:67.767%;font-size:1.26cqw\">transparente. Chaque cristal est un petit prisme incolore. C\u2019est la lumi\u00e8re qui se r\u00e9fl\u00e9chit <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.067%;top:68.836%;font-size:1.26cqw\">dans tous les sens et donne cette impression de blancheur. Vous pouvez d\u00e9sormais <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.067%;top:69.905%;font-size:1.26cqw\">ruiner la magie de No\u00ebl pour vos enfants en une seule phrase au petit-d\u00e9jeuner. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.238%;top:71.311%;font-size:1.26cqw\">- Le record du plus grand bonhomme de neige : 37,21 m\u00e8tres. Construit en 2008 dans <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.067%;top:72.38%;font-size:1.26cqw\">le Maine (USA), soit l\u2019\u00e9quivalent d\u2019un immeuble de 12 \u00e9tages. Celui de votre enfant fait <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.067%;top:73.449%;font-size:1.26cqw\">43 cm, penche dangereusement \u00e0 gauche, et a une carotte \u00e0 la place de l\u2019\u0153il. Il m\u00e9rite <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.067%;top:74.518%;font-size:1.26cqw\">tout autant de respect. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.238%;top:75.923%;font-size:1.26cqw\">- 100 % des gens sans gants ont froid aux mains : selon le laboratoire Alpin des Objets <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.067%;top:76.992%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Perdus, 100 % des personnes ayant oubli\u00e9 leurs gants ont froid aux mains dans les <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.067%;top:78.061%;font-size:1.26cqw\">7 minutes suivantes. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.238%;top:79.467%;font-size:1.26cqw\">- Le vin chaud n\u2019est jamais \u00e0 la bonne temp\u00e9rature. Une \u00e9tude du Centre International <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.067%;top:80.536%;font-size:1.26cqw\">du Vin Chaud Appliqu\u00e9 r\u00e9v\u00e8le que 87 % des consommateurs trouvent le vin chaud \u201ctrop <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.067%;top:81.605%;font-size:1.26cqw\">chaud\u201d dans les 12 premi\u00e8res secondes, puis \u00ab pas assez chaud \u00bb 3 minutes plus tard. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.238%;top:83.011%;font-size:1.26cqw\">- Il fait plus froid en hiver qu\u2019en \u00e9t\u00e9. D\u2019apr\u00e8s des \u00e9tudes r\u00e9centes, il fait plus froid <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.067%;top:84.08%;font-size:1.26cqw\">en hiver qu\u2019en \u00e9t\u00e9. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.238%;top:85.486%;font-size:1.26cqw\">- Les boules de neige tombent vers le bas. Selon la gravit\u00e9 hivernale, si vous l\u00e2chez <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.067%;top:86.555%;font-size:1.26cqw\">une boule de neige, elle tombera syst\u00e9matiquement vers le bas. Aucune boule de neige <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.067%;top:87.624%;font-size:1.26cqw\">n\u2019a, \u00e0 ce jour, d\u00e9cid\u00e9 de partir explorer l\u2019espace de son propre chef. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.238%;top:89.03%;font-size:1.26cqw\">- La relativit\u00e9 du Chasse-Neige. Pour 85 % des d\u00e9butants, une pente inclin\u00e9e \u00e0 3 % <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.067%;top:90.099%;font-size:1.26cqw\">ressemble visuellement \u00e0 la face nord de l\u2019Everest vue d\u2019un h\u00e9licopt\u00e8re. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.238%;top:91.504%;font-size:1.26cqw\">- La relativit\u00e9 temporelle des pistes. Les cinq minutes pass\u00e9es \u00e0 attendre l\u2019ouverture des <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.067%;top:92.573%;font-size:1.26cqw\">pistes de ski sont 45 fois plus longues que les cinq minutes pass\u00e9es \u00e0 descendre ladite piste. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:3.333%;top:96.703%;font-size:1.202cqw\">16 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.848%;top:96.925%;font-size:0.902cqw\">L\u00c2CHER PRISE <\/span><\/div><\/article><\/div><\/div><div class=\"leaf\"><div class=\"leaf__face leaf__face--front\"><article class=\"page\" aria-label=\"Page 19\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"page__img\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azureva-vacances.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/liseuse\/269434\/assets\/page-19.webp\" alt=\"du Mois LA BATTLE LE GRAND D\u00c9BAT QUI DIVISE TOUS LES FRAN\u00c7AIS ! LE MOT DE LA R\u00c9DAC\u2019 Depuis la nuit des temps, l\u2019humanit\u00e9 est divis\u00e9e en deux\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1415\"><div class=\"page__text\"><h2 class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.632%;top:29.599%;font-size:14.285cqw\">La battle du mois <\/h2><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:25.058%;top:43.035%;font-size:2.016cqw\">LE GRAND D\u00c9BAT QUI DIVISE TOUS LES FRAN\u00c7AIS ! <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:68.601%;top:48.732%;font-size:1.848cqw\">LE MOT DE LA R\u00c9DAC\u2019 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.143%;top:46.315%;font-size:1.512cqw\">Depuis la nuit des temps, l\u2019humanit\u00e9 est divis\u00e9e en deux camps irr\u00e9conciliables. Non, on ne <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.143%;top:47.503%;font-size:1.512cqw\">parle pas de politique. On parle de quelque chose de bien plus s\u00e9rieux : \u00eates-vous Team Chien <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.143%;top:48.69%;font-size:1.512cqw\">ou Team Chat ? Notre r\u00e9daction a men\u00e9 l\u2019enqu\u00eate la plus rigoureuse jamais conduite sur le <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.143%;top:49.878%;font-size:1.512cqw\">sujet. Voici le verdict, round par round. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:69.32%;top:52.521%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Alors, Team Chien ou Team Chat ? <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.325%;top:53.537%;font-size:1.176cqw\">- ROUND 3 \u2013 RAPPORT \u00c0 LA NEIGE <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.143%;top:53.608%;font-size:1.146cqw\">- ROUND 1 - QUAND VOUS RENTREZ CHEZ VOUS <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:68.714%;top:53.969%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Chez <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:79.632%;top:53.97%;font-size:1.344cqw\">, on ne choisit pas ! <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:68.601%;top:55.697%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Vous avez peur que votre chat se venge <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:68.601%;top:56.647%;font-size:1.176cqw\">sur vos rideaux si vous le laissez seul ? Ou <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:68.601%;top:57.597%;font-size:1.176cqw\">que votre chien d\u00e9prime sans ses balades <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:68.601%;top:58.548%;font-size:1.176cqw\">quotidiennes ? <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:68.601%;top:59.498%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Respirez : chez Azureva, on a compris que <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:68.601%;top:60.449%;font-size:1.176cqw\">les animaux font partie de la tribu. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.325%;top:55.198%;font-size:1.176cqw\">\u2022 CHIEN : euphorie totale. Plonge museau en avant <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:37.034%;top:56.148%;font-size:1.176cqw\">dans la poudreuse, mange la neige, court en <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:37.034%;top:57.098%;font-size:1.176cqw\">cercles de plus en plus larges, revient tremp\u00e9, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:37.034%;top:58.049%;font-size:1.176cqw\">essouffl\u00e9, couvert de gla\u00e7ons et vibrant de <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:37.034%;top:58.999%;font-size:1.176cqw\">bonheur. Il ne sait pas pourquoi il est content. Il ne <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:37.034%;top:59.949%;font-size:1.176cqw\">sait jamais pourquoi il est content. C\u2019est pour \u00e7a <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:37.034%;top:60.9%;font-size:1.176cqw\">qu\u2019il est toujours content. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.143%;top:55.269%;font-size:1.176cqw\">\u2022 CHIEN : sprint dans l\u2019entr\u00e9e, sauts d\u00e9mesur\u00e9s, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.853%;top:56.219%;font-size:1.176cqw\">pleurs de joie, l\u00e9chage intensif du visage, de <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.853%;top:57.169%;font-size:1.176cqw\">la main, du genou, du facteur qui passait par l\u00e0. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.853%;top:58.12%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Il agit comme si vous reveniez de la guerre. Vous <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.853%;top:59.07%;font-size:1.176cqw\">\u00e9tiez juste partie acheter du pain (sans lui). Il a <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.853%;top:60.021%;font-size:1.176cqw\">v\u00e9cu chaque minute comme un si\u00e8cle d\u2019abandon. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.853%;top:60.971%;font-size:1.176cqw\">C\u2019est beau. C\u2019est trop, mais on ne lui dit pas. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:68.601%;top:62.067%;font-size:1.146cqw\">\u2022 100 % Pet-Friendly : termin\u00e9 le brisage de <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:69.554%;top:63.017%;font-size:1.146cqw\">c\u0153ur au moment de boucler les valises. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:69.554%;top:63.967%;font-size:1.146cqw\">Chiens et chats sont les bienvenus dans <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:69.554%;top:64.918%;font-size:1.146cqw\">tous nos \u00e9tablissements. On vous accueille <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:69.554%;top:65.868%;font-size:1.146cqw\">\u00e0 bras (et \u00e0 pattes) ouverts. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.144%;top:62.258%;font-size:1.176cqw\">\u2022 CHAT : vous regarde depuis le canap\u00e9. Cligne <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.853%;top:63.208%;font-size:1.176cqw\">lentement un \u0153il, se retourne et reprend sa <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.853%;top:64.159%;font-size:1.176cqw\">sieste. Vous auriez pu ne jamais revenir, \u00e7a n\u2019aurait <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.853%;top:65.109%;font-size:1.176cqw\">strictement rien chang\u00e9 \u00e0 son emploi du temps. Il <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.853%;top:66.059%;font-size:1.176cqw\">a vaguement remarqu\u00e9 que la gamelle avait \u00e9t\u00e9 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.853%;top:67.01%;font-size:1.176cqw\">remplie par quelqu\u2019un d\u2019autre. C\u2019\u00e9tait acceptable. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.325%;top:62.187%;font-size:1.176cqw\">\u2022 CHAT : pose une patte dehors. La retire <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:37.034%;top:63.137%;font-size:1.176cqw\">imm\u00e9diatement avec un d\u00e9go\u00fbt visible. Vous <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:37.034%;top:64.088%;font-size:1.176cqw\">regarde comme si vous l\u2019aviez personnellement <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:37.034%;top:65.038%;font-size:1.176cqw\">trahi. Retourne pr\u00e8s du radiateur pour le restant de <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:37.034%;top:65.988%;font-size:1.176cqw\">l\u2019hiver. Se l\u00e8vera uniquement pour manger, juger, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:37.034%;top:66.939%;font-size:1.176cqw\">et dormir 18 heures par jour. Programme d\u2019hiver <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:37.034%;top:67.889%;font-size:1.176cqw\">valid\u00e9. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.144%;top:68.634%;font-size:1.176cqw\">AVANTAGE CHIEN Pour l\u2019enthousiasme. M\u00eame si <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.325%;top:69.513%;font-size:1.176cqw\">AVANTAGE CHIEN Pour l\u2019enthousiasme d\u00e9bordant. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.99%;top:69.584%;font-size:1.176cqw\">on aimerait parfois 50 % moins de bave. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.327%;top:72.205%;font-size:1.176cqw\">- ROUND 4 \u2013 PARTENAIRE DE SIESTE <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.143%;top:72.347%;font-size:1.176cqw\">- ROUND 2 \u2013 PHOTOG\u00c9NIE <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:68.601%;top:67.155%;font-size:1.146cqw\">\u2022 Le paradis des toutous : pour les fans <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:69.554%;top:68.106%;font-size:1.146cqw\">absolus du \u00ab Wouf \u00bb, direction le village <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:69.554%;top:69.056%;font-size:1.146cqw\">vacances Azureva de Longeville-sur-Mer. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:69.554%;top:70.006%;font-size:1.146cqw\">Ici, le chien est litt\u00e9ralement LE ROI du <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:69.554%;top:70.955%;font-size:1.176cqw\">s\u00e9jour. &gt; Au programme : parcours de jeu <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:69.554%;top:71.906%;font-size:1.146cqw\">pour les sportifs, \u00e9ducateur canin pour les <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:69.554%;top:72.856%;font-size:1.146cqw\">rebelles, et m\u00eame un espace r\u00e9serv\u00e9 au <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:69.554%;top:73.807%;font-size:1.146cqw\">restaurant. C\u2019est le seul endroit o\u00f9 votre chien <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:69.554%;top:74.757%;font-size:1.146cqw\">aura un meilleur emploi du temps que vous ! <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:66.19%;top:79.055%;font-size:1.176cqw\">SCORE FINAL :  2 - 2 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.327%;top:73.866%;font-size:1.176cqw\">\u2022 CHIEN : se colle contre vous avec la discr\u00e9tion <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:37.036%;top:74.816%;font-size:1.176cqw\">d\u2019un <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:40.79%;top:74.816%;font-size:1.176cqw\">semi-remorque. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50.812%;top:74.816%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Pousse <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:56.187%;top:74.816%;font-size:1.176cqw\">des <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:59.613%;top:74.816%;font-size:1.176cqw\">soupirs <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:37.036%;top:75.766%;font-size:1.176cqw\">de contentement toutes les 4 minutes. Vous <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:37.036%;top:76.717%;font-size:1.176cqw\">r\u00e9veille <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:42.144%;top:76.717%;font-size:1.176cqw\">en <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:44.751%;top:76.717%;font-size:1.176cqw\">bougeant <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:51.187%;top:76.717%;font-size:1.176cqw\">une <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:54.485%;top:76.717%;font-size:1.176cqw\">patte, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:58.779%;top:76.717%;font-size:1.176cqw\">puis <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:62.243%;top:76.717%;font-size:1.176cqw\">se <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:37.036%;top:77.667%;font-size:1.176cqw\">rendort <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:42.314%;top:77.667%;font-size:1.176cqw\">instantan\u00e9ment. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.217%;top:77.667%;font-size:1.176cqw\">R\u00eave <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:56.265%;top:77.667%;font-size:1.176cqw\">bruyamment, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:37.036%;top:78.617%;font-size:1.176cqw\">probablement de croquettes. Vous ne dormez <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:37.036%;top:79.568%;font-size:1.176cqw\">pas vraiment, mais vous \u00eates aim\u00e9\u00b7e. C\u2019est d\u00e9j\u00e0 \u00e7a. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.143%;top:74.007%;font-size:1.176cqw\">\u2022 CHIEN : tire la langue, ferme les yeux, bouge \u00e0 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.852%;top:74.958%;font-size:1.176cqw\">chaque clic, et produit syst\u00e9matiquement un flou <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.852%;top:75.908%;font-size:1.176cqw\">artistique involontaire. Sur 74 tentatives, 1 seule <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.852%;top:76.859%;font-size:1.176cqw\">photo est \u00e0 peu pr\u00e8s exploitable \u2014 et encore, il <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.852%;top:77.809%;font-size:1.176cqw\">louche l\u00e9g\u00e8rement. Son enthousiasme est son <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.852%;top:78.759%;font-size:1.176cqw\">pire ennemi : il est tellement content d\u2019\u00eatre l\u00e0 qu\u2019il <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.852%;top:79.71%;font-size:1.176cqw\">ne peut physiquement pas rester immobile plus <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.852%;top:80.66%;font-size:1.176cqw\">de 0,3 seconde. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.327%;top:80.855%;font-size:1.176cqw\">\u2022 CHAT : se pose d\u00e9licatement \u00e0 c\u00f4t\u00e9 de vous. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:37.036%;top:81.805%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Ronronne. Le ronronnement est \u00e0 la fr\u00e9quence <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:37.036%;top:82.756%;font-size:1.176cqw\">exacte qui d\u00e9clenche le sommeil profond <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:37.036%;top:83.706%;font-size:1.176cqw\">chez l\u2019humain (c\u2019est scientifiquement prouv\u00e9, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:37.036%;top:84.656%;font-size:1.176cqw\">ou presque). Vous sombrez en 3 minutes. La <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:37.036%;top:85.607%;font-size:1.176cqw\">meilleure sieste de votre vie. En vous r\u00e9veillant, il <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:37.036%;top:86.557%;font-size:1.176cqw\">n\u2019est plus l\u00e0. Il n\u2019a jamais eu besoin de vous. Mais <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:37.036%;top:87.507%;font-size:1.176cqw\">vous, vous aviez besoin de lui. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:66.19%;top:80.333%;font-size:1.176cqw\">On les aime tous les deux. Diff\u00e9remment, in\u00e9galement, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:66.19%;top:81.284%;font-size:1.176cqw\">irrationnellement. Le chien est cette personne qui vous <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:66.19%;top:82.234%;font-size:1.176cqw\">envoie 14 messages quand vous ne r\u00e9pondez pas en <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:66.19%;top:83.184%;font-size:1.176cqw\">3 minutes. Le chat est cet ami qui voit votre message <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:66.19%;top:84.135%;font-size:1.176cqw\">mais ne vous r\u00e9pond pas pendant 6 jours et revient <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:66.19%;top:85.085%;font-size:1.176cqw\">comme si de rien n\u2019\u00e9tait. Les deux sont n\u00e9cessaires \u00e0 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:66.19%;top:86.035%;font-size:1.176cqw\">l\u2019\u00e9quilibre \u00e9motionnel de la famille. Mais entre nous, si <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:66.19%;top:86.986%;font-size:1.176cqw\">l\u2019un des deux pouvait faire la vaisselle, le d\u00e9bat serait <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:66.19%;top:87.936%;font-size:1.176cqw\">clos. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.143%;top:81.947%;font-size:1.176cqw\">\u2022 CHAT : pose naturellement comme s\u2019il avait <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.852%;top:82.897%;font-size:1.176cqw\">un book chez Cat Model. Chaque photo est un <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.852%;top:83.848%;font-size:1.176cqw\">portrait professionnel. Lumi\u00e8re parfaite, angle <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.852%;top:84.798%;font-size:1.176cqw\">parfait, regard intense l\u00e9g\u00e8rement m\u00e9prisant <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.852%;top:85.749%;font-size:1.176cqw\">\u2014 exactement ce que les directeurs artistiques <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.852%;top:86.699%;font-size:1.176cqw\">appellent le \u00ab myst\u00e8re \u00bb. Il n\u2019a pas besoin de <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.852%;top:87.649%;font-size:1.176cqw\">14 essais. Il n\u2019a besoin que d\u2019un seul clich\u00e9. Il le sait. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.852%;top:88.6%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Vous le savez. Instagram le sait. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.327%;top:89.131%;font-size:1.176cqw\">AVANTAGE CHAT Victoire par ronronnement. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.609%;top:90.082%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Technique imparable. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.143%;top:90.223%;font-size:1.176cqw\">AVANTAGE CHAT In-con-tes-ta-ble. Le chat est <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.707%;top:91.174%;font-size:1.176cqw\">n\u00e9 pour la couverture de magazine. Le chien, pour <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.707%;top:92.124%;font-size:1.176cqw\">le b\u00eatisier. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:49.425%;top:92.918%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Par Jean-Michel Croquettes, envoy\u00e9 sp\u00e9cial du magazine \u00ab L\u00e2cher Prise \u00bb au plus pr\u00e8s de la <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50.146%;top:94.012%;font-size:1.176cqw\">gamelle. Ancien chroniqueur pour 30,1 Millions d\u2019Amis (vir\u00e9 pour parti pris \u201cpro\u201d hamster). <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:95.189%;top:96.726%;font-size:1.202cqw\">17 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:87.267%;top:96.949%;font-size:0.902cqw\">L\u00c2CHER PRISE <\/span><\/div><\/article><\/div><div class=\"leaf__face leaf__face--back\"><article class=\"page\" aria-label=\"Page 20\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"page__img\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azureva-vacances.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/liseuse\/269434\/assets\/page-20.webp\" alt=\"des L&#039;\u00c9trange No\u00ebl de monsieur Jack (1993) Le TOP films de No\u00ebl Pour ceux qui veulent du kitsch gothique Maman, j&#039;ai rat\u00e9 l&#039;avion ! (1990) e\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1415\"><div class=\"page__text\"><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:40.07%;top:7.344%;font-size:3.024cqw\">des <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.379%;top:16.027%;font-size:1.905cqw\">L&#039;\u00c9trange No\u00ebl de monsieur Jack (1993) <\/span><h2 class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.186%;top:5.128%;font-size:13.439cqw\">Le top des films de No\u00ebl <\/h2><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.585%;top:17.805%;font-size:1.497cqw\">Pour ceux qui veulent du kitsch gothique <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.961%;top:18.322%;font-size:1.905cqw\">Maman, j&#039;ai rat\u00e9 l&#039;avion ! (1990) <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.748%;top:19.024%;font-size:1.497cqw\">et qui ne savent pas s&#039;ils f\u00eatent encore <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.166%;top:19.737%;font-size:1.497cqw\">Le champion incontest\u00e9, n\u2019oubliez pas de <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.912%;top:20.692%;font-size:1.497cqw\">Halloween ou d\u00e9j\u00e0 No\u00ebl. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.33%;top:20.837%;font-size:1.497cqw\">vous compter avant de partir en vacances ! <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:37.224%;top:22.491%;font-size:1.905cqw\">Miracle sur la 34e rue (1994) <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.643%;top:23.738%;font-size:1.905cqw\">Le Grinch (2000) <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:37.43%;top:23.5%;font-size:1.497cqw\">Le remake avec la petite fille qui ne croit pas au <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.848%;top:24.342%;font-size:1.497cqw\">Jim Carrey dans un costume de fourrure verte. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:37.593%;top:24.843%;font-size:1.497cqw\">P\u00e8re No\u00ebl : \u00ab vous pleurez \u00e0 la fin, chaque <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.012%;top:25.296%;font-size:1.497cqw\">C&#039;est visuellement d\u00e9rangeant, mais c&#039;est le seul film <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:37.757%;top:26.649%;font-size:1.497cqw\">ann\u00e9e depuis 30 ans \u00bb. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.175%;top:26.619%;font-size:1.497cqw\">qui nous autorise \u00e0 \u00eatre grincheux en d\u00e9cembre. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:38.07%;top:28.158%;font-size:1.905cqw\">Le P\u00e8re No\u00ebl est une ordure (1982) <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.488%;top:29.569%;font-size:1.905cqw\">Love Actually (2003) <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:38.275%;top:29.487%;font-size:1.497cqw\">Le film qu&#039;on cite \u00e0 table d\u00e8s le 1er d\u00e9cembre. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.693%;top:30.18%;font-size:1.497cqw\">La rom-com ultime. Si vous ne pleurez pas devant <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:38.439%;top:30.749%;font-size:1.497cqw\">\u00ab C&#039;est cela, oui. \u00bb Si vous ne l&#039;avez pas vu, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.857%;top:31.305%;font-size:1.497cqw\">les pancartes \u00e0 la fin, votre c\u0153ur est probablement <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:38.602%;top:32.495%;font-size:1.497cqw\">on ne peut pas \u00eatre amis. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:11.02%;top:33.806%;font-size:1.497cqw\">un gla\u00e7on. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:38.915%;top:34.453%;font-size:1.905cqw\">La Course au jouet (1996) <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:11.333%;top:35.554%;font-size:1.905cqw\">The Holiday (2006) <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:39.12%;top:35.541%;font-size:1.497cqw\">Schwarzenegger en p\u00e8re d\u00e9sesp\u00e9r\u00e9 se bat <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:14.714%;top:36.117%;font-size:1.497cqw\">L&#039;\u00e9change de maison de luxe. On y va pour <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:39.284%;top:36.493%;font-size:1.497cqw\">litt\u00e9ralement pour la derni\u00e8re figurine Turbo-Man <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:16.716%;top:37.291%;font-size:1.497cqw\">les paysages enneig\u00e9s du Surrey et on <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:39.447%;top:37.614%;font-size:1.497cqw\">le 24 d\u00e9cembre. C&#039;est vous sur Amazon \u00e0 23h47 le <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:18.05%;top:38.958%;font-size:1.497cqw\">reste pour Jude Law. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:39.611%;top:38.836%;font-size:1.497cqw\">23 d\u00e9cembre, sauf que vous, votre ennemi c&#039;est <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:39.775%;top:39.991%;font-size:1.497cqw\">le message \u00ab rupture de stock \u00bb. Le film le plus <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:39.938%;top:41.032%;font-size:1.497cqw\">r\u00e9aliste jamais tourn\u00e9 sur la condition parentale en <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:40.102%;top:43.325%;font-size:1.497cqw\">p\u00e9riode de f\u00eates. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:85.686%;top:47.771%;font-size:2.352cqw\">Yippee - <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:86.977%;top:49.795%;font-size:2.352cqw\">Ki-yey <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:55.483%;top:50.635%;font-size:3.024cqw\">(Pi\u00e8ge de cristal) <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:49.653%;top:56.253%;font-size:1.68cqw\">C\u2019est LA question qui d\u00e9chire les familles chaque ann\u00e9e, juste apr\u00e8s le choix <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50.285%;top:57.684%;font-size:1.68cqw\">entre raclette et tartiflette. Pi\u00e8ge de cristal (Die Hard) est-il un film de No\u00ebl <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:57.879%;top:59.409%;font-size:1.68cqw\">ou un simple film d\u2019action qui passait par l\u00e0 ? <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:55.368%;top:61.755%;font-size:3.024cqw\">ANALYSE APPROFONDIE <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:75.583%;top:65.622%;font-size:2.352cqw\">L&#039;ARGUMENT <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:47.471%;top:65.707%;font-size:2.352cqw\">L&#039;ARGUMENT <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:73.64%;top:72.485%;font-size:1.503cqw\">Un film o\u00f9 l\u2019on d\u00e9gomme <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:75.66%;top:73.91%;font-size:1.503cqw\">des mercenaires dans <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:74.951%;top:75.335%;font-size:1.503cqw\">un gratte-ciel ne rentre <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:74.608%;top:76.761%;font-size:1.503cqw\">g\u00e9n\u00e9ralement pas dans <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:75.052%;top:78.186%;font-size:1.503cqw\">la cat\u00e9gorie \u00ab magie et <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:84.663%;top:79.611%;font-size:1.503cqw\">lutins \u00bb. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:65.321%;top:72.61%;font-size:4.417cqw\">VS <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:43.28%;top:71.286%;font-size:1.503cqw\">Le film se d\u00e9roule le <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:43.28%;top:72.711%;font-size:1.503cqw\">24 d\u00e9cembre, il y a des sapins <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:43.28%;top:74.137%;font-size:1.503cqw\">partout, de la neige (enfin, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:43.28%;top:75.562%;font-size:1.503cqw\">des d\u00e9bris de verre), et John <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:43.28%;top:76.988%;font-size:1.503cqw\">McClane \u00e9crit \u00ab Ho-Ho-Ho \u00bb <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:43.28%;top:78.413%;font-size:1.503cqw\">sur le sweat d\u2019un terroriste. Si <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:43.28%;top:79.838%;font-size:1.503cqw\">ce n\u2019est pas l\u2019esprit de No\u00ebl, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:43.28%;top:81.264%;font-size:1.503cqw\">qu\u2019est-ce que c\u2019est ? <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.948%;top:85.494%;font-size:3.024cqw\">VERDICT DE LA R\u00c9DAC <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.757%;top:88.381%;font-size:1.848cqw\">C\u2019est officiellement le meilleur film de No\u00ebl pour les gens qui n\u2019aiment <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:75.155%;top:85.992%;font-size:2.184cqw\">LA STATISTIQUE INUTILE <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:70.683%;top:87.898%;font-size:1.848cqw\">des gens qui regardent DIE HARD le <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:70.136%;top:89.562%;font-size:1.848cqw\">soir de No\u00ebl le font uniquement pour <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.845%;top:90.204%;font-size:1.848cqw\">pas les films de No\u00ebl. Bruce Willis en marcel ensanglant\u00e9 vaut bien <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:72.683%;top:91.225%;font-size:1.848cqw\">\u00e9viter de regarder Love Actually <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:73.302%;top:92.888%;font-size:1.848cqw\">pour la 15\u1d49 ann\u00e9e cons\u00e9cutive. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.933%;top:92.514%;font-size:1.848cqw\">tous les p\u00e8res No\u00ebl du monde. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:3.333%;top:96.703%;font-size:1.202cqw\">18 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.848%;top:96.925%;font-size:0.902cqw\">L\u00c2CHER PRISE <\/span><h3 class=\"tl\" style=\"left:3%;top:3%;font-size:4cqw\">Die hard est-il un film de no\u00ebl? <\/h3><\/div><\/article><\/div><\/div><div class=\"leaf\"><div class=\"leaf__face leaf__face--front\"><article class=\"page\" aria-label=\"Page 21\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"page__img\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azureva-vacances.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/liseuse\/269434\/assets\/page-21.webp\" alt=\"\u2014 AlloVacances \u2014 T\u00e9l\u00e9 7 Neige \u2014 Studio Vacances \u2014 Elle fait du ski \u2014 Cin\u00e9 &amp; Pension Compl\u00e8te ILS ARRIVENT CHEZ AZUREVA CET HIVER Quand toute\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1415\"><div class=\"page__text\"><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:75.956%;top:8.683%;font-size:1.594cqw\">\u2014 AlloVacances <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:11.888%;top:8.834%;font-size:1.594cqw\">\u2014 T\u00e9l\u00e9 7 Neige <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.691%;top:14.406%;font-size:1.594cqw\">\u2014 Studio Vacances <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:75.09%;top:14.406%;font-size:1.594cqw\">\u2014 Elle fait du ski <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.159%;top:20.231%;font-size:1.594cqw\">\u2014 Cin\u00e9 &amp; Pension Compl\u00e8te <\/span><h2 class=\"tl\" style=\"left:19.621%;top:86.301%;font-size:3.223cqw\">Azureva winter heroes <\/h2><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:5.384%;top:94.244%;font-size:1.594cqw\">LA DIRECTRICE - LE CUISINIER - L\u2019ANIMATEUR CLUB ENFANTS - L\u2019ANIMATEUR SOIR\u00c9E - LA R\u00c9CEPTIONNISTE - LA FEMME DE M\u00c9NAGE - LA BARMAID <\/span><\/div><\/article><\/div><div class=\"leaf__face leaf__face--back\"><article class=\"page\" aria-label=\"Page 22\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"page__img\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azureva-vacances.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/liseuse\/269434\/assets\/page-22.webp\" alt=\"LE CONSEIL DE LA R\u00c9DAC\u2019 Pour une performance optimale. Stayin\u2019 Glisse \u2022 Regardez un point fixe (m\u00eame imaginaire). \u2022 Ne justifiez jamais vos \" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1415\"><div class=\"page__text\"><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:73.486%;top:8.884%;font-size:1.848cqw\">LE CONSEIL DE <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:73.486%;top:10.072%;font-size:1.848cqw\">LA R\u00c9DAC\u2019 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:73.486%;top:13.465%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Pour une performance <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:73.486%;top:14.534%;font-size:1.344cqw\">optimale. <\/span><h2 class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.783%;top:5.999%;font-size:11.492cqw\">Stayin\u2019 Glisse <\/h2><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:73.486%;top:15.965%;font-size:1.176cqw\">\u2022 Regardez un point fixe (m\u00eame <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:74.196%;top:16.963%;font-size:1.176cqw\">imaginaire). <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:73.486%;top:18.297%;font-size:1.176cqw\">\u2022 Ne justifiez jamais vos <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:74.196%;top:19.295%;font-size:1.176cqw\">mouvements. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.417%;top:16.763%;font-size:1.512cqw\">Vous \u00eates en tenue de ski, une musique d\u00e9marre, sans pr\u00e9venir, vous devenez quelqu\u2019un d\u2019autre. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.417%;top:18.069%;font-size:1.512cqw\">Votre corps se souvient de choses que votre cerveau a oubli\u00e9es : les clips, les boums, les mouvements <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.417%;top:19.375%;font-size:1.512cqw\">approximatifs mais assum\u00e9s. Vous n\u2019\u00eates plus en vacances, vous \u00eates en pleine performance <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:73.486%;top:20.629%;font-size:1.176cqw\">\u2022 Si quelqu\u2019un vous regarde : <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:74.196%;top:21.758%;font-size:1.176cqw\">intensifiez <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:73.486%;top:22.713%;font-size:1.512cqw\">Le doute est votre ennemi, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:73.486%;top:23.842%;font-size:1.512cqw\">l\u2019exag\u00e9ration, votre alli\u00e9e ! <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:23.132%;top:25.158%;font-size:2.016cqw\">Le pr\u00e9chauffage <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:22.385%;top:28.825%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Comme un four qu&#039;on allume avant le gratin. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:22.889%;top:29.822%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Pliez les genoux, ancrez vos moonboots <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:23.394%;top:30.82%;font-size:1.176cqw\">dans le sol, et tapez vos cuisses en rythme <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:23.73%;top:31.818%;font-size:1.176cqw\">pour poser le tempo \u2014 un, deux, \u00e7a fond. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:24.066%;top:32.816%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Mouvement r\u00e9gulier, regard concentr\u00e9, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:62.492%;top:33.036%;font-size:2.016cqw\">La tornade des neiges <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:24.403%;top:33.813%;font-size:1.176cqw\">\u00e9nergie un peu excessive de quelqu&#039;un <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:24.571%;top:34.811%;font-size:1.176cqw\">qui veut montrer qu&#039;il g\u00e8re alors que le <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:24.571%;top:35.809%;font-size:1.176cqw\">plat n&#039;est m\u00eame pas sorti du four. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:24.571%;top:36.975%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Vous pensez installer le groove. En r\u00e9alit\u00e9, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:24.571%;top:37.972%;font-size:1.176cqw\">vous pr\u00e9chauffez. Personne ne sait encore <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:24.403%;top:38.97%;font-size:1.176cqw\">ce qui arrive. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:24.013%;top:40.041%;font-size:1.512cqw\">\u00ab La bu\u00e9e sur les vitres, les patates <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:23.678%;top:41.11%;font-size:1.512cqw\">sont chaudes. Toi aussi. \u00bb <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:23.561%;top:42.682%;font-size:2.016cqw\">\u00c7a devient flou, mais vous y croyez tr\u00e8s <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:22.888%;top:43.869%;font-size:1.344cqw\">fort. Le voisin de table moins. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:53.527%;top:36.709%;font-size:1.176cqw\">\u00c7a l\u00e2che. Un pied part sur le c\u00f4t\u00e9, les bras se <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:53.527%;top:37.707%;font-size:1.176cqw\">replient, les poings se serrent \u2014 et le haut <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:53.527%;top:38.705%;font-size:1.176cqw\">du corps s&#039;engage dans une rotation <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:53.527%;top:39.703%;font-size:1.176cqw\">trop ample, comme un chasse-neige <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:53.527%;top:40.7%;font-size:1.176cqw\">qui aurait perdu le contr\u00f4le. Les <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:53.527%;top:41.698%;font-size:1.176cqw\">\u00e9paules m\u00e8nent, les bras tournent <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:53.527%;top:42.696%;font-size:1.176cqw\">en moulin, le mouvement s&#039;emballe. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:53.527%;top:43.694%;font-size:1.176cqw\">C&#039;est l\u00e9g\u00e8rement d\u00e9synchronis\u00e9, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:53.527%;top:44.691%;font-size:1.176cqw\">totalement assum\u00e9, et personne <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:53.527%;top:45.689%;font-size:1.176cqw\">ne peut plus vous arr\u00eater. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:24.631%;top:46.954%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Style <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.727%;top:46.955%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Difficult\u00e9 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:24.632%;top:48.261%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Cr\u00e9dibilit\u00e9 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.727%;top:48.261%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Instagrammable <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:53.527%;top:47.024%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Dehors il neige. Dedans, c&#039;est vous <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:53.527%;top:48.021%;font-size:1.176cqw\">la temp\u00eate. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:53.283%;top:49.086%;font-size:1.68cqw\">\u00ab Ne r\u00e9fl\u00e9chis pas. Tourne. \u00bb <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:53.527%;top:50.783%;font-size:2.016cqw\">\u00c7a devient flou, mais vous y croyez tr\u00e8s <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:53.527%;top:51.97%;font-size:1.344cqw\">fort. Le voisin de table moins. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:15.227%;top:55.364%;font-size:2.016cqw\">L\u2019invocation du flocon <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:53.309%;top:55.011%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Style <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:63.785%;top:55.011%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Difficult\u00e9 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:53.309%;top:56.318%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Cr\u00e9dibilit\u00e9 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:63.785%;top:56.318%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Instagrammable <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.287%;top:58.376%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Levez un genou, bloquez la pose. Main <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.287%;top:59.374%;font-size:1.176cqw\">plate au-dessus de la t\u00eate, l\u2019autre dans le <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.287%;top:60.372%;font-size:1.176cqw\">dos \u2014 vous invoquez les forces de l\u2019hiver <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.287%;top:61.37%;font-size:1.176cqw\">comme une pr\u00eatresse du t\u00e9l\u00e9si\u00e8ge. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.287%;top:62.367%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Le haut du corps est pr\u00e9cis, mystique, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.287%;top:63.365%;font-size:1.176cqw\">presque sacr\u00e9. Le bas cherche encore <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.287%;top:64.363%;font-size:1.176cqw\">son \u00e9quilibre sur le parquet glissant de <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.287%;top:65.361%;font-size:1.176cqw\">la salle de restaurant. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:66.664%;top:65.873%;font-size:2.016cqw\">La disco des neiges <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.287%;top:66.695%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Vous appelez la neige. Elle ne viendra <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.287%;top:67.693%;font-size:1.176cqw\">peut-\u00eatre pas, mais le geste est <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.287%;top:68.691%;font-size:1.176cqw\">magnifique. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.067%;top:69.761%;font-size:1.512cqw\">\u00ab Tourne sur toi, tends la <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.067%;top:70.83%;font-size:1.512cqw\">fourchette \u2014 et prie pour que \u00e7a <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.067%;top:71.899%;font-size:1.512cqw\">tienne. \u00bb <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.287%;top:73.471%;font-size:2.016cqw\">Tr\u00e8s esth\u00e9tique\u2026 \u00e0 condition de <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.286%;top:74.658%;font-size:1.344cqw\">ne pas trop regarder en bas. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.287%;top:76.889%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Style <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:19.763%;top:76.889%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Difficult\u00e9 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:59.651%;top:69.672%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Et l\u00e0, tout s\u2019aligne. \u00c7a fond, \u00e7a l\u00e2che. Le <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:59.651%;top:70.67%;font-size:1.176cqw\">genou se l\u00e8ve, le doigt part vers le ciel <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:59.651%;top:71.668%;font-size:1.176cqw\">comme si la boule \u00e0 facettes du village <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:59.651%;top:72.666%;font-size:1.176cqw\">vacances vous appelait personnellement. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:59.651%;top:73.663%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Le bassin suit avec un d\u00e9hanchement <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:59.651%;top:74.661%;font-size:1.176cqw\">ample et libre \u2014 la tartiflette est loin, la <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:59.651%;top:75.659%;font-size:1.176cqw\">piste est \u00e0 vous. Ce soir vous n\u2019imitez <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:59.651%;top:76.657%;font-size:1.176cqw\">pas Travolta. Vous \u00caTES Travolta. En <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:59.651%;top:77.654%;font-size:1.176cqw\">moonboots, sous la neige, avec du <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:59.651%;top:78.652%;font-size:1.176cqw\">reblochon dans le sang. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.287%;top:78.366%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Cr\u00e9dibilit\u00e9 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:19.763%;top:78.366%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Instagrammable <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:16.327%;top:84.531%;font-size:2.352cqw\">Ce que vous pensez VS la r\u00e9alit\u00e9 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:59.651%;top:79.987%;font-size:1.176cqw\">On arr\u00eate d\u2019\u00eatre des adultes. Ce soir on <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:59.651%;top:80.984%;font-size:1.176cqw\">s\u2019en fiche de TOUT. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:59.407%;top:82.049%;font-size:1.68cqw\">\u00ab L\u00e2chez les chevaux ! \u00bb <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:59.651%;top:83.746%;font-size:2.016cqw\">Vous \u00eates dans votre moment. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:59.65%;top:84.933%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Le chalet tremble. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:59.65%;top:86.061%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Personne ne vous <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:59.65%;top:87.189%;font-size:1.344cqw\">arr\u00eatera. Teuf teuf teuf-feuf. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:12.176%;top:87.28%;font-size:2.016cqw\">DANS VOTRE T\u00caTE <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.583%;top:89.036%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Vous \u00eates une star disco, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:37.322%;top:86.928%;font-size:2.016cqw\">DANS LA VRAIE VIE <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.097%;top:88.684%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Vous \u00eates d\u00e9cal\u00e9e de <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:33.03%;top:89.872%;font-size:1.344cqw\">la musique d\u00e8s la 2\u00e8me\u1d49 mesure <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.88%;top:90.224%;font-size:1.344cqw\">magn\u00e9tique, en pleine <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:58.853%;top:90.66%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Style <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:70.757%;top:90.66%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Difficult\u00e9 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:13.822%;top:91.412%;font-size:1.344cqw\">ma\u00eetrise. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:34.97%;top:91.06%;font-size:1.344cqw\">et on croirait que vous <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:34.374%;top:92.248%;font-size:1.344cqw\">pi\u00e9tinez des mouches. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:58.853%;top:92.137%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Cr\u00e9dibilit\u00e9 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:70.757%;top:92.137%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Instagrammable <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:3.333%;top:96.703%;font-size:1.202cqw\">20 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.848%;top:96.925%;font-size:0.902cqw\">L\u00c2CHER PRISE <\/span><\/div><\/article><\/div><\/div><div class=\"leaf\"><div class=\"leaf__face leaf__face--front\"><article class=\"page\" aria-label=\"Page 23\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"page__img\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azureva-vacances.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/liseuse\/269434\/assets\/page-23.webp\" alt=\"Ski-phonie familiale TRAJET FAMILIAL La playlist qu\u2019on n\u2019a pas choisie mais qu\u2019on connait par c\u0153ur 300 km 1 voiture 5 playlists et pas une m\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1415\"><div class=\"page__text\"><h2 class=\"tl\" style=\"left:23.251%;top:5.16%;font-size:7.859cqw\">Ski-phonie familiale <\/h2><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.078%;top:12.418%;font-size:1.848cqw\">TRAJET FAMILIAL <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:29.054%;top:12.87%;font-size:2.016cqw\">La playlist qu\u2019on n\u2019a pas choisie mais qu\u2019on connait par c\u0153ur <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.687%;top:14.524%;font-size:1.594cqw\">300 km <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.945%;top:15.762%;font-size:1.594cqw\">1 voiture <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.202%;top:16.637%;font-size:1.594cqw\">5 playlists et <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.462%;top:18.064%;font-size:1.594cqw\">pas une minute <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.719%;top:19.751%;font-size:1.594cqw\">de silence ! <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:80.631%;top:45.565%;font-size:1.512cqw\">NOTRE CONSEIL <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:79.061%;top:46.705%;font-size:1.512cqw\">POUR SURVIVRE \u00c0 LA <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:78.232%;top:47.918%;font-size:1.512cqw\">PLAYLIST DES ENFANTS <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:78.208%;top:49.926%;font-size:1.176cqw\">N\u00e9gociez <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:78.012%;top:50.914%;font-size:1.176cqw\">une chanson adulte <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:77.815%;top:51.902%;font-size:1.176cqw\">toutes les 5 chansons <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:77.619%;top:52.89%;font-size:1.176cqw\">enfants <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.522%;top:51.865%;font-size:2.52cqw\">LES KIDS AUX PLATINES <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.695%;top:55.34%;font-size:1.512cqw\">Lib\u00e9r\u00e9e, D\u00e9livr\u00e9e \u2013 La Reine des Neiges <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:42.341%;top:52.259%;font-size:2.52cqw\">LAST CHRISTMAS FM <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:42.446%;top:53.862%;font-size:2.52cqw\">(in\u00e9vitable) <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:41.832%;top:56.365%;font-size:1.512cqw\">Mariah Carey \u2013 All I Want For Christmas Is You <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.937%;top:56.575%;font-size:1.052cqw\">Vous connaissez toutes les paroles. M\u00eame les respirations. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.937%;top:57.573%;font-size:1.052cqw\">M\u00eame les intentions. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:43.249%;top:57.6%;font-size:1.052cqw\">\u00c0 la 6\u00e8me \u00e9coute, vous devenez Mariah Carey. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.997%;top:58.955%;font-size:1.512cqw\">Je voudrais un bonhomme de neige <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:41.832%;top:58.982%;font-size:1.512cqw\">Petit Papa No\u00ebl <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.239%;top:60.19%;font-size:1.052cqw\">On peut bien leur mettre 2 chansons, ils en ont fait 4 films. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:43.249%;top:60.218%;font-size:1.052cqw\">Vous chantez doucement\u2026 puis trop fort\u2026 puis avec <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:43.249%;top:61.216%;font-size:1.052cqw\">\u00e9motion\u2026 puis vous pleurez un peu. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.997%;top:61.572%;font-size:1.512cqw\">Baby Shark \u2013 Pinkfong <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:41.832%;top:62.597%;font-size:1.512cqw\">Vive le vent (version enfant) <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.239%;top:62.808%;font-size:1.052cqw\">Une \u00e9tude prouve que ce titre peut rester en t\u00eate jusqu\u2019\u00e0 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.239%;top:63.805%;font-size:1.052cqw\">72 heures apr\u00e8s la derni\u00e8re \u00e9coute. Nous confirmons. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:43.249%;top:63.833%;font-size:1.052cqw\">3 couplets. 12 refrains. Aucune \u00e9chappatoire. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.997%;top:65.187%;font-size:1.512cqw\">Une chanson Disney random (mais toujours la m\u00eame) <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:79.358%;top:63.616%;font-size:1.68cqw\">ENCART SP\u00c9CIAL <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:77.614%;top:65.042%;font-size:1.68cqw\">\u00ab LIB\u00c9R\u00c9E, D\u00c9LIVR\u00c9E \u00bb <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.239%;top:66.423%;font-size:1.052cqw\">Celle qu\u2019ils veulent. Toujours. Tous les jours et sans n\u00e9gociation <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.239%;top:67.421%;font-size:1.052cqw\">possible. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:76.351%;top:67.057%;font-size:1.434cqw\">Pourquoi cette chanson ne <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:76.802%;top:68.244%;font-size:1.434cqw\">sort jamais de votre t\u00eate ? <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.997%;top:68.802%;font-size:1.512cqw\">La chanson du dessin anim\u00e9 qu\u2019ils regardent en boucle <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:42.308%;top:67.972%;font-size:2.52cqw\">MAMAN FAIT LE SHOW <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:76.361%;top:70.251%;font-size:1.116cqw\">Selon une \u00e9tude que nous avons <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.239%;top:70.038%;font-size:1.052cqw\">Vous ne savez pas le titre mais vous la connaissez mieux que <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.239%;top:71.036%;font-size:1.052cqw\">votre propre pr\u00e9nom. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:77.162%;top:71.249%;font-size:1.116cqw\">men\u00e9e sur nous-m\u00eames, une <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:75.841%;top:72.247%;font-size:1.116cqw\">chanson devient ent\u00eatante d\u00e8s lors <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:43.782%;top:72.006%;font-size:1.434cqw\">Images \u2013 Les D\u00e9mons de Minuit <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:76.017%;top:73.244%;font-size:1.116cqw\">qu\u2019un enfant la demande \u00ab encore <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:44.218%;top:73.241%;font-size:0.998cqw\">Vous montez le son. Vous expliquez que c\u2019est \u201cun classique\u201d. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:44.218%;top:74.239%;font-size:0.998cqw\">Personne ne comprend, mais vous continuez. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:76.623%;top:74.242%;font-size:1.116cqw\">une fois \u00bb plus de 7 fois d\u2019affil\u00e9e. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:43.782%;top:75.621%;font-size:1.434cqw\">Les Spice Girls \u2013 Wannabe <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:78.5%;top:75.913%;font-size:1.116cqw\">R\u00e9sultat : votre cerveau <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:77.585%;top:76.911%;font-size:1.116cqw\">abandonne toute r\u00e9sistance <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:44.218%;top:76.856%;font-size:0.998cqw\">Parce que chaque maman a une \u00ab Baby Spice \u00bb qui sommeille <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:44.218%;top:77.854%;font-size:0.998cqw\">en elle. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.378%;top:75.99%;font-size:2.52cqw\">LE SON DU DARON <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:78.43%;top:77.909%;font-size:1.116cqw\">et adopte d\u00e9finitivement <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:77.356%;top:78.907%;font-size:1.116cqw\">\u00ab Lib\u00e9r\u00e9e, D\u00e9livr\u00e9e \u00bb comme <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:43.782%;top:79.236%;font-size:1.434cqw\">C\u00e9line Dion \u2013 J\u2019irai o\u00f9 tu iras <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.306%;top:78%;font-size:1.434cqw\">(il a pris le contr\u00f4le de l\u2019autoradio sans pr\u00e9venir) <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:79.906%;top:79.904%;font-size:1.116cqw\">pens\u00e9e principale. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.614%;top:80.91%;font-size:1.512cqw\">Queen \u2013 Bohemian Rhapsody <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:44.218%;top:80.471%;font-size:0.998cqw\">Vous \u00eates \u00e0 fond, seule. Vous essayez de faire les deux voix en <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:44.218%;top:81.469%;font-size:0.998cqw\">m\u00eame temps. Les enfants demandent si c\u2019est bient\u00f4t fini. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:77.359%;top:81.69%;font-size:1.176cqw\">INDICE DE SATURATION MUSICALE <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.098%;top:82.146%;font-size:1.052cqw\">Papa fait toutes les voix. Absolument toutes. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:43.782%;top:82.851%;font-size:1.434cqw\">Jean-Jacques Goldman \u2013 N\u2019importe quoi, mais fort <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.614%;top:83.527%;font-size:1.512cqw\">Indochine \u2013 L\u2019Aventurier <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:44.218%;top:84.087%;font-size:0.998cqw\">Vous imposez. C\u2019est votre voiture apr\u00e8s tout. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.101%;top:84.763%;font-size:1.052cqw\">Papa dit : \u00ab \u00e7a c\u2019est de la vraie musique \u00bb. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:43.782%;top:85.805%;font-size:1.434cqw\">Stromae - Papaoutai <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.614%;top:86.144%;font-size:1.512cqw\">Johnny Hallyday \u2013 Allumer le feu <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.856%;top:87.38%;font-size:1.052cqw\">Chant\u00e9e beaucoup trop fort, fen\u00eatres ouvertes, m\u00eame \u00e0 -3\u00b0C. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:75.806%;top:83.514%;font-size:1.275cqw\">- 1 \u00c9COUTE : \u00ab oh c\u2019est mignon \u00bb <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:75.806%;top:84.822%;font-size:1.275cqw\">- 3 \u00c9COUTES : \u00ab \u00e7a passe \u00bb <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:75.806%;top:86.131%;font-size:1.275cqw\">- 7 \u00c9COUTES : \u00ab je connais les paroles \u00bb <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:75.806%;top:87.439%;font-size:1.275cqw\">- 12 \u00c9COUTES : vous \u00caTES la chanson ! <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:44.218%;top:87.041%;font-size:0.998cqw\">Vous la mettez \u00e0 chaque trajet. Les enfants connaissent la <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:44.218%;top:88.038%;font-size:0.998cqw\">chor\u00e9graphie du clip par c\u0153ur. Papa demande \u00ab on peut mettre <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:44.218%;top:89.036%;font-size:0.998cqw\">autre chose ? \u00bb. Non, papa on ne peut pas. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.614%;top:88.762%;font-size:1.512cqw\">Michel Sardou - Lac du Connemara <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.101%;top:89.998%;font-size:1.052cqw\">Papa ne conna\u00eet que le refrain mais le chante comme s\u2019il avait <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.101%;top:90.995%;font-size:1.052cqw\">personnellement travers\u00e9 l\u2019Irlande \u00e0 cheval. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:43.782%;top:90.754%;font-size:1.434cqw\">Britney Spears - Oops! I did it again <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.614%;top:92.377%;font-size:1.512cqw\">James Blunt \u2013 You\u2019re beautiful (chanson plaisir coupable) <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:44.218%;top:91.99%;font-size:0.998cqw\">Vous connaissez la chor\u00e9graphie par c\u0153ur. Ceinture de s\u00e9curit\u00e9 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:44.218%;top:92.988%;font-size:0.998cqw\">ou pas, les \u00e9paules bougent. Les enfants d\u00e9couvrent que <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:44.218%;top:93.986%;font-size:0.998cqw\">maman a eu une vie avant eux. C\u2019est un choc. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.347%;top:93.613%;font-size:1.052cqw\">Trop d\u2019\u00e9motion, papa fixe la route avec intensit\u00e9 comme s\u2019il <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.347%;top:94.61%;font-size:1.052cqw\">tournait dans un clip. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:95.088%;top:96.726%;font-size:1.202cqw\">21 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:87.267%;top:96.949%;font-size:0.902cqw\">L\u00c2CHER PRISE <\/span><\/div><\/article><\/div><div class=\"leaf__face leaf__face--back\"><article class=\"page\" aria-label=\"Page 24\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"page__img\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azureva-vacances.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/liseuse\/269434\/assets\/page-24.webp\" alt=\"LES Shopping Vraiment ? NDISPENSABLES GADGETS TOTALEMENT INUTILES MAIS 100 % INDISPENSABLES 10 Chaque hiver, l\u2019industrie du gadget de montag\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1415\"><div class=\"page__text\"><h2 class=\"tl\" style=\"left:12.854%;top:5.811%;font-size:4.364cqw\">Les indispensables vraiment ? <\/h2><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:5.352%;top:10.139%;font-size:2.352cqw\">Shopping <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:23.532%;top:18.304%;font-size:2.016cqw\">GADGETS TOTALEMENT INUTILES <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:23.532%;top:19.73%;font-size:2.016cqw\">MAIS 100 % INDISPENSABLES <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:14.036%;top:14.11%;font-size:9.007cqw\">10 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:12.051%;top:22.649%;font-size:1.512cqw\">Chaque hiver, l\u2019industrie du gadget de montagne nous gratifie de trouvailles <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:14.697%;top:23.837%;font-size:1.512cqw\">qui oscillent entre le g\u00e9nie incompris et l\u2019absurdit\u00e9 pure. Notre r\u00e9daction a <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:14.697%;top:25.024%;font-size:1.512cqw\">s\u00e9lectionn\u00e9 les 10 objets que vous n\u2019avez absolument pas besoin d\u2019acheter mais <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:14.697%;top:26.212%;font-size:1.512cqw\">que vous ach\u00e8terez quand m\u00eame. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:5.595%;top:-2.428%;font-size:30.08cqw\">I <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:19.078%;top:29.504%;font-size:1.68cqw\">5 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:68.694%;top:25.994%;font-size:1.512cqw\">1. Porte-cl\u00e9s \u00ab Pull Moche \u00bb Miniature <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:70.205%;top:27.595%;font-size:1.26cqw\">\u2014 8,99 \u20ac <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:68.693%;top:28.664%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Micro-pull en tricot acrylique avec un <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:68.693%;top:29.733%;font-size:1.26cqw\">renne qui louche et des mini-pompons <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:68.693%;top:30.802%;font-size:1.26cqw\">qui grattent. Inutile pour ouvrir une <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:42.178%;top:30.227%;font-size:1.68cqw\">6 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:77.428%;top:31.871%;font-size:1.26cqw\">porte, indispensable pour <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:78.772%;top:32.94%;font-size:1.26cqw\">retrouver ses cl\u00e9s au fond <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:80.284%;top:34.009%;font-size:1.26cqw\">d\u2019un sac de 40 litres. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:89.914%;top:38.157%;font-size:1.68cqw\">1 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:92.67%;top:37.879%;font-size:1.008cqw\">Photo non-contractuelle <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:48.781%;top:45.86%;font-size:1.68cqw\">7 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:64.147%;top:46.717%;font-size:2.117cqw\">faux CONCOURS <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:79.581%;top:48.792%;font-size:1.428cqw\">Gagnez le Porte-cl\u00e9s <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:78.688%;top:50.004%;font-size:1.428cqw\">Pull Moche Miniature ! <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:21.304%;top:49.317%;font-size:1.68cqw\">8 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:53.033%;top:50.578%;font-size:1.68cqw\">4 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:39.54%;top:55.665%;font-size:1.68cqw\">2 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:66.19%;top:51.633%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Ne nous envoyez pas la photo de votre plus <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:66.19%;top:52.82%;font-size:1.26cqw\">beau pull moche sur Instagram avec le hashtag <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:66.19%;top:54.008%;font-size:1.26cqw\">#LacherPrisePullMoche. Les 10 pulls les plus <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:66.19%;top:55.195%;font-size:1.26cqw\">spectaculairement moches ne remporteront <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:66.19%;top:56.383%;font-size:1.26cqw\">pas le Porte-Cl\u00e9s Pull Moche Miniature. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:66.19%;top:57.57%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Bonus : si votre pull clignote ET chante (So 2027), <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:66.19%;top:58.758%;font-size:1.26cqw\">vous \u00eates s\u00fbrs de ne pas gagner. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.898%;top:61.314%;font-size:1.512cqw\">2. Bonnet Hipster \u00e0 Barbe Int\u00e9gr\u00e9e <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.41%;top:62.915%;font-size:1.26cqw\">\u2014 29,99 \u20ac <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.898%;top:63.984%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Bonnet en laine avec barbe tricot\u00e9e amovible. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.898%;top:65.053%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Garde vos narines au chaud, vous donne un <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.898%;top:66.122%;font-size:1.26cqw\">look b\u00fbcheron canadien sans attendre 3 ans de <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.898%;top:67.191%;font-size:1.26cqw\">pousse. Id\u00e9al pour manger une gaufre sur les <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.898%;top:68.26%;font-size:1.26cqw\">pistes sans qu\u2019on vous reconnaisse. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:74.965%;top:64.116%;font-size:3.306cqw\">Astuce <\/span><h3 class=\"tl\" style=\"left:70.28%;top:66.262%;font-size:3.506cqw\">Astuce bonne mine <\/h3><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:68.694%;top:69.34%;font-size:1.512cqw\">Le stick \u00e0 l\u00e8vres go\u00fbt <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:68.694%;top:70.528%;font-size:1.512cqw\">\u00ab Reblochon des Alpages \u00bb \u2014 6,99 \u20ac <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.388%;top:64.833%;font-size:1.512cqw\">7. Drone \u00ab Porte-Chocolat Chaud \u00bb <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:37.9%;top:66.434%;font-size:1.26cqw\">\u2014 149,00 \u20ac <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.388%;top:67.503%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Mini-drone qui vous suit \u00e0 la trace sur les <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.388%;top:68.572%;font-size:1.26cqw\">pistes pour livrer votre boisson chaude sans <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.388%;top:69.641%;font-size:1.26cqw\">d\u00e9chausser. Autonomie : 4 minutes (juste le <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.388%;top:70.71%;font-size:1.26cqw\">temps de viser la bouche). Existe en version <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.388%;top:71.779%;font-size:1.26cqw\">g\u00e9n\u00e9pi pour les connaisseurs. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.898%;top:69.59%;font-size:1.512cqw\">3. L\u2019Appareil \u00e0 Multi-Boules de Neige <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.409%;top:71.19%;font-size:1.26cqw\">\u2014 14,99 \u20ac <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.897%;top:72.259%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Fabrique 6 boules parfaites en une seule <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.897%;top:73.328%;font-size:1.26cqw\">pression. Rondes, denses, a\u00e9rodynamiques. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.897%;top:74.397%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Vous passez de l\u2019artisan au mode industriel. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.897%;top:75.466%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Vos enfants n\u2019ont aucune chance. Et c\u2019est <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.897%;top:76.535%;font-size:1.26cqw\">exactement le but. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:68.694%;top:72.965%;font-size:1.146cqw\">Hydrate, prot\u00e8ge, et ouvre l\u2019app\u00e9tit d\u00e8s <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:68.694%;top:73.916%;font-size:1.146cqw\">9 h. Pour rester dans l\u2019ambiance tartiflette <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:68.694%;top:74.866%;font-size:1.146cqw\">du r\u00e9veil au coucher. Existe aussi en <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:68.694%;top:75.816%;font-size:1.146cqw\">\u00ab G\u00e9n\u00e9pi des Alpages \u00bb <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:68.694%;top:76.766%;font-size:1.146cqw\">et \u00ab Lardon Fum\u00e9 \u00bb. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.388%;top:73.109%;font-size:1.512cqw\">8. Raquettes \u00ab Pieds de Y\u00e9ti \u00bb \u2014 45,00 \u20ac <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.387%;top:74.71%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Raquettes qui laissent des empreintes de <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.387%;top:75.779%;font-size:1.26cqw\">cr\u00e9ature l\u00e9gendaire g\u00e9ante. Pour cr\u00e9er une <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.387%;top:76.805%;font-size:1.344cqw\">panique joyeuse dans votre village vacances <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:43.075%;top:78.172%;font-size:1.26cqw\">. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.898%;top:77.865%;font-size:1.512cqw\">4. B\u00e2ton de Ski Gourde \u2014 49,99 \u20ac <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.898%;top:79.466%;font-size:1.26cqw\">B\u00e2ton creux, 50 cl, boisson au choix. Vous <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.898%;top:80.535%;font-size:1.26cqw\">buvez discr\u00e8tement en ayant l\u2019air de v\u00e9rifier <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.898%;top:81.604%;font-size:1.26cqw\">votre \u00e9quipement. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.388%;top:79.501%;font-size:1.512cqw\">9. Sifflet \u00e0 Marmotte de Secours \u2014 5,00 \u20ac <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.388%;top:81.102%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Imite parfaitement le cri de la marmotte. Utile <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.388%;top:82.171%;font-size:1.26cqw\">pour pr\u00e9venir les secours, ou juste pour rendre <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.388%;top:83.24%;font-size:1.26cqw\">fous les randonneurs en raquettes qui pensent <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.388%;top:84.309%;font-size:1.26cqw\">rep\u00e9rer la faune locale en plein janvier. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.898%;top:82.933%;font-size:1.512cqw\">5. Porte-Forfait Lumineux \u2014 19,99 \u20ac <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.898%;top:84.534%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Fini le Syndrome du Forfait Fant\u00f4me. LED <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.898%;top:85.603%;font-size:1.26cqw\">clignotante, zip de 80 cm. Un sapin qui passe <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.898%;top:86.672%;font-size:1.26cqw\">les portiques du premier coup. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.388%;top:85.638%;font-size:1.512cqw\">10. Projecteur Logo sur Ski \u2014 59,99 \u20ac <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.388%;top:87.239%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Comme les berlines allemandes qui projettent <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.388%;top:88.308%;font-size:1.26cqw\">leur logo au sol en ouvrant la porte, sauf <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.388%;top:89.377%;font-size:1.26cqw\">que c\u2019est sur vos skis. \u00c0 chaque arr\u00eat, votre <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.388%;top:90.446%;font-size:1.26cqw\">embl\u00e8me personnel s\u2019illumine sur la neige. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.388%;top:91.515%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Fa\u00e7on Bat-Signal, mais pour annoncer que <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.388%;top:92.584%;font-size:1.26cqw\">vous \u00eates arriv\u00e9(e) au bar d\u2019altitude. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.898%;top:88.001%;font-size:1.512cqw\">6. Masque de Ski Bluetooth Karaok\u00e9 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.41%;top:89.602%;font-size:1.26cqw\">\u2014 89,99 \u20ac <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.898%;top:90.671%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Enceinte + micro int\u00e9gr\u00e9s. \u00ab Let it Go \u00bb \u00e0 plein <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.898%;top:91.74%;font-size:1.26cqw\">volume sur une bleue. Les enfants meurent <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.898%;top:92.809%;font-size:1.26cqw\">de honte. La piste est \u00e0 vous. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:81.16%;top:95.755%;font-size:1.092cqw\">Photos non contractuelles <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:3.333%;top:96.703%;font-size:1.202cqw\">22 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.848%;top:96.925%;font-size:0.902cqw\">L\u00c2CHER PRISE <\/span><\/div><\/article><\/div><\/div><div class=\"leaf\"><div class=\"leaf__face leaf__face--front\"><article class=\"page\" aria-label=\"Page 25\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"page__img\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azureva-vacances.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/liseuse\/269434\/assets\/page-25.webp\" alt=\"souvenirs ET \u00c7A, ON LE RAM\u00c8NE CHOSES \u00c0 RAMENER (OU PAS) DE VOS VACANCES D\u2019HIVER ? 10 Le magnet sur le frigo, c\u2019est termin\u00e9. Le porte-cl\u00e9s \u00ab \" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1415\"><div class=\"page__text\"><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:87.867%;top:9.356%;font-size:2.352cqw\">souvenirs <\/span><h3 class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.41%;top:6.142%;font-size:8.685cqw\">Et \u00e7a, on le ram\u00e8ne ? <\/h3><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:14.429%;top:24.815%;font-size:2.016cqw\">CHOSES \u00c0 RAMENER (OU PAS) DE <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:14.429%;top:26.24%;font-size:2.016cqw\">VOS VACANCES D\u2019HIVER <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:54.471%;top:12.761%;font-size:19.301cqw\">? <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.291%;top:22.319%;font-size:7.206cqw\">10 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.767%;top:28.766%;font-size:1.512cqw\">Le magnet sur le frigo, c\u2019est termin\u00e9. Le porte-cl\u00e9s \u00ab J\u2019aime La Poudreuse \u00bb, c\u2019est has been. En <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.767%;top:29.954%;font-size:1.512cqw\">2027, les souvenirs de vacances se veulent audacieux, absurdes, et logistiquement complexes. <\/span><h3 class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.54%;top:33.034%;font-size:5.245cqw\">Notre s\u00e9lection <\/h3><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.54%;top:41.914%;font-size:1.512cqw\">1. Un sac de neige <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.54%;top:43.515%;font-size:1.26cqw\">L\u2019id\u00e9e est de ramener de la vraie neige de station pour \u00e9pater vos <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.54%;top:44.584%;font-size:1.26cqw\">coll\u00e8gues. La r\u00e9alit\u00e9 : \u00e0 l\u2019arriv\u00e9e, vous avez un sac d\u2019eau ti\u00e8de, mais <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.54%;top:45.653%;font-size:1.26cqw\">c\u2019est de l\u2019eau de montagne premium. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.54%;top:46.982%;font-size:1.512cqw\">2. Un pl\u00e2tre <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.54%;top:48.583%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Le souvenir le plus authentique de la montagne. Il vient avec une <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.54%;top:49.652%;font-size:1.26cqw\">histoire h\u00e9ro\u00efque (\u00ab je faisais une rouge \u00bb) et une r\u00e9alit\u00e9 plus modeste <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.54%;top:50.721%;font-size:1.26cqw\">(\u00ab j\u2019ai gliss\u00e9 sur le parking \u00bb). <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.54%;top:52.051%;font-size:1.512cqw\">3. Du fromage fondu dans un Tupperware <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.54%;top:53.651%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Vous n\u2019avez pas fini la raclette. Vous ne pouvez pas jeter du fromage. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.54%;top:54.72%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Il se solidifie dans la voiture en un bloc compact qui servira de <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.54%;top:55.789%;font-size:1.26cqw\">cale-porte pendant 3 mois. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.54%;top:57.119%;font-size:1.512cqw\">4. Des skis de location <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.54%;top:58.72%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Parfois, on oublie de les rendre. Parfois, \u00ab on oublie \u00bb de les rendre. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.54%;top:59.789%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Vous voil\u00e0 propri\u00e9taire d\u2019une paire de 2019 aux carres \u00e9mouss\u00e9es. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.54%;top:60.858%;font-size:1.26cqw\">F\u00e9licitations. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.54%;top:62.187%;font-size:1.512cqw\">5. Une pomme de pin g\u00e9ante <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.54%;top:63.788%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Ramass\u00e9e par votre enfant qui jure qu\u2019il en fera \u00ab un truc \u00bb. Elle restera <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.54%;top:64.857%;font-size:1.26cqw\">sur l\u2019\u00e9tag\u00e8re 8 mois avant d\u2019\u00eatre discr\u00e8tement mise \u00e0 la poubelle un <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.54%;top:65.926%;font-size:1.26cqw\">mercredi soir. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.54%;top:67.255%;font-size:1.512cqw\">6. Un bonnet orphelin <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.54%;top:68.856%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Trouv\u00e9 sur un banc ou une table et jamais rendu \u00e0 l\u2019accueil. Il ne va <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.54%;top:69.925%;font-size:1.26cqw\">avec aucune de vos tenues, mais il porte l\u2019odeur du grand air. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.739%;top:70.767%;font-size:4.631cqw\">, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.54%;top:71.255%;font-size:1.512cqw\">7. Le forfait p\u00e9rim\u00e9 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.539%;top:72.855%;font-size:1.26cqw\">On ne sait pas pourquoi on le garde, mais il finit par <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.539%;top:73.925%;font-size:1.26cqw\">s\u2019accumuler dans le vide-poche de la voiture avec ceux <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.539%;top:74.994%;font-size:1.26cqw\">des trois derni\u00e8res ann\u00e9es. <\/span><h3 class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.139%;top:73.224%;font-size:4.637cqw\">Les souvenirs que vous n&#039;avez pas choisis <\/h3><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.311%;top:76.559%;font-size:1.848cqw\">LES SOUVENIRS <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.311%;top:78.127%;font-size:1.848cqw\">QUE VOUS N\u2019AVEZ PAS CHOISIS <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:3.254%;top:76.808%;font-size:4.631cqw\">, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.54%;top:76.323%;font-size:1.512cqw\">8. Un moniteur de ski <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.54%;top:77.924%;font-size:1.26cqw\">C\u2019est une blague. On ne ram\u00e8ne pas un moniteur de <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.54%;top:78.993%;font-size:1.26cqw\">ski. Quoique. Selon nos sources, 12 % des romances de <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.54%;top:80.062%;font-size:1.26cqw\">vacances naissent sur les pistes. Nous n\u2019avons aucune <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.54%;top:81.131%;font-size:1.26cqw\">source mais on y croit. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.536%;top:79.562%;font-size:1.512cqw\">Certains souvenirs ne se ram\u00e8nent pas dans une valise. Ils <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.536%;top:80.75%;font-size:1.512cqw\">se ram\u00e8nent sur vous. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.547%;top:82.685%;font-size:1.848cqw\">UNE BURN LINE G\u00c9OM\u00c9TRIQUE <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.54%;top:82.46%;font-size:1.512cqw\">9. Une photo de groupe floue <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.54%;top:84.061%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Prise au sommet des pistes, tout le monde a les yeux ferm\u00e9s sauf <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:55.06%;top:85.13%;font-size:1.26cqw\">l\u2019enfant qui fait une grimace. Personne ne la supprimera jamais. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.674%;top:84.129%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Gratuite, involontaire, visible 2 \u00e0 3 semaines. Provoque la fiert\u00e9 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.674%;top:85.198%;font-size:1.26cqw\">secr\u00e8te de dire : \u00ab Oui, j\u2019\u00e9tais \u00e0 la montagne. \u00bb <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:56.739%;top:86.199%;font-size:1.26cqw\">(Voir aussi notre rubrique \u00ab Comment rater ses photos de <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.547%;top:86.941%;font-size:1.848cqw\">DES COURBATURES <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:57.411%;top:87.268%;font-size:1.26cqw\">vacances d\u2019hiver \u00bb p. 6.) <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.674%;top:88.171%;font-size:1.26cqw\">4 heures de ski, 4 jours de souffrance. Rapport effort\/douleur <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.674%;top:89.24%;font-size:1.26cqw\">imbattable. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.547%;top:90.983%;font-size:1.848cqw\">UNE ADDICTION AU G\u00c9N\u00c9PI <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:57.915%;top:88.598%;font-size:1.512cqw\">10. Un magnet <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:58.083%;top:90.198%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Oui, celui qu\u2019on a dit qu\u2019on n\u2019ach\u00e8terait plus. Mais il \u00e9tait \u00e0 2 \u20ac <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:58.083%;top:91.267%;font-size:1.26cqw\">\u00e0 c\u00f4t\u00e9 de la caisse. Et le frigo avait encore une place. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.674%;top:92.214%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Vous n\u2019aimiez pas \u00e7a avant. Le troisi\u00e8me soir au village <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.674%;top:93.538%;font-size:1.26cqw\">vacances <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:22.176%;top:93.538%;font-size:1.26cqw\">, c\u2019\u00e9tait trop tard. Depuis, vous en mettez <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.675%;top:94.607%;font-size:1.26cqw\">dans votre chocolat chaud du dimanche. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:4.762%;top:96.771%;font-size:0.956cqw\">L\u2019abus d\u2019alcool est dangereux pour la sant\u00e9, \u00e0 consommer avec mod\u00e9ration <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:94.792%;top:96.726%;font-size:1.202cqw\">23 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:87.267%;top:96.949%;font-size:0.902cqw\">L\u00c2CHER PRISE <\/span><\/div><\/article><\/div><div class=\"leaf__face leaf__face--back\"><article class=\"page\" aria-label=\"Page 26\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"page__img\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azureva-vacances.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/liseuse\/269434\/assets\/page-26.webp\" alt=\"Les disciplines que SPORTS D\u2019HIVERs PERSONNE N\u2019A DEMAND\u00c9es Le ski, le snowboard, le ski de fond\u2026 tout cela est terriblement classique. Chez \" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1415\"><div class=\"page__text\"><h2 class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.22%;top:6.129%;font-size:13.98cqw\">Sports d&#039;ivers <\/h2><h3 class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.069%;top:20.397%;font-size:6.182cqw\">Les disciplines que personne n&#039;a demand\u00e9es <\/h3><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.398%;top:24.927%;font-size:1.512cqw\">Le ski, le snowboard, le ski de fond\u2026 tout cela est terriblement classique. Chez L\u00e2cher <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.398%;top:26.115%;font-size:1.512cqw\">Prise, nous explorons les disciplines d\u2019hiver que la F\u00e9d\u00e9ration Internationale refuse <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.398%;top:27.303%;font-size:1.512cqw\">encore de reconna\u00eetre. \u00c0 tort, \u00e9videmment. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.398%;top:30.029%;font-size:1.512cqw\">Le Luge-Cross en Pyjama <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.398%;top:31.109%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Descendez une piste de luge en pyjama- <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.398%;top:32.178%;font-size:1.26cqw\">pilou \u00e0 motif rennes. Le premier arriv\u00e9 en <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.398%;top:33.248%;font-size:1.26cqw\">bas sans avoir perdu ses chaussons gagne. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.398%;top:34.317%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Sport officieux de tous les villages vacances <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:81.874%;top:45.63%;font-size:1.176cqw\">T\u00e9moignage exclusif f <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:62.703%;top:46.851%;font-size:1.68cqw\">\u00ab On m&#039;a propos\u00e9 le Luge-Cross en pyjama. J&#039;ai dit non. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:34.013%;top:30.029%;font-size:1.512cqw\">Le Curling de Parking <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:34.013%;top:31.109%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Poussez votre valise \u00e0 roulettes sur le <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:34.013%;top:32.178%;font-size:1.26cqw\">parking verglac\u00e9. Le but : atteindre votre <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:34.013%;top:33.248%;font-size:1.26cqw\">voiture en ligne droite. Le r\u00e9sultat : vous <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:34.013%;top:34.317%;font-size:1.26cqw\">finissez trois places plus loin, couch\u00e9(e) sur <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:34.013%;top:35.386%;font-size:1.26cqw\">le capot d\u2019un SUV inconnu. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:34.013%;top:36.78%;font-size:1.512cqw\">Le Lancer de Boule de Neige Pr\u00e9cision <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:34.013%;top:37.86%;font-size:1.26cqw\">\u00c9chauffement sur cible fixe : poteau, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:34.013%;top:38.929%;font-size:1.26cqw\">panneau, bonnet de papa. Puis passage \u00e0 la <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:34.013%;top:39.998%;font-size:1.26cqw\">cible vivante \u2014 enfants et conjoints sont les <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:34.013%;top:41.067%;font-size:1.26cqw\">favoris, et les plus nobles attendent qu\u2019ils <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:34.013%;top:42.136%;font-size:1.26cqw\">soient de dos. Discipline olympique dans <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:34.013%;top:43.205%;font-size:1.26cqw\">nos c\u0153urs. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:34.013%;top:44.6%;font-size:1.512cqw\">Le Fondu-athlon <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:34.013%;top:45.68%;font-size:1.26cqw\">\u00c9preuve en 3 manches : trempez sans faire <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:34.013%;top:46.749%;font-size:1.26cqw\">tomber, puis avec la main gauche, puis les <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:34.013%;top:47.818%;font-size:1.26cqw\">yeux band\u00e9s. Chaque pain perdu = un gage <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:34.013%;top:48.887%;font-size:1.26cqw\">(chanter du Sardou en yodlant, porter le <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:34.013%;top:49.956%;font-size:1.26cqw\">pull moche 24 heures). Le perdant lave le <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:34.013%;top:51.025%;font-size:1.26cqw\">caquelon de la fondue. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:63.812%;top:48.039%;font-size:1.68cqw\">Le Sprint Derni\u00e8re Remont\u00e9e ? Trop cardio. Le Fondu- <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:63.812%;top:49.226%;font-size:1.68cqw\">athlon ? J&#039;ai dit oui avant m\u00eame qu&#039;on finisse la phrase. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:63.812%;top:50.414%;font-size:1.68cqw\">C&#039;est du sport, mais assis et avec du fromage. \u00bb <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:13.085%;top:35.64%;font-size:1.26cqw\">depuis 1951 (non v\u00e9rifi\u00e9). <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.398%;top:37.035%;font-size:1.512cqw\">Le Sprint de la Derni\u00e8re Remont\u00e9e <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.398%;top:38.115%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Il est 16 h 57. La derni\u00e8re remont\u00e9e <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.398%;top:39.184%;font-size:1.26cqw\">m\u00e9canique ferme \u00e0 17 h. Vous \u00eates en <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.398%;top:40.253%;font-size:1.26cqw\">bas. Vos chaussures p\u00e8sent 3 kg chacune. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.398%;top:41.322%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Vous courez. Vous glissez. Vous tombez. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.398%;top:42.391%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Vous vous relevez. Dur\u00e9e : 3,75 minutes. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.398%;top:43.46%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Sensation : une vie enti\u00e8re. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.398%;top:44.855%;font-size:1.512cqw\">Le Bobsleigh de Couloir <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.398%;top:45.935%;font-size:1.26cqw\">R\u00e9serv\u00e9 aux familles en r\u00e9sidence <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.398%;top:47.004%;font-size:1.26cqw\">vacances. Les enfants s\u2019\u00e9lancent en <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.398%;top:48.073%;font-size:1.26cqw\">chaussettes dans le couloir cir\u00e9, bras lev\u00e9s, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.398%;top:49.142%;font-size:1.26cqw\">en hurlant. Les parents chronom\u00e8trent en <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.398%;top:50.211%;font-size:1.26cqw\">faisant semblant de d\u00e9sapprouver. Record <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.398%;top:51.28%;font-size:1.26cqw\">actuel d\u00e9tenu \u00e0 la r\u00e9sidence des Menuires <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.398%;top:52.349%;font-size:1.26cqw\">(non homologu\u00e9). <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:70.415%;top:52.162%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Thierry, 48 ans, sportif du dimanche depuis 1998 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:14.935%;top:57.402%;font-size:1.335cqw\">LE REP\u00c9RAGE <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:15.852%;top:59.544%;font-size:1.528cqw\">1 <\/span><h2 class=\"tl\" style=\"left:35.327%;top:54.624%;font-size:6.257cqw\">Tuto du mois l&#039;ange des neiges presque parfait <\/h2><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:66.024%;font-size:1.512cqw\">L\u2019ange des neiges est le mouvement sportif le plus sous-estim\u00e9 de <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:67.212%;font-size:1.512cqw\">l\u2019histoire de l\u2019humanit\u00e9. C\u2019est du cardio, de la coordination et de l\u2019art. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:68.4%;font-size:1.512cqw\">Et personne ne vous prend au s\u00e9rieux quand vous le faites. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.899%;top:68.546%;font-size:1.528cqw\">2 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.249%;top:68.067%;font-size:1.335cqw\">LA CHUTE <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:26.877%;top:68.534%;font-size:1.681cqw\">3 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:29.656%;top:68.016%;font-size:1.469cqw\">LE MOUVEMENT <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:70.595%;font-size:1.68cqw\">\u00c9tape 1 \u2014 Le rep\u00e9rage <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:72.371%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Trouvez une surface de neige vierge, plane, et suffisamment \u00e9paisse <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:73.44%;font-size:1.26cqw\">(minimum 20 cm). \u00c9vitez les zones fr\u00e9quent\u00e9es par les chiens, les zones de <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:74.509%;font-size:1.26cqw\">damage, et les terrasses de restaurant. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:75.663%;font-size:1.68cqw\">\u00c9tape 2 \u2014 La chute contr\u00f4l\u00e9e <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:77.439%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Laissez-vous tomber en arri\u00e8re, bras \u00e9cart\u00e9s, comme dans un clip des <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:78.508%;font-size:1.26cqw\">ann\u00e9es 90. La confiance est essentielle. La neige vous accueille. Si elle ne <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:79.577%;font-size:1.26cqw\">vous accueille pas, c\u2019\u00e9tait de la glace. Recommencez ailleurs. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:80.731%;font-size:1.68cqw\">\u00c9tape 3 \u2014 Le mouvement <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:82.507%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Bras en haut, bras en bas. Jambes \u00e9cart\u00e9es, jambes resserr\u00e9es. R\u00e9p\u00e9tez <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:83.576%;font-size:1.26cqw\">avec gr\u00e2ce. Attention : ne battez pas trop vite, vous risquez de d\u00e9coller <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:84.645%;font-size:1.26cqw\">comme un h\u00e9licopt\u00e8re. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:33.365%;top:84.958%;font-size:1.681cqw\">5 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:13.209%;top:82.37%;font-size:1.335cqw\">L\u2019EXTRACTION <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:11.189%;top:82.846%;font-size:1.681cqw\">4 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:35.57%;top:83.795%;font-size:1.546cqw\">LA PHOTO <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:85.8%;font-size:1.68cqw\">\u00c9tape 4 \u2014 L\u2019extraction <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:87.576%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Le moment le plus critique. Se relever SANS d\u00e9truire l\u2019ange. Roulez sur <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:88.645%;font-size:1.26cqw\">le c\u00f4t\u00e9 avec la d\u00e9licatesse d\u2019un chirurgien. Poussez-vous sur les genoux. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:89.714%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Levez-vous. Contemplez votre \u0153uvre. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:90.868%;font-size:1.68cqw\">\u00c9tape 5 \u2014 La photo <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:92.644%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Prenez la photo AVANT que votre enfant court dessus pour le <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:93.713%;font-size:1.26cqw\">d\u00e9truire. Vous avez environ 4 secondes. Soyez rapide. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:3.333%;top:96.703%;font-size:1.202cqw\">24 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.848%;top:96.925%;font-size:0.902cqw\">L\u00c2CHER PRISE <\/span><\/div><\/article><\/div><\/div><div class=\"leaf\"><div class=\"leaf__face leaf__face--front\"><article class=\"page\" aria-label=\"Page 27\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"page__img\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azureva-vacances.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/liseuse\/269434\/assets\/page-27.webp\" alt=\"\u2744 \u2744 \u00ab J\u2019AI PEUR DU TIRE-FESSES \u00bb \u2014 Comment surmonter le traumatisme de la perche qui part trop vite ? NOS CONSEILS : - Acceptez votre peur :\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1415\"><div class=\"page__text\"><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:61.877%;top:6.67%;font-size:2.688cqw\">\u00ab J\u2019AI PEUR DU TIRE-FESSES \u00bb <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:61.877%;top:8.489%;font-size:1.512cqw\">\u2014 Comment surmonter le traumatisme de la <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:61.877%;top:9.677%;font-size:1.512cqw\">perche qui part trop vite ? <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:61.877%;top:12.281%;font-size:1.26cqw\">NOS CONSEILS : <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:61.877%;top:13.06%;font-size:1.344cqw\">- Acceptez votre peur : \u00ab La perche est plus forte <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:62.587%;top:14.529%;font-size:1.26cqw\">que moi, et c\u2019est AUKEY. \u00bb <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:61.877%;top:15.654%;font-size:1.344cqw\">- Respirez : \u00c7a va bien se passer. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:61.877%;top:17.178%;font-size:1.344cqw\">- Fl\u00e9chissez les genoux : Le conseil de TOUS les <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:62.661%;top:18.647%;font-size:1.26cqw\">moniteurs depuis la nuit des temps. Pourquoi <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:62.661%;top:19.716%;font-size:1.26cqw\">personne ne le fait ?! <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:61.877%;top:20.841%;font-size:1.344cqw\">- Si vous tombez, tombez avec panache : <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.537%;top:16.668%;font-size:2.016cqw\">LE YOGA <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.956%;top:15.09%;font-size:2.016cqw\">DES PISTES <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:62.661%;top:22.309%;font-size:1.26cqw\">\u00ab Ce n\u2019est pas une chute, c\u2019est un choix <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:62.661%;top:23.378%;font-size:1.26cqw\">artistique. \u00bb <\/span><h2 class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.951%;top:7.331%;font-size:11.423cqw\">Nama ski le yoga des pistes <\/h2><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:61.877%;top:24.503%;font-size:1.344cqw\">- En dernier recours : prenez le t\u00e9l\u00e9si\u00e8ge. C\u2019est <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:62.661%;top:25.972%;font-size:1.26cqw\">moins styl\u00e9, mais on ne vous arrache pas <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:62.661%;top:27.041%;font-size:1.26cqw\">l\u2019entrejambe. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:61.877%;top:29.177%;font-size:1.474cqw\">Si vous souffrez du Syndrome Post-Tire-Fesses <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:61.877%;top:30.394%;font-size:1.474cqw\">(SPTF), <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:73.603%;top:30.394%;font-size:1.474cqw\">propose des activit\u00e9s 100 % <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:61.877%;top:31.582%;font-size:1.474cqw\">sans perche. On ne juge jamais. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.373%;top:24.259%;font-size:1.68cqw\">TROUVEZ VOTRE CHASSE-NEIGE INT\u00c9RIEUR <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.373%;top:26.005%;font-size:1.512cqw\">Le yoga des pistes est n\u00e9 d\u2019un constat simple : apr\u00e8s une journ\u00e9e sur les pistes, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.373%;top:27.193%;font-size:1.512cqw\">votre corps ressemble \u00e0 un point d\u2019interrogation. Vos genoux pointent dans <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.373%;top:28.38%;font-size:1.512cqw\">des directions que la nature n\u2019avait pas pr\u00e9vues. Et votre moral oscille entre <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.373%;top:29.568%;font-size:1.512cqw\">l\u2019euphorie post-piste et la terreur du r\u00e9veil du lendemain. Nous avons donc <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.373%;top:30.756%;font-size:1.512cqw\">invent\u00e9 - pardon, \u00ab canalis\u00e9 \u00bb - cinq postures de yoga sp\u00e9cifiquement con\u00e7ues <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.373%;top:31.943%;font-size:1.512cqw\">pour le skieur. Valid\u00e9es par absolument aucun professionnel de sant\u00e9, ce qui est, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.373%;top:33.131%;font-size:1.512cqw\">en yoga, un gage d\u2019authenticit\u00e9 ancestrale. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:41.842%;font-size:1.26cqw\">2. T\u00e9l\u00e9cabinasana <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:42.911%;font-size:1.26cqw\">(La T\u00e9l\u00e9cabine Bloqu\u00e9e) <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:44.124%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Assis en tailleur, yeux ferm\u00e9s, bras <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:45.121%;font-size:1.176cqw\">crois\u00e9s. Imaginez que la t\u00e9l\u00e9cabine <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:46.119%;font-size:1.176cqw\">s\u2019arr\u00eate. Le vent souffle. La cabine <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:47.117%;font-size:1.176cqw\">oscille. Un enfant \u00e0 c\u00f4t\u00e9 mange un <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:48.115%;font-size:1.176cqw\">sandwich au thon. Acceptez. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50%;top:49.184%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Respirez. Tout est temporaire. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.278%;top:43.045%;font-size:1.26cqw\">1. Chasse-Neigasana <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.278%;top:44.114%;font-size:1.26cqw\">(Le Chasse-Neige Int\u00e9rieur) <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.278%;top:45.327%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Debout, pieds \u00e9cart\u00e9s, pointes rentr\u00e9es vers <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.278%;top:46.325%;font-size:1.176cqw\">l\u2019int\u00e9rieur, genoux fl\u00e9chis. Les bras tiennent des <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.278%;top:47.323%;font-size:1.176cqw\">b\u00e2tons imaginaires. Votre moniteur int\u00e9rieur est <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.278%;top:48.32%;font-size:1.176cqw\">fier. Maintenez 30 secondes ou jusqu\u2019\u00e0 ce que <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.278%;top:49.39%;font-size:1.176cqw\">vos quadriceps vous supplient. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:63.265%;top:58.486%;font-size:1.26cqw\">3. Glissasana <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:63.265%;top:59.555%;font-size:1.26cqw\">(La Plaque de Verglas <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:63.265%;top:60.624%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Impr\u00e9vue) <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:63.265%;top:61.837%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Debout sur une jambe, l\u2019autre <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:63.265%;top:62.834%;font-size:1.176cqw\">tendue derri\u00e8re vous. Oscillez de <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:63.265%;top:63.832%;font-size:1.176cqw\">gauche \u00e0 droite comme sur une <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:63.265%;top:64.83%;font-size:1.176cqw\">plaque de verglas. Maintenez le <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:63.265%;top:65.828%;font-size:1.176cqw\">calme int\u00e9rieur alors que tout votre <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:63.265%;top:66.897%;font-size:1.176cqw\">corps panique. C\u2019est exactement le ski. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.234%;top:80.104%;font-size:1.26cqw\">5. Caprissasana <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.234%;top:81.173%;font-size:1.26cqw\">(La posture de l\u2019Enfant qui Ne Veut Plus Skier) <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.234%;top:82.386%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Allong\u00e9 \u00e0 plat ventre, visage dans la neige, bras et jambes <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.234%;top:83.384%;font-size:1.176cqw\">en \u00e9toile. Poussez un soupir profond et dites : \u00ab J\u2019en <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.234%;top:84.381%;font-size:1.176cqw\">peux plus \u00bb. Les enfants la ma\u00eetrisent naturellement. Les <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.234%;top:85.379%;font-size:1.176cqw\">adultes ont besoin de s\u2019entra\u00eener pour retrouver cette <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.234%;top:86.448%;font-size:1.176cqw\">puret\u00e9 \u00e9motionnelle. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:70.095%;top:80.509%;font-size:1.26cqw\">4. Tirfesasana <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:70.095%;top:81.578%;font-size:1.26cqw\">(La Perche Fugueuse) <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:70.095%;top:82.791%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Un bras tendu vers l\u2019arri\u00e8re, le corps projet\u00e9 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:70.095%;top:83.789%;font-size:1.176cqw\">vers l\u2019avant, une jambe en l\u2019air. Travaillez <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:70.095%;top:84.787%;font-size:1.176cqw\">votre \u00e9tirement dorsal tout en essayant <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:70.095%;top:85.784%;font-size:1.176cqw\">de rattraper une perche de tire-fesses qui <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:70.095%;top:86.782%;font-size:1.176cqw\">vient de vous catapulter avec une violence <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:70.095%;top:87.78%;font-size:1.176cqw\">inou\u00efe. Respirez dans l\u2019humiliation. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:80.865%;top:91.967%;font-size:1.176cqw\">Le conseil du Yogiz <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:66.539%;top:92.844%;font-size:1.68cqw\">Si vous n\u2019arrivez pas \u00e0 tenir la posture 3, passez <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:69.956%;top:94.031%;font-size:1.68cqw\">directement \u00e0 la 5. C\u2019est plus authentique. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:94.814%;top:96.726%;font-size:1.202cqw\">25 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:87.267%;top:96.949%;font-size:0.902cqw\">L\u00c2CHER PRISE <\/span><\/div><\/article><\/div><div class=\"leaf__face leaf__face--back\"><article class=\"page\" aria-label=\"Page 28\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"page__img\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azureva-vacances.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/liseuse\/269434\/assets\/page-28.webp\" alt=\"L\u2019INTERVIEW exclusive et compl\u00e8tement givr\u00e9e Flocon de Neige-de-la-Motte (VIIe du nom) L\u00c2CHER PRISE \u2014 Bonjour Flocon. Merci de nous accorder\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1415\"><div class=\"page__text\"><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.147%;top:12.651%;font-size:3.47cqw\">L\u2019INTERVIEW exclusive <\/span><h3 class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.203%;top:13.934%;font-size:8.063cqw\">l&#039;interview exclusive et compl\u00e8tement givr\u00e9e <\/h3><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:68.494%;top:19.84%;font-size:1.285cqw\">Flocon de Neige-de-la-Motte <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:73.717%;top:21.326%;font-size:1.285cqw\">(VIIe du nom) <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:51.165%;top:27.315%;font-size:1.663cqw\">L\u00c2CHER PRISE \u2014 Bonjour Flocon. Merci de nous <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:51.165%;top:28.598%;font-size:1.663cqw\">accorder ces quelques millisecondes avant de dispara\u00eetre <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:51.165%;top:29.881%;font-size:1.663cqw\">sur le capot d\u2019un gros SUV immatricul\u00e9 75. Comment se <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:51.165%;top:31.164%;font-size:1.663cqw\">passe ce d\u00e9but de saison ? <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.294%;top:33.294%;font-size:1.285cqw\">FLOCON : \u00c9coutez, c\u2019est intense. On est sur un rythme de <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:51.165%;top:34.47%;font-size:1.285cqw\">chute libre permanent. Les gens pensent qu\u2019on tombe par hasard, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:51.165%;top:35.646%;font-size:1.285cqw\">mais c\u2019est une chor\u00e9graphie millim\u00e9tr\u00e9e. On travaille notre <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:51.165%;top:36.822%;font-size:1.285cqw\">structure hexagonale tout l\u2019\u00e9t\u00e9 dans les nuages pour \u00eatre pr\u00eats en <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:51.165%;top:37.997%;font-size:1.285cqw\">d\u00e9cembre. C\u2019est un job \u00e0 plein temps. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:51.165%;top:39.841%;font-size:1.663cqw\">L\u00c2CHER PRISE \u2014 On vous voit partout cet hiver, de <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:51.165%;top:41.124%;font-size:1.663cqw\">Piau-Engaly aux Menuires. Quel est votre secret pour <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:51.165%;top:42.407%;font-size:1.663cqw\">rester SO FRESH ? <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.154%;top:27.298%;font-size:2.016cqw\">C\u2019est le rendez-vous que <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.154%;top:29.079%;font-size:2.016cqw\">tout le monde attendait. Il <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.154%;top:30.861%;font-size:2.016cqw\">est blanc, il est froid, il est <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.154%;top:32.643%;font-size:2.016cqw\">\u00e9ph\u00e9m\u00e8re, et il a un ego <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.154%;top:34.424%;font-size:2.016cqw\">plus large que le domaine <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.154%;top:36.206%;font-size:2.016cqw\">des 3 Vall\u00e9es. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.154%;top:38.224%;font-size:2.016cqw\">Nous avons rencontr\u00e9 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.154%;top:40.006%;font-size:2.016cqw\">Flocon de Neige-de-la-Motte <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.154%;top:41.788%;font-size:2.016cqw\">(VIIe du nom) <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.155%;top:43.67%;font-size:2.016cqw\">entre deux canons \u00e0 neige <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.155%;top:45.451%;font-size:2.016cqw\">\u00e0 La Clusaz. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.294%;top:44.537%;font-size:1.285cqw\">FLOCON : L\u2019hydratation, \u00e9videmment. Et le vent du Nord. Je <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:51.165%;top:45.713%;font-size:1.285cqw\">fuis le Sirocco, c\u2019est tr\u00e8s mauvais pour le teint, \u00e7a donne un c\u00f4t\u00e9 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:51.165%;top:46.889%;font-size:1.285cqw\">\u00ab soupe \u00bb que je d\u00e9teste. Pour rester cristallin, je recommande <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:51.165%;top:48.065%;font-size:1.285cqw\">une exposition prolong\u00e9e \u00e0 -20\u00b0C. C\u2019est le Botox naturel de la <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:51.165%;top:49.241%;font-size:1.285cqw\">montagne. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:51.165%;top:51.085%;font-size:1.663cqw\">L\u00c2CHER PRISE \u2014 Une question plus intime : <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:51.165%;top:52.368%;font-size:1.663cqw\">votre quotidien, c\u2019est quand m\u00eame d\u2019\u00eatre foul\u00e9 par <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:51.165%;top:53.65%;font-size:1.663cqw\">les skieurs du matin au soir. On g\u00e8re \u00e7a comment, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:51.165%;top:54.933%;font-size:1.663cqw\">psychologiquement ? <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:5.697%;top:58.517%;font-size:2.137cqw\">L\u2019INFO <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:5.697%;top:58.35%;font-size:2.137cqw\">L\u2019INFO EN <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:13.016%;top:57.474%;font-size:3.134cqw\">EN + <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:5.086%;top:56.308%;font-size:2.137cqw\">LE SCOOP <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:5.322%;top:58.027%;font-size:2.137cqw\">GRAND FROID <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.294%;top:57.064%;font-size:1.285cqw\">FLOCON : Psychologiquement, c\u2019est un d\u00e9fi quotidien. On <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:51.165%;top:58.239%;font-size:1.285cqw\">encaisse les skieurs mal \u00e9quilibr\u00e9s et les surfeurs qui nous balayent <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:51.165%;top:59.415%;font-size:1.285cqw\">pour leurs vid\u00e9os TikTok. Le seul vrai bonheur de ce m\u00e9tier ? <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:51.165%;top:60.591%;font-size:1.285cqw\">Finir en bonhomme de neige mal proportionn\u00e9 dans un village <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:51.165%;top:61.767%;font-size:1.285cqw\">vacances. L\u00e0, on peut dire qu\u2019on a r\u00e9ussi sa carri\u00e8re. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:51.165%;top:63.611%;font-size:1.663cqw\">L\u00c2CHER PRISE \u2014 Une rumeur court dans le milieu <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:51.165%;top:64.894%;font-size:1.663cqw\">de la m\u00e9t\u00e9o : vous seriez de m\u00e8che avec les fabricants de <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:51.165%;top:66.177%;font-size:1.663cqw\">pneus hiver ? <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.294%;top:68.155%;font-size:1.285cqw\">FLOCON (rires cristallins) : Aucun commentaire. Disons <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:51.165%;top:69.331%;font-size:1.285cqw\">simplement que j\u2019aime voir les gens mettre des cha\u00eenes sur le bord <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:51.165%;top:70.507%;font-size:1.285cqw\">de la route pendant deux heures. C\u2019est mon c\u00f4t\u00e9 un peu dark. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:4.762%;top:63.696%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Flocon pr\u00e9pare actuellement <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:4.762%;top:64.884%;font-size:1.26cqw\">ses m\u00e9moires intitul\u00e9es <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:4.762%;top:65.788%;font-size:1.344cqw\">\u00ab CHUTE LIBRE \u2014 Ma vie de cristal <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:4.762%;top:66.975%;font-size:1.344cqw\">entre deux saisons \u00bb. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:4.762%;top:68.447%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Un t\u00e9moignage poignant, dr\u00f4le <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:4.762%;top:69.635%;font-size:1.26cqw\">et un brin givr\u00e9 aux \u00e9ditions <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:4.762%;top:70.822%;font-size:1.26cqw\">L\u00e2cher Prise <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:51.165%;top:72.351%;font-size:1.663cqw\">L\u00c2CHER PRISE \u2014 Un sujet d\u00e9licat, Flocon. On doit en <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:51.165%;top:73.634%;font-size:1.663cqw\">parler : la poudreuse. Vous n\u2019\u00eates pas sans savoir que le <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:51.165%;top:74.916%;font-size:1.663cqw\">terme est\u2026 disons, ambigu. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.294%;top:77.047%;font-size:1.285cqw\">FLOCON : \u00c9coutez, c\u2019est un combat de longue date. Il y a <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:51.165%;top:78.223%;font-size:1.285cqw\">poudreuse et poudreuse. On aimerait que les gens arr\u00eatent de tout <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:51.165%;top:79.398%;font-size:1.285cqw\">m\u00e9langer, \u00e7a nuit gravement \u00e0 notre r\u00e9putation. La poudreuse, la <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:51.165%;top:80.574%;font-size:1.285cqw\">vraie, c\u2019est nous : l\u00e9g\u00e8re, pure, naturelle, gratuite. L\u2019autre, je ne la <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:51.165%;top:81.75%;font-size:1.285cqw\">connais pas et je ne veux pas la conna\u00eetre. Nous, on rend les gens <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:51.165%;top:82.926%;font-size:1.285cqw\">heureux sans effets secondaires. Enfin\u2026 \u00e0 part les courbatures. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:51.165%;top:84.77%;font-size:1.663cqw\">L\u00c2CHER PRISE \u2014 Quel est votre message pour les <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:51.165%;top:86.053%;font-size:1.663cqw\">lecteurs qui nous lisent ? <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:52.294%;top:88.183%;font-size:1.285cqw\">FLOCON : Dites \u00e0 vos enfants d\u2019arr\u00eater d\u2019essayer de nous attraper <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:51.165%;top:89.359%;font-size:1.285cqw\">avec la langue, c\u2019est tr\u00e8s g\u00eanant pour notre intimit\u00e9 mol\u00e9culaire. Et <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:51.165%;top:90.535%;font-size:1.285cqw\">s\u2019il vous pla\u00eet, si vous me voyez sur votre pare-brise, ne mettez pas <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:51.165%;top:91.711%;font-size:1.285cqw\">le d\u00e9givrage tout de suite. Laissez-moi mourir avec dignit\u00e9. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:3.333%;top:96.703%;font-size:1.202cqw\">26 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.848%;top:96.925%;font-size:0.902cqw\">L\u00c2CHER PRISE <\/span><\/div><\/article><\/div><\/div><div class=\"leaf\"><div class=\"leaf__face leaf__face--front\"><article class=\"page\" aria-label=\"Page 29\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"page__img\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azureva-vacances.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/liseuse\/269434\/assets\/page-29.webp\" alt=\"Chat va pas s\u2019pacher comme chat ! Moi auchi, je pars en vacances !!! Azureva vous propose des vacances au poil avec votre chat et votre chie\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1415\"><div class=\"page__text\"><h2 class=\"tl\" style=\"left:20.388%;top:50.785%;font-size:8.063cqw\">Chat va pas s\u2019pacher comme chat ! <\/h2><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:40.032%;top:88.685%;font-size:2.352cqw\">Azureva vous propose des vacances au poil <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:40.032%;top:90.681%;font-size:2.352cqw\">avec votre chat et votre chien. <\/span><\/div><\/article><\/div><div class=\"leaf__face leaf__face--back\"><article class=\"page\" aria-label=\"Page 30\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"page__img\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azureva-vacances.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/liseuse\/269434\/assets\/page-30.webp\" alt=\"Ces destinations ne sont surtout pas pour vous ! Enfin\u2026 sauf si vous aimez les vacances qui se passent bien Parce qu\u2019on pr\u00e9f\u00e8re tout vous di\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1415\"><div class=\"page__text\"><h2 class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.271%;top:4.875%;font-size:3.93cqw\">Ces destinations ne sont surtout pas pour vous ! <\/h2><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:65.348%;top:12.425%;font-size:1.434cqw\">Enfin\u2026 sauf si <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:63.134%;top:13.339%;font-size:1.434cqw\">vous aimez les vacances <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:64.868%;top:14.782%;font-size:1.434cqw\">qui se passent bien <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.83%;top:10.744%;font-size:2.688cqw\">Parce qu\u2019on pr\u00e9f\u00e8re tout vous dire avant que vous r\u00e9serviez <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:11.137%;top:13.899%;font-size:2.688cqw\">vos prochaines vacances \u00e0 la montagne\u2026 <\/span><h3 class=\"tl\" style=\"left:14.022%;top:20.282%;font-size:5.737cqw\">Ne venez pas aux Karellis <\/h3><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:21.017%;top:24.083%;font-size:2.809cqw\">si vous N\u2019aimez PAS <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:26.041%;top:28.114%;font-size:1.512cqw\">Savoie \u2022 1.600 m \u2022 Village vacances <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:26.041%;top:29.683%;font-size:1.26cqw\">\u2022 Avoir votre forfait de remont\u00e9es m\u00e9caniques inclus dans le s\u00e9jour. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:26.455%;top:30.363%;font-size:1.512cqw\">C\u2019est tellement mieux de payer son forfait qui co\u00fbte le prix d\u2019un (voire <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:26.455%;top:31.432%;font-size:1.512cqw\">deux) bras ! <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:26.209%;top:33.395%;font-size:1.26cqw\">\u2022 Les stations-villages sans voiture o\u00f9 les enfants circulent en toute <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:26.97%;top:34.289%;font-size:1.512cqw\">tranquillit\u00e9. Insupportable, on fait comment pour jouer au bowling avec <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:26.662%;top:35.358%;font-size:1.512cqw\">son gros SUV ! <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:26.209%;top:36.932%;font-size:1.512cqw\">\u2022 Le buffet \u00e0 volont\u00e9. \u00e0 quoi cela sert quand on mange seulement <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:26.662%;top:38.001%;font-size:1.512cqw\">un radis et deux carottes ! <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:26.377%;top:39.575%;font-size:1.512cqw\">\u2022 Les 60 km de pistes de skis aux pieds de son logement. On perd l\u2019int\u00e9r\u00eat <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:26.83%;top:40.644%;font-size:1.512cqw\">de la chasse \u00e0 la derni\u00e8re place de parking dispo \u00e0 proximit\u00e9 des pistes ! <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.698%;top:34.242%;font-size:1.586cqw\">\u2022 Forfait inclus <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.911%;top:35.415%;font-size:1.586cqw\">\u2022 Skis aux pieds <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.124%;top:36.525%;font-size:1.586cqw\">\u2022 39 pistes, 60 km <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.338%;top:37.44%;font-size:1.586cqw\">\u2022 Gare SNCF Saint-Jean- <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.134%;top:38.606%;font-size:1.586cqw\">de-Maurienne (17 km) <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.735%;top:39.584%;font-size:1.586cqw\">\u2022 Ouvert de d\u00e9cembre \u00e0 avril <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.532%;top:41.078%;font-size:1.586cqw\">et de juillet \u00e0 ao\u00fbt <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:26.377%;top:42.218%;font-size:1.512cqw\">\u2022 Les chiens de tra\u00eeneau face aux sommets de Maurienne. On peut faire <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:26.83%;top:43.287%;font-size:1.512cqw\">pareil en promenant un \u00e9norme berger allemand en ville ! <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:13.25%;top:45.633%;font-size:1.646cqw\">Alerte ! <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:82.045%;top:43.504%;font-size:1.434cqw\">Forfait inclus + skis aux <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:81.556%;top:44.601%;font-size:1.434cqw\">pieds. On fr\u00f4le le scandale <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:26.545%;top:45.25%;font-size:1.26cqw\">\u2022 Le sauna, hammam et bain bouillonnant apr\u00e8s une journ\u00e9e <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:27.306%;top:45.93%;font-size:1.512cqw\">sur les pistes. C\u2019est dans la douleur que se mesure l\u2019effort. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:26.998%;top:46.999%;font-size:1.512cqw\">Pas besoin de se d\u00e9tendre apr\u00e8s avoir ski\u00e9 ! <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:13.355%;top:47.011%;font-size:1.434cqw\">Trop pratique <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:81.988%;top:45.85%;font-size:1.434cqw\">de simplicit\u00e9. La patience, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:83.084%;top:47.059%;font-size:1.434cqw\">c\u2019est surtout pour ceux <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:87.004%;top:48.733%;font-size:1.434cqw\">d\u2019en bas. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.716%;top:44.935%;font-size:4.938cqw\">! <\/span><h3 class=\"tl\" style=\"left:5.136%;top:49.423%;font-size:6.197cqw\">Ne venez pas \u00e0 Bussang <\/h3><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:11.445%;top:53.353%;font-size:2.809cqw\">si vous N\u2019aimez PAS <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:4.098%;top:57.857%;font-size:1.474cqw\">Vosges \u2022 822 m <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:4.511%;top:58.527%;font-size:1.512cqw\">Village et R\u00e9sidence vacances <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:4.333%;top:60.608%;font-size:1.26cqw\">\u2022 Avoir les pistes \u00e0 300 m. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:4.779%;top:60.558%;font-size:1.512cqw\">\u00c7a se m\u00e9rite le droit de skier. L\u00e0, c\u2019est trop facile ! <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:42.294%;top:58.467%;font-size:1.586cqw\">\u2022 \u00c0 300 m des remont\u00e9es <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:42.195%;top:59.701%;font-size:1.586cqw\">\u2022 8 pistes, 31 km <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:42.096%;top:60.936%;font-size:1.586cqw\">\u2022 Gare SNCF Remiremont \u00e0 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:42.626%;top:62.029%;font-size:1.586cqw\">32 km + bus SNCF <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:41.911%;top:63.239%;font-size:1.586cqw\">\u2022 Ouvert de d\u00e9cembre \u00e0 octobre <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:4.377%;top:62.591%;font-size:1.26cqw\">\u2022 Le choix entre pension compl\u00e8te (Village) et location <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:5.223%;top:63.583%;font-size:1.512cqw\">(R\u00e9sidence). Trop d\u2019options tue l\u2019option ! <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:4.589%;top:65.195%;font-size:1.26cqw\">\u2022 La cani-balade avec des huskys qui vous tirent dans la <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:5.267%;top:65.815%;font-size:1.512cqw\">for\u00eat vosgienne. Insupportable avec des enfants, on passe <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:5.16%;top:67.548%;font-size:1.512cqw\">1 heure \u00e0 faire des photos ! <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:4.719%;top:67.749%;font-size:1.512cqw\">\u2022 Les animations en soir\u00e9e et les activit\u00e9s gratuites en journ\u00e9e. Quand on a de l\u2019argent, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:5.373%;top:69.795%;font-size:1.512cqw\">on veut le montrer. Tout devrait \u00eatre payant #JeSuisRiche <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:4.763%;top:71.736%;font-size:1.26cqw\">\u2022 Un espace aquatique couvert et chauff\u00e9 avec <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:5.608%;top:72.306%;font-size:1.512cqw\">toboggan. On vient pour le ski pas pour la piscine, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:69.463%;top:71.607%;font-size:1.848cqw\">Les enfants s\u2019amusent, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:65.654%;top:72.653%;font-size:2.016cqw\">pendant que les parents respirent. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:5.502%;top:73.54%;font-size:1.512cqw\">parce que l\u2019eau \u00e7a mouille et c\u2019est prouv\u00e9 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:5.588%;top:75.213%;font-size:1.512cqw\">depuis longtemps ! <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:65.971%;top:77.042%;font-size:1.344cqw\">- Club enfants 3-11 ans pendant les <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:66.991%;top:78.678%;font-size:1.344cqw\">vacances scolaires <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:66.212%;top:79.583%;font-size:1.344cqw\">- Activit\u00e9s ludiques, cr\u00e9atives et <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:67.233%;top:80.588%;font-size:1.344cqw\">sportives, une journ\u00e9e continue par <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:67.345%;top:81.643%;font-size:1.344cqw\">semaine, veill\u00e9e en soir\u00e9e, th\u00e9matique <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:67.457%;top:82.866%;font-size:1.344cqw\">hebdo avec spectacle et mini-disco. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:66.679%;top:84.047%;font-size:1.344cqw\">- Rendez-vous ados 12-17 ans ponctuels <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:67.679%;top:85.186%;font-size:1.344cqw\">selon le programme d\u2019animation famille. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:77.516%;top:86.639%;font-size:1.541cqw\">Le seul endroit o\u00f9 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:74.438%;top:87.004%;font-size:1.541cqw\">\u00ab On les r\u00e9cup\u00e8re plus tard \u00bb <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:46.76%;top:88.167%;font-size:1.434cqw\">Une longe, un chien, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:44.642%;top:89.002%;font-size:1.434cqw\">z\u00e9ro ma\u00eetrise. Une promenade <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:76.178%;top:88.663%;font-size:1.541cqw\">est une phrase responsable <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:46.731%;top:90.354%;font-size:1.434cqw\">tranquille jusqu\u2019\u00e0 ce que <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:45.716%;top:91.368%;font-size:1.434cqw\">le chien prenne l\u2019option turbo <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:49.714%;top:93.201%;font-size:1.434cqw\">sans pr\u00e9venir ! <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:3.333%;top:96.703%;font-size:1.202cqw\">28 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.848%;top:96.925%;font-size:0.902cqw\">L\u00c2CHER PRISE <\/span><\/div><\/article><\/div><\/div><div class=\"leaf\"><div class=\"leaf__face leaf__face--front\"><article class=\"page\" aria-label=\"Page 31\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"page__img\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azureva-vacances.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/liseuse\/269434\/assets\/page-31.webp\" alt=\"Alpes Pyr\u00e9n\u00e9es Un Match en 5 rounds LES MENUIRES R\u00e9sidence vacances Round 1 \u2014 LA VIBE Impossible de ne pas conna\u00eetre ou alors, ne le dites p\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1415\"><div class=\"page__text\"><h2 class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.166%;top:4.954%;font-size:8.902cqw\">Alpes Pyr\u00e9n\u00e9es un match en 5 rounds <\/h2><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.944%;top:17.081%;font-size:2.869cqw\">LES MENUIRES <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.412%;top:19.802%;font-size:2.016cqw\">R\u00e9sidence vacances <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:71.245%;top:19.394%;font-size:1.587cqw\">Round 1 \u2014 LA VIBE <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:71.245%;top:20.683%;font-size:1.323cqw\">Impossible de ne pas conna\u00eetre ou <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:71.245%;top:21.806%;font-size:1.323cqw\">alors, ne le dites pas pour ne pas <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:71.245%;top:23.003%;font-size:1.323cqw\">passer pour un boomer. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.707%;top:22.535%;font-size:2.016cqw\">(Savoie) <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:71.245%;top:24.537%;font-size:1.587cqw\">Round 2 \u2014 LE DOMAINE <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:71.245%;top:25.826%;font-size:1.323cqw\">160 km sur place, reli\u00e9 aux <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:71.245%;top:26.949%;font-size:1.323cqw\">3 Vall\u00e9es (600 km en tout). Vous <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:71.245%;top:28.071%;font-size:1.323cqw\">ne ferez jamais le tour mais vous <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:71.245%;top:29.268%;font-size:1.323cqw\">pourrez en parler. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:71.245%;top:30.802%;font-size:1.587cqw\">Round 3 \u2014 L\u2019ALTITUDE <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:71.245%;top:32.091%;font-size:1.323cqw\">1.400 m \u2013 2.850 m. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:71.245%;top:33.214%;font-size:1.323cqw\">Plus haut, plus loin, plus fort. La <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:71.245%;top:34.411%;font-size:1.323cqw\">montagne, \u00e7a vous gagne ! <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:70.067%;top:35.945%;font-size:1.587cqw\">Round 4 \u2014 LE COUP DE C\u0152UR <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:71.245%;top:37.234%;font-size:1.323cqw\">Ski patrol experience : vos enfants <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:71.245%;top:38.357%;font-size:1.323cqw\">deviennent patrouilleurs. Ils voudront <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:71.245%;top:39.554%;font-size:1.323cqw\">sauver le monde ensuite. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:71.245%;top:41.088%;font-size:1.587cqw\">Round 5 \u2014 POUR QUI ? <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:71.245%;top:42.377%;font-size:1.323cqw\">Celles qui veulent TOUT voir, quitte \u00e0 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:71.245%;top:43.499%;font-size:1.323cqw\">ne rien retenir. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:70.621%;top:63.374%;font-size:2.016cqw\">R\u00e9sidence vacances <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:70.536%;top:65.084%;font-size:2.016cqw\">(Hautes-Pyr\u00e9n\u00e9es) <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:70.647%;top:60.71%;font-size:2.869cqw\">PIAU-ENGALY <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:70.571%;top:63.42%;font-size:2.016cqw\">R\u00e9sidence vacances <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:70.486%;top:65.129%;font-size:2.016cqw\">(Hautes-Pyr\u00e9n\u00e9es) <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.905%;top:65.839%;font-size:1.587cqw\">Round 1 \u2014 LA VIBE <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.084%;top:67.142%;font-size:1.411cqw\">La petite p\u00e9pite que personne <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.084%;top:68.339%;font-size:1.411cqw\">ne conna\u00eet. Et c\u2019est tr\u00e8s bien <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.084%;top:69.537%;font-size:1.411cqw\">comme \u00e7a. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.083%;top:71.132%;font-size:1.587cqw\">Round 2 \u2014 LE DOMAINE <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.084%;top:72.435%;font-size:1.411cqw\">65 km de pistes, acc\u00e8s direct au <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.084%;top:73.632%;font-size:1.411cqw\">Parc national. Vous skiez comme <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.084%;top:74.829%;font-size:1.411cqw\">si personne ne regardait. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.083%;top:76.424%;font-size:1.587cqw\">Round 3 \u2014 L\u2019ALTITUDE <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.084%;top:77.727%;font-size:1.411cqw\">1.400 m \u2013 2.600 m. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.084%;top:78.924%;font-size:1.411cqw\">Enneigement garanti ! <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.083%;top:80.519%;font-size:1.587cqw\">Round 4 \u2014 LE COUP DE C\u0152UR <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.084%;top:81.822%;font-size:1.411cqw\">Snowtubing : bou\u00e9e g\u00e9ante, piste <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.084%;top:83.019%;font-size:1.411cqw\">de 140 m, fou rire garanti. D\u00e8s 3 ans. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.905%;top:84.614%;font-size:1.587cqw\">Round 5 \u2014 POUR QUI ? <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.084%;top:85.917%;font-size:1.411cqw\">Celles qui veulent la montagne <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.084%;top:87.114%;font-size:1.411cqw\">sans les embouteillages. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:19.362%;top:89.955%;font-size:1.848cqw\">VERDICT DE LA R\u00c9DAC <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:24.136%;top:91.665%;font-size:1.506cqw\">Piau-Engaly pour d\u00e9connecter, Les Menuires pour briller. Les deux, c\u2019est encore <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:24.194%;top:92.873%;font-size:1.587cqw\">mieux. \u00c0 savoir dans les deux cas : skis aux pieds et kitchenette \u00e9quip\u00e9e. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:94.772%;top:96.726%;font-size:1.202cqw\">29 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:87.267%;top:96.949%;font-size:0.902cqw\">L\u00c2CHER PRISE <\/span><\/div><\/article><\/div><div class=\"leaf__face leaf__face--back\"><article class=\"page\" aria-label=\"Page 32\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"page__img\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azureva-vacances.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/liseuse\/269434\/assets\/page-32.webp\" alt=\"7 h 58 aux Confins R\u00e9veil en douceur. Direction le p\u2019tit-d\u00e9j\u2019. en salle de restauration. La Clusaz les Je n\u2019ai rien \u00e0 pr\u00e9parer. Et \u00e7a, Confi\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1415\"><div class=\"page__text\"><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:81.707%;top:3.445%;font-size:1.344cqw\">7 h 58 aux Confins <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:84.926%;top:4.981%;font-size:1.31cqw\">R\u00e9veil en douceur. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:83.754%;top:6.05%;font-size:1.31cqw\">Direction le p\u2019tit-d\u00e9j\u2019. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:82.323%;top:7.119%;font-size:1.31cqw\">en salle de restauration. <\/span><h2 class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.995%;top:2.002%;font-size:8.123cqw\">La Clusaz les Confins village vacances ou les Aravis appartement de vacances <\/h2><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.812%;top:9.779%;font-size:1.912cqw\">les <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:85.212%;top:11.523%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Je n\u2019ai rien \u00e0 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:84.553%;top:12.592%;font-size:1.344cqw\">pr\u00e9parer. Et \u00e7a, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:85.012%;top:13.661%;font-size:1.344cqw\">c\u2019est un luxe ! <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.52%;top:17.648%;font-size:1.912cqw\">les <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:62.231%;top:18.163%;font-size:1.344cqw\">9 h 30 aux Aravis <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.626%;top:13.75%;font-size:2.342cqw\">Village vacances <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:17.102%;top:12.181%;font-size:5.04cqw\">ou <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:11.656%;top:19.967%;font-size:2.342cqw\">Appartements <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:12.633%;top:21.392%;font-size:2.342cqw\">de vacances <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:63.06%;top:19.637%;font-size:1.31cqw\">Ici pas de r\u00e9veil, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:63.06%;top:20.706%;font-size:1.31cqw\">je me l\u00e8ve avec le <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:63.06%;top:21.775%;font-size:1.31cqw\">soleil\u2026ou presque ! <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:41.741%;top:25.888%;font-size:1.344cqw\">10 h 30 aux Aravis <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:25.712%;top:25.951%;font-size:1.344cqw\">9 h 00 aux Confins <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:19.612%;top:27.321%;font-size:1.31cqw\">Navette gratuite jusqu\u2019aux pistes. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:40.092%;top:27.192%;font-size:1.344cqw\">D\u00e9part skis aux pieds, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:40.092%;top:28.322%;font-size:1.31cqw\">la piste est \u00e0 20 m. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:84.151%;top:30.099%;font-size:1.344cqw\">P\u2019tit-d\u00e9j\u2019 maison, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:81.982%;top:31.24%;font-size:1.344cqw\">croissant, chocolat double <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:83.071%;top:32.38%;font-size:1.344cqw\">dose, z\u00e9ro contrainte. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:25.063%;top:35.32%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Je monte, on <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:22.484%;top:36.46%;font-size:1.344cqw\">m\u2019emm\u00e8ne, je skie. Pas <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:58.365%;top:36.026%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Je m\u2019habille, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:55.759%;top:37.166%;font-size:1.344cqw\">je chausse mes skis et <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:84.972%;top:36.768%;font-size:1.344cqw\">14 h 30 aux Aravis <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:22.898%;top:37.6%;font-size:1.344cqw\">de prise de t\u00eate, je ne <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:58.405%;top:38.306%;font-size:1.344cqw\">c\u2019est parti\u2026 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:81.123%;top:38.589%;font-size:1.31cqw\">Changement d\u2019ambiance, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:23.967%;top:38.741%;font-size:1.344cqw\">m\u2019occupe de rien. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:84.812%;top:39.658%;font-size:1.31cqw\">saut en parapente. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50.137%;top:43.617%;font-size:1.344cqw\">14 h 30 aux Confins <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.897%;top:44.447%;font-size:1.344cqw\">13 h 00 : pause d\u00e9jeuner <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:11.205%;top:45.577%;font-size:1.31cqw\">sur les pistes. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:51.109%;top:45.346%;font-size:1.31cqw\">Cap sur l\u2019Espace <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:51.109%;top:46.415%;font-size:1.31cqw\">Nordique. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:83.29%;top:49.174%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Je d\u00e9colle, je survole <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:82.688%;top:50.315%;font-size:1.344cqw\">et je souris. Je ma\u00eetrise <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:82.6%;top:51.455%;font-size:1.344cqw\">totalement la situation\u2026 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:84.946%;top:52.595%;font-size:1.344cqw\">enfin je crois ! <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:44.694%;top:54.444%;font-size:1.33cqw\">53 kilom\u00e8tres de pistes <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:44.855%;top:55.513%;font-size:1.33cqw\">am\u00e9nag\u00e9es. De quoi me <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:44.934%;top:56.582%;font-size:1.33cqw\">perdre avec \u00e9l\u00e9gance !! <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:78.768%;top:59.799%;font-size:1.344cqw\">16 h 30 aux Confins <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:4.795%;top:61.287%;font-size:1.344cqw\">17 h 30 aux Confins <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:42.684%;top:63.244%;font-size:1.344cqw\">16 h 30 aux Aravis <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:5.413%;top:62.944%;font-size:1.31cqw\">Initiation \u00e0 la plong\u00e9e <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:5.413%;top:64.013%;font-size:1.31cqw\">sous- glace : une exclusivit\u00e9 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:5.413%;top:65.082%;font-size:1.31cqw\">\u00e0 La Clusaz. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:85.009%;top:62.256%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Pause gourmande au <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:83.65%;top:63.396%;font-size:1.344cqw\">bar du village vacances. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:83.255%;top:64.536%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Je me r\u00e9chauffe avec un <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:82.9%;top:65.677%;font-size:1.344cqw\">chocolat chaud au g\u00e9n\u00e9pi <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:85.865%;top:66.817%;font-size:1.344cqw\">devant la chemin\u00e9e. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:84.944%;top:67.957%;font-size:1.344cqw\">La r\u00e9cup\u00e9ration c\u2019est <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:42.286%;top:65.389%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Retour \u00e0 l\u2019appartement. Je pose <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:42.286%;top:66.529%;font-size:1.344cqw\">les skis et hop, je suis chez moi. Je me pr\u00e9pare <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:42.286%;top:67.669%;font-size:1.344cqw\">un chocolat chaud avec beaucoup de <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:42.286%;top:68.809%;font-size:1.344cqw\">chocolat. Ici, personne ne contr\u00f4le le dosage ! <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:90.669%;top:69.098%;font-size:1.344cqw\">un sport ! <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:62.758%;top:71.219%;font-size:1.344cqw\">20 h 30 aux Confins <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:24.379%;top:72.622%;font-size:1.344cqw\">On est sur du souvenir <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:22.692%;top:73.762%;font-size:1.344cqw\">qui refroidit tr\u00e8s vite, mais qui <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:63.188%;top:72.939%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Repas convivial au restaurant <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:63.087%;top:74.069%;font-size:1.31cqw\">du village Azureva Les Confins <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:24.927%;top:74.903%;font-size:1.344cqw\">reste tr\u00e8s longtemps. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:4.738%;top:78.914%;font-size:1.344cqw\">17 h 30 aux Aravis <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:5.413%;top:80.276%;font-size:1.31cqw\">Cap sur la patinoire, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:5.413%;top:81.345%;font-size:1.31cqw\">au village de La Clusaz. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:50.273%;top:84.412%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Trop bien <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:47.358%;top:85.553%;font-size:1.344cqw\">on se retrouve m\u00eame <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:47.151%;top:86.693%;font-size:1.344cqw\">si on n\u2019a pas le m\u00eame <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:81.969%;top:86.327%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Toi en village, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:78.882%;top:87.467%;font-size:1.344cqw\">moi en appartement, c\u2019est <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:49.302%;top:87.833%;font-size:1.344cqw\">h\u00e9bergement. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:79.875%;top:88.608%;font-size:1.344cqw\">la vraie libert\u00e9 surtout <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:81.383%;top:89.748%;font-size:1.344cqw\">sans nos mecs. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:24.903%;top:89.768%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Je glisse, je tourne, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:24.985%;top:90.908%;font-size:1.344cqw\">je tombe mais avec <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:25.393%;top:92.049%;font-size:1.344cqw\">panache. Et c\u2019est <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:26.724%;top:93.189%;font-size:1.344cqw\">tout un art ! <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:3.333%;top:96.703%;font-size:1.202cqw\">30 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.848%;top:96.925%;font-size:0.902cqw\">L\u00c2CHER PRISE <\/span><\/div><\/article><\/div><\/div><div class=\"leaf\"><div class=\"leaf__face leaf__face--front\"><article class=\"page\" aria-label=\"Page 33\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"page__img\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azureva-vacances.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/liseuse\/269434\/assets\/page-33.webp\" alt=\"Quelle eau sal\u00e9e pour assaisonner vos vacances ? Parce que l\u2019hiver ne rime pas qu\u2019avec raclette, Azureva vous propose 2 destinations c\u00f4t\u00e9 me\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1415\"><div class=\"page__text\"><h2 class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.895%;top:32.354%;font-size:4.144cqw\">Quiz&#039;tinations quelle eau sal\u00e9e pour assaisonner vos vacances ? <\/h2><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:5.847%;top:36.128%;font-size:1.512cqw\">Parce que l\u2019hiver ne rime pas qu\u2019avec raclette, Azureva vous propose 2 destinations c\u00f4t\u00e9 mer et oc\u00e9an pour ceux qui pr\u00e9f\u00e8rent le sel aux flocons. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:18.231%;top:37.434%;font-size:1.512cqw\">8 questions, 2 minutes, une \u00e9vidence \u00e0 la fin. Attrapez un caf\u00e9 (ou un ros\u00e9, on ne juge pas) et c\u2019est parti. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:29.773%;top:40.864%;font-size:2.352cqw\">1 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:5.282%;top:40.992%;font-size:1.848cqw\">Vendredi soir, semaine <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:5.33%;top:42.188%;font-size:1.848cqw\">termin\u00e9e, vous r\u00eavez d\u00e9j\u00e0 de\u2026 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:56.1%;top:42.806%;font-size:2.352cqw\">4 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:39.609%;top:41.263%;font-size:1.848cqw\">Votre id\u00e9e du sport <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:39.528%;top:42.568%;font-size:1.848cqw\">en vacances\u2026 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:68.211%;top:41.414%;font-size:1.848cqw\">Quand vos enfants demandent <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:68.211%;top:42.721%;font-size:1.848cqw\">\u00ab on fait quoi aujourd\u2019hui ? \u00bb, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:68.211%;top:44.027%;font-size:1.848cqw\">vous proposez\u2026 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:91.525%;top:44.322%;font-size:2.352cqw\">7 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:4.521%;top:45.488%;font-size:1.68cqw\">A. Marcher seule sur une plage vide, les pieds <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:37.485%;top:45.993%;font-size:1.68cqw\">A. Une initiation au surf. Vous aurez froid <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:66.862%;top:47.735%;font-size:1.68cqw\">A. D\u2019aller observer les grues cendr\u00e9es \u00e0 la <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.667%;top:46.781%;font-size:1.344cqw\">dans le sable mouill\u00e9, personne \u00e0 l&#039;horizon. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:4.521%;top:48.173%;font-size:1.68cqw\">B. D\u00e9jeuner en terrasse avec un ros\u00e9 bien frais. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:39.632%;top:47.167%;font-size:1.344cqw\">aux oreilles, mais vous aurez surf\u00e9. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:37.485%;top:48.727%;font-size:1.68cqw\">B. Une balade sur le sentier du littoral Le <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.667%;top:49.347%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Oui, en f\u00e9vrier. Oui, vraiment. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:39.632%;top:49.901%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Corbusier. Beau, gratuit, photog\u00e9nique. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:69.008%;top:48.909%;font-size:1.344cqw\">r\u00e9serve d\u2019Arjuzanx au coucher du soleil. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:66.862%;top:50.469%;font-size:1.68cqw\">B. Une visite au mus\u00e9e oc\u00e9anographique de <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:66.862%;top:51.643%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Monaco. Coraux fluo, tortues, t\u00e9l\u00e9phones oubli\u00e9s <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:66.862%;top:52.784%;font-size:1.344cqw\">(motif officieux, tenter de voir Prince !). <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:29.002%;top:53.79%;font-size:2.352cqw\">2 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:4.979%;top:52.26%;font-size:1.848cqw\">Votre ambiance m\u00e9t\u00e9o id\u00e9ale <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:4.938%;top:53.566%;font-size:1.848cqw\">en vacances d\u2019hiver, c\u2019est\u2026 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:60.404%;top:53.995%;font-size:2.352cqw\">5 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:37.988%;top:52.685%;font-size:1.848cqw\">Le souvenir parfait \u00e0 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:38.036%;top:53.934%;font-size:1.848cqw\">ramener dans la valise\u2026 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:37.537%;top:57.199%;font-size:1.68cqw\">A. Quelques hu\u00eetres (\u00e0 \u00e9viter pour la <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:4.997%;top:57.137%;font-size:1.68cqw\">A. Un vent doux dans les pins, une lumi\u00e8re <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:90.639%;top:58.068%;font-size:2.352cqw\">8 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:68.504%;top:55.955%;font-size:1.848cqw\">Sur Instagram, votre <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:68.504%;top:57.262%;font-size:1.848cqw\">photo de vacances ferait <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:68.504%;top:58.568%;font-size:1.848cqw\">mieux de montrer\u2026 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:39.684%;top:58.373%;font-size:1.344cqw\">fra\u00eecheur), une bougie qui sent le pin ou <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:39.684%;top:59.513%;font-size:1.344cqw\">un grain de sable dans la poche. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.143%;top:58.43%;font-size:1.344cqw\">dor\u00e9e, peut-\u00eatre une petite laine. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:4.997%;top:59.821%;font-size:1.68cqw\">B. 18 \u00b0C au soleil, des palmiers, et vos coll\u00e8gues <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.143%;top:60.995%;font-size:1.344cqw\">parisiens qui bavent sur Instagram. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:37.537%;top:61.38%;font-size:1.68cqw\">B. Un flacon de parfum que VOUS avez <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:67.199%;top:61.832%;font-size:1.68cqw\">A. Des dunes \u00e0 perte de vue, une lumi\u00e8re <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:39.684%;top:62.554%;font-size:1.344cqw\">compos\u00e9 \u00e0 Grasse. \u00c0 dire avec le petit <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:39.684%;top:63.694%;font-size:1.344cqw\">doigt lev\u00e9. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:69.345%;top:63.006%;font-size:1.344cqw\">californienne, z\u00e9ro \u00e2me qui vive. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:67.199%;top:64.566%;font-size:1.68cqw\">B. Des fa\u00e7ades ocres, des palmiers, Monaco <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:69.345%;top:65.74%;font-size:1.344cqw\">qui scintille au loin. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:29.008%;top:64.953%;font-size:2.352cqw\">3 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.648%;top:64.179%;font-size:1.848cqw\">\u00c0 table, vous choisissez <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.696%;top:65.622%;font-size:1.848cqw\">sans h\u00e9siter\u2026 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:61.162%;top:65.948%;font-size:2.352cqw\">6 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:40.146%;top:65.603%;font-size:1.848cqw\">Pour vous, les vraies <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:40.146%;top:66.91%;font-size:1.848cqw\">vacances d\u2019hiver, c\u2019est\u2026 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:5.096%;top:68.746%;font-size:1.68cqw\">A. Un plateau d\u2019hu\u00eetres au bord du lac <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.243%;top:69.921%;font-size:1.344cqw\">marin, verre de vin blanc \u00e0 la main. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:37.428%;top:70.048%;font-size:1.68cqw\">A. Couper du monde. Entendre juste l\u2019oc\u00e9an, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:5.096%;top:71.787%;font-size:1.68cqw\">B. Une salade ni\u00e7oise, une part de socca, et <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:71.171%;top:70.87%;font-size:2.869cqw\">Infos pratiques <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.243%;top:72.961%;font-size:1.344cqw\">des olives qui ont du caract\u00e8re. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:39.575%;top:71.222%;font-size:1.344cqw\">le vent, les mouettes. Respirer. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:37.428%;top:72.782%;font-size:1.68cqw\">B. Se sentir \u00e0 l\u2019\u00e9tranger sans avoir pris <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:39.575%;top:73.956%;font-size:1.344cqw\">l\u2019avion. Un mirage, mais en vrai. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:68.681%;top:74.294%;font-size:1.762cqw\">HOSSEGOR \u2014 Landes <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:10.142%;top:76.263%;font-size:2.869cqw\">R\u00e9sultats <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:68.777%;top:75.821%;font-size:1.512cqw\">\u2022 H\u00f4tel ouvert toute l&#039;ann\u00e9e <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:68.847%;top:77.29%;font-size:1.512cqw\">\u2022 Au bord du lac marin <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:68.918%;top:78.746%;font-size:1.512cqw\">\u2022 Plage priv\u00e9e <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:68.989%;top:79.843%;font-size:1.512cqw\">\u2022 Id\u00e9al couple ou famille <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.45%;top:79.226%;font-size:1.753cqw\">Une majorit\u00e9 de A <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.45%;top:80.758%;font-size:1.512cqw\">&gt; Cap sur HOSSEGOR <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.131%;top:79.226%;font-size:1.753cqw\">Une majorit\u00e9 de B <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.131%;top:80.777%;font-size:1.512cqw\">&gt; Cap sur ROQUEBRUNE-CAP- <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.131%;top:82.06%;font-size:1.512cqw\">MARTIN <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:69.276%;top:82.524%;font-size:1.68cqw\">ROQUEBRUNE-CAP-MARTIN <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:69.359%;top:84.271%;font-size:1.762cqw\">\u2014 Alpes-Maritimes <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.45%;top:82.263%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Vous \u00eates une \u00e2me oc\u00e9anique, de celles qui <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.45%;top:83.332%;font-size:1.26cqw\">trouvent qu&#039;une plage vide en f\u00e9vrier vaut toutes <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.45%;top:84.401%;font-size:1.26cqw\">les piscines du monde. Votre H\u00f4tel du Parc <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.45%;top:85.47%;font-size:1.26cqw\">vous attend au bord du lac marin, avec son spa (1 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.45%;top:86.539%;font-size:1.26cqw\">heure offerte par nuit r\u00e9serv\u00e9e, on le r\u00e9p\u00e8te parce <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.45%;top:87.608%;font-size:1.26cqw\">que c&#039;est trop beau pour \u00eatre vrai) et son restaurant <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.45%;top:88.677%;font-size:1.26cqw\">La Rotonde. Pas de queue au tire-fesses, pas de <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.45%;top:89.746%;font-size:1.26cqw\">foule, juste vous, les pins et l&#039;Atlantique. Le luxe <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.45%;top:90.815%;font-size:1.26cqw\">ultime en 2027. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.131%;top:83.545%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Vous \u00eates une \u00e2me m\u00e9diterran\u00e9enne, de celles qui <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.131%;top:84.614%;font-size:1.26cqw\">consid\u00e8rent que d\u00e9jeuner en terrasse en f\u00e9vrier <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.131%;top:85.683%;font-size:1.26cqw\">est un droit fondamental. Votre R\u00e9sidence Bella <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.131%;top:86.752%;font-size:1.26cqw\">Vista domine la M\u00e9diterran\u00e9e, entre Monaco <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.131%;top:87.821%;font-size:1.26cqw\">et Menton, avec sa piscine couverte et chauff\u00e9e et <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.131%;top:88.89%;font-size:1.26cqw\">des appartements climatis\u00e9s. C\u00f4te d\u2019Azur version <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.131%;top:89.96%;font-size:1.26cqw\">discr\u00e8te, palmiers, village perch\u00e9, et ce ros\u00e9 qu\u2019il <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:36.131%;top:91.029%;font-size:1.26cqw\">faudra bien go\u00fbter. Pour la science ! <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:69.451%;top:85.595%;font-size:1.512cqw\">\u2022 R\u00e9sidence ouverte toute l&#039;ann\u00e9e <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:69.522%;top:87.18%;font-size:1.512cqw\">\u2022 Climat doux en hiver <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:69.594%;top:88.388%;font-size:1.512cqw\">\u2022 Entre Monaco et Menton <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:69.665%;top:89.647%;font-size:1.512cqw\">\u2022 Parfait pour une escapade <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:70.617%;top:91.099%;font-size:1.512cqw\">sans valise d&#039;hiver <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:15.281%;top:92.804%;font-size:2.016cqw\">4 A et 4 B &gt; R\u00e9servez LES DEUX ! <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:15.281%;top:94.129%;font-size:1.344cqw\">Honn\u00eatement, vous avez raison, l&#039;un en f\u00e9vrier, l&#039;autre en novembre. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:4.762%;top:96.771%;font-size:0.956cqw\">L\u2019abus d\u2019alcool est dangereux pour la sant\u00e9, \u00e0 consommer avec mod\u00e9ration <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:95.073%;top:96.726%;font-size:1.202cqw\">31 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:87.267%;top:96.949%;font-size:0.902cqw\">L\u00c2CHER PRISE <\/span><h3 class=\"tl\" style=\"left:3%;top:3%;font-size:4cqw\">R\u00e9sultats <\/h3><h3 class=\"tl\" style=\"left:3%;top:3%;font-size:4cqw\">Infos pratiques <\/h3><\/div><\/article><\/div><div class=\"leaf__face leaf__face--back\"><article class=\"page\" aria-label=\"Page 34\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"page__img\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azureva-vacances.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/liseuse\/269434\/assets\/page-34.webp\" alt=\"sans filtre La France On a demand\u00e9 aux Fran\u00e7ais de r\u00e9sumer leur r\u00e9gion en une phrase. R\u00e9sultat : du fromage, de la pluie, et une certaine ma\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1415\"><div class=\"page__text\"><h2 class=\"tl\" style=\"left:37.072%;top:10.334%;font-size:9.911cqw\">La France sans filtre <\/h2><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.203%;top:21.597%;font-size:2.016cqw\">On a demand\u00e9 aux Fran\u00e7ais <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.203%;top:22.614%;font-size:2.016cqw\">de r\u00e9sumer leur r\u00e9gion en une phrase. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.203%;top:24.533%;font-size:2.016cqw\">R\u00e9sultat : du fromage, de la pluie, et une certaine mauvaise foi. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:34.186%;top:31.295%;font-size:2.016cqw\">Normandie <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:7.215%;top:32.474%;font-size:2.016cqw\">Bretagne <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:33.628%;top:32.633%;font-size:1.912cqw\">Patrimoine mondial <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:33.628%;top:34.058%;font-size:1.912cqw\">\u00e0 p\u00e2te molle <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.668%;top:34.216%;font-size:1.912cqw\">80 % d\u2019humidit\u00e9, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.668%;top:35.642%;font-size:1.912cqw\">100 % de beurre sal\u00e9 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:54.244%;top:38.568%;font-size:2.016cqw\">Paris <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:53.06%;top:40.035%;font-size:1.912cqw\">Op\u00e9ra dehors, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:53.06%;top:41.46%;font-size:1.912cqw\">fant\u00f4me dedans <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:69.559%;top:43.61%;font-size:2.016cqw\">Grand-Est <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:68.819%;top:44.951%;font-size:1.912cqw\">Ici les sapins ont <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:68.819%;top:46.376%;font-size:1.912cqw\">un dress-code <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:9.502%;top:49.358%;font-size:2.016cqw\">Vend\u00e9e <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:42.187%;top:52.179%;font-size:2.016cqw\">Massif Central <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:83.447%;top:52.316%;font-size:2.016cqw\">Jura <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.944%;top:50.949%;font-size:1.912cqw\">Le Colis\u00e9e, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:8.944%;top:52.374%;font-size:1.912cqw\">version vend\u00e9enne <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:41.064%;top:53.602%;font-size:1.912cqw\">Les volcans ont leur <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:41.064%;top:55.027%;font-size:1.912cqw\">parc d\u2019attractions <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:82.666%;top:53.993%;font-size:1.912cqw\">\u00c0 fond sur <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:82.666%;top:55.418%;font-size:1.912cqw\">le fromage <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:4.777%;top:58.62%;font-size:2.016cqw\">Charente-Maritime <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:66.495%;top:60.51%;font-size:2.016cqw\">Alpes <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:4.1%;top:60.126%;font-size:1.912cqw\">Toujours pas trouv\u00e9 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:4.1%;top:61.837%;font-size:2.016cqw\">la cl\u00e9 depuis 1990 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:65.767%;top:61.888%;font-size:1.912cqw\">Ski le matin, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:65.767%;top:63.313%;font-size:1.912cqw\">reblochon <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:65.767%;top:64.739%;font-size:1.912cqw\">\u00e0 toute heure <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:45.231%;top:67.546%;font-size:2.016cqw\">Camargue <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:28.242%;top:68.577%;font-size:2.016cqw\">Gironde <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:44.52%;top:69.142%;font-size:1.912cqw\">Rose toute l\u2019ann\u00e9e, <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:44.52%;top:70.568%;font-size:1.912cqw\">m\u00eame sans filtre ! <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:25.639%;top:70.056%;font-size:1.912cqw\">La capitale du <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:25.639%;top:71.482%;font-size:1.912cqw\">surf en France <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:25.583%;top:70.083%;font-size:1.912cqw\">La capitale du <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:25.583%;top:71.508%;font-size:1.912cqw\">surf en France <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:64.32%;top:77.288%;font-size:2.016cqw\">C\u00f4te d\u2019Azur <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:13.712%;top:77.719%;font-size:2.016cqw\">Pays basque <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:65.124%;top:78.627%;font-size:1.912cqw\">Tu tires ou <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:65.124%;top:80.052%;font-size:1.912cqw\">tu pointes ? <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:80.246%;top:79.77%;font-size:2.016cqw\">Riviera fran\u00e7aise <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:80.246%;top:81.195%;font-size:2.016cqw\">Monaco <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:12.933%;top:79.66%;font-size:1.912cqw\">Le seul piment <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:12.933%;top:81.085%;font-size:1.912cqw\">qui parle basque <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:78.68%;top:82.617%;font-size:1.912cqw\">Ici, le citron est aussi <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:78.68%;top:84.042%;font-size:1.912cqw\">c\u00e9l\u00e8bre que son voisin. <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:34.313%;top:85.456%;font-size:2.016cqw\">Pyr\u00e9n\u00e9es <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:69.362%;top:87.697%;font-size:2.016cqw\">Pays catalan <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:32.322%;top:87.054%;font-size:1.912cqw\">Vous avez le champ <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:32.322%;top:88.479%;font-size:1.912cqw\">libre, il passe son tour <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:69.308%;top:89.3%;font-size:1.912cqw\">On joue \u00e0 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:69.308%;top:90.725%;font-size:1.912cqw\">treize ou rien <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:29.678%;top:94.044%;font-size:2.016cqw\">Personne ne les assume, mais tout le monde les reconna\u00eet <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:3.333%;top:96.703%;font-size:1.202cqw\">32 <\/span><span class=\"tl\" style=\"left:6.848%;top:96.925%;font-size:0.902cqw\">L\u00c2CHER PRISE <\/span><\/div><\/article><\/div><\/div><div class=\"leaf\"><div class=\"leaf__face leaf__face--front\"><article class=\"page\" aria-label=\"Page 35\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"page__img\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azureva-vacances.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/liseuse\/269434\/assets\/page-35.webp\" alt=\"L\u2019\u00e9quipe Azureva d\u00e9cline toute responsabilit\u00e9 en cas d\u2019envie soudaine de r\u00e9server vos vacances, apr\u00e8s la lecture de ce magazine. On ne veut \" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1415\"><div class=\"page__text\"><h2 class=\"tl\" style=\"left:23.637%;top:17.377%;font-size:4.233cqw\">Azureva <\/h2><\/div><\/article><\/div><div class=\"leaf__face leaf__face--back\"><article class=\"page\" aria-label=\"Page 36\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"page__img\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azureva-vacances.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/liseuse\/269434\/assets\/page-36.webp\" alt=\"Mon secret anti-\u00e2ge ? Laisser mes loulous 2 heures au club enfants ! Pas besoin de s\u00e9rum \u00e0 la bave de glacier. 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11.3c6.2 6.2 16.4 6.2 22.6 0l19.7-19.7V496c0 8.8 7.2 16 16 16h32c8.8 0 16-7.2 16-16v-40.4l19.7 19.7c6.2 6.2 16.4 6.2 22.6 0l11.3-11.3c6.2-6.2 6.2-16.4 0-22.6L256 387.7v-77.5l62.8 36.2 19 70.8c2.2 8.2 10.7 13.1 18.9 10.9l14.9-4c8.2-2.2 13.1-10.7 10.9-18.9l-7-26 33.8 19.5c7.4 4.3 16.8 1.7 21.1-5.7l15.5-26.8c4.3-7.3 1.8-16.8-5.6-21z\"><\/path><\/svg>\t\t\t\t<\/span>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-icon-box-content\">\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<h3 class=\"elementor-icon-box-title\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<span  >\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\tInterview exclusive\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/span>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/h3>\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"elementor-icon-box-description\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\tOn a interview\u00e9 pour vous Flocon de Neige-de-la-Motte (VII du nom)\t\t\t\t\t<\/p>\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-bad09d9 elementor-widget elementor-widget-spacer\" data-id=\"bad09d9\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"spacer.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-spacer\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-spacer-inner\"><\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-36d6f02 e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"36d6f02\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\" data-settings=\"{&quot;background_background&quot;:&quot;classic&quot;,&quot;jet_parallax_layout_list&quot;:[]}\">\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-c0e1cc3 e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"c0e1cc3\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\" data-settings=\"{&quot;jet_parallax_layout_list&quot;:[]}\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-a77accb elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"a77accb\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">LE MAGAZINE<\/h2>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-f3d4804 e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"f3d4804\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\" data-settings=\"{&quot;jet_parallax_layout_list&quot;:[]}\">\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-330c663 e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"330c663\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\" data-settings=\"{&quot;jet_parallax_layout_list&quot;:[]}\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-9208452 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"9208452\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">32<\/h2>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-4f0f67d elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"4f0f67d\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">pages de bonne humeur sans ordonnance<\/h2>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-bbf235f e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"bbf235f\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\" data-settings=\"{&quot;jet_parallax_layout_list&quot;:[]}\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-297a8b9 elementor-widget-tablet__width-initial elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"297a8b9\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">100 %<\/h2>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-1b4a7e5 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"1b4a7e5\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">de mauvaise foi assum\u00e9e<\/h2>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-a1f19f1 e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"a1f19f1\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\" data-settings=\"{&quot;jet_parallax_layout_list&quot;:[]}\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-7a5252a elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"7a5252a\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">247<\/h2>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-7603873 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"7603873\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">discussions qui commencent par \u00ab c'est trop ? \u00bb et finissent par \u00ab c'est pas assez \u00bb<\/h2>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-e3268dc e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"e3268dc\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\" 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e-child\" data-id=\"ce7def3\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\" data-settings=\"{&quot;jet_parallax_layout_list&quot;:[]}\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-e069e61 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"e069e61\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">CE MAGAZINE EST FAIT POUR VOUS SI :<\/h2>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-d1ba47e e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"d1ba47e\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\" data-settings=\"{&quot;jet_parallax_layout_list&quot;:[]}\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-1aa3a5e elementor-widget elementor-widget-spacer\" data-id=\"1aa3a5e\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"spacer.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-spacer\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-spacer-inner\"><\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-7e23aa2 elementor-widget elementor-widget-n-accordion\" data-id=\"7e23aa2\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-settings=\"{&quot;default_state&quot;:&quot;expanded&quot;,&quot;max_items_expended&quot;:&quot;one&quot;,&quot;n_accordion_animation_duration&quot;:{&quot;unit&quot;:&quot;ms&quot;,&quot;size&quot;:400,&quot;sizes&quot;:[]}}\" data-widget_type=\"nested-accordion.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-n-accordion\" aria-label=\"Accordion. Open links with Enter or Space, close with Escape, and navigate with Arrow Keys\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<details id=\"e-n-accordion-item-1320\" class=\"e-n-accordion-item\" open>\n\t\t\t\t<summary class=\"e-n-accordion-item-title\" data-accordion-index=\"1\" tabindex=\"0\" aria-expanded=\"true\" aria-controls=\"e-n-accordion-item-1320\" >\n\t\t\t\t\t<span class='e-n-accordion-item-title-header'><div class=\"e-n-accordion-item-title-text\"> Vous avez d\u00e9j\u00e0 dit \"mais en vrai c'\u00e9tait magnifique\" en montrant une photo floue <\/div><\/span>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class='e-n-accordion-item-title-icon'>\n\t\t\t<span class='e-opened' ><svg aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"e-font-icon-svg e-fas-minus\" viewBox=\"0 0 448 512\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\"><path d=\"M416 208H32c-17.67 0-32 14.33-32 32v32c0 17.67 14.33 32 32 32h384c17.67 0 32-14.33 32-32v-32c0-17.67-14.33-32-32-32z\"><\/path><\/svg><\/span>\n\t\t\t<span class='e-closed'><svg aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"e-font-icon-svg e-fas-plus\" viewBox=\"0 0 448 512\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\"><path d=\"M416 208H272V64c0-17.67-14.33-32-32-32h-32c-17.67 0-32 14.33-32 32v144H32c-17.67 0-32 14.33-32 32v32c0 17.67 14.33 32 32 32h144v144c0 17.67 14.33 32 32 32h32c17.67 0 32-14.33 32-32V304h144c17.67 0 32-14.33 32-32v-32c0-17.67-14.33-32-32-32z\"><\/path><\/svg><\/span>\n\t\t<\/span>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/summary>\n\t\t\t\t<div role=\"region\" aria-labelledby=\"e-n-accordion-item-1320\" class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-ea8b1ed e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"ea8b1ed\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\" data-settings=\"{&quot;jet_parallax_layout_list&quot;:[]}\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-eb1b650 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"eb1b650\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span style=\"font-family: Caveat,cursive; font-size: 20px; color: #e8634a;\">La photo en question : un rectangle gris\u00e2tre o\u00f9 l&#8217;on devine vaguement une montagne ou un parking. On ne sait plus !<\/span>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/details>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<details id=\"e-n-accordion-item-1321\" class=\"e-n-accordion-item\" >\n\t\t\t\t<summary class=\"e-n-accordion-item-title\" data-accordion-index=\"2\" tabindex=\"-1\" aria-expanded=\"false\" aria-controls=\"e-n-accordion-item-1321\" >\n\t\t\t\t\t<span class='e-n-accordion-item-title-header'><div class=\"e-n-accordion-item-title-text\"> Vous connaissez les paroles de Lib\u00e9r\u00e9e D\u00e9livr\u00e9e malgr\u00e9 vous <\/div><\/span>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class='e-n-accordion-item-title-icon'>\n\t\t\t<span class='e-opened' ><svg aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"e-font-icon-svg e-fas-minus\" viewBox=\"0 0 448 512\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\"><path d=\"M416 208H32c-17.67 0-32 14.33-32 32v32c0 17.67 14.33 32 32 32h384c17.67 0 32-14.33 32-32v-32c0-17.67-14.33-32-32-32z\"><\/path><\/svg><\/span>\n\t\t\t<span class='e-closed'><svg aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"e-font-icon-svg e-fas-plus\" viewBox=\"0 0 448 512\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\"><path d=\"M416 208H272V64c0-17.67-14.33-32-32-32h-32c-17.67 0-32 14.33-32 32v144H32c-17.67 0-32 14.33-32 32v32c0 17.67 14.33 32 32 32h144v144c0 17.67 14.33 32 32 32h32c17.67 0 32-14.33 32-32V304h144c17.67 0 32-14.33 32-32v-32c0-17.67-14.33-32-32-32z\"><\/path><\/svg><\/span>\n\t\t<\/span>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/summary>\n\t\t\t\t<div role=\"region\" aria-labelledby=\"e-n-accordion-item-1321\" class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-302cde7 e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"302cde7\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\" data-settings=\"{&quot;jet_parallax_layout_list&quot;:[]}\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-de9ef74 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"de9ef74\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span style=\"font-family: Caveat,cursive; font-size: 20px; color: #e8634a;\">Lib\u00e9r\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9e, d\u00e9livr\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9e\u2026 Voil\u00e0, c&#8217;est dans votre t\u00eate pour les 3 prochaines heures. De rien.<\/span>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/details>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<details id=\"e-n-accordion-item-1322\" class=\"e-n-accordion-item\" >\n\t\t\t\t<summary class=\"e-n-accordion-item-title\" data-accordion-index=\"3\" tabindex=\"-1\" aria-expanded=\"false\" aria-controls=\"e-n-accordion-item-1322\" >\n\t\t\t\t\t<span class='e-n-accordion-item-title-header'><div class=\"e-n-accordion-item-title-text\"> Vous avez une doudoune Dont-On-Ne-Prononce-Plus-Le-Nom mais vous avez besoin d'une touche d'originalit\u00e9 <\/div><\/span>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class='e-n-accordion-item-title-icon'>\n\t\t\t<span class='e-opened' ><svg aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"e-font-icon-svg e-fas-minus\" viewBox=\"0 0 448 512\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\"><path d=\"M416 208H32c-17.67 0-32 14.33-32 32v32c0 17.67 14.33 32 32 32h384c17.67 0 32-14.33 32-32v-32c0-17.67-14.33-32-32-32z\"><\/path><\/svg><\/span>\n\t\t\t<span class='e-closed'><svg aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"e-font-icon-svg e-fas-plus\" viewBox=\"0 0 448 512\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\"><path d=\"M416 208H272V64c0-17.67-14.33-32-32-32h-32c-17.67 0-32 14.33-32 32v144H32c-17.67 0-32 14.33-32 32v32c0 17.67 14.33 32 32 32h144v144c0 17.67 14.33 32 32 32h32c17.67 0 32-14.33 32-32V304h144c17.67 0 32-14.33 32-32v-32c0-17.67-14.33-32-32-32z\"><\/path><\/svg><\/span>\n\t\t<\/span>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/summary>\n\t\t\t\t<div role=\"region\" aria-labelledby=\"e-n-accordion-item-1322\" class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-17fbb69 e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"17fbb69\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\" data-settings=\"{&quot;jet_parallax_layout_list&quot;:[]}\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-89949d5 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"89949d5\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span style=\"font-family: Caveat,cursive; font-size: 20px; color: #e8634a;\">Direction la rubrique mode : 5 doudounes absurdes, 0 chance de croiser la m\u00eame sur les pistes.<\/span>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/details>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<details id=\"e-n-accordion-item-1323\" class=\"e-n-accordion-item\" >\n\t\t\t\t<summary class=\"e-n-accordion-item-title\" data-accordion-index=\"4\" tabindex=\"-1\" aria-expanded=\"false\" aria-controls=\"e-n-accordion-item-1323\" >\n\t\t\t\t\t<span class='e-n-accordion-item-title-header'><div class=\"e-n-accordion-item-title-text\"> Vous pensez que la raclette est un groupe alimentaire <\/div><\/span>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class='e-n-accordion-item-title-icon'>\n\t\t\t<span class='e-opened' ><svg aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"e-font-icon-svg e-fas-minus\" viewBox=\"0 0 448 512\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\"><path d=\"M416 208H32c-17.67 0-32 14.33-32 32v32c0 17.67 14.33 32 32 32h384c17.67 0 32-14.33 32-32v-32c0-17.67-14.33-32-32-32z\"><\/path><\/svg><\/span>\n\t\t\t<span class='e-closed'><svg aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"e-font-icon-svg e-fas-plus\" viewBox=\"0 0 448 512\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\"><path d=\"M416 208H272V64c0-17.67-14.33-32-32-32h-32c-17.67 0-32 14.33-32 32v144H32c-17.67 0-32 14.33-32 32v32c0 17.67 14.33 32 32 32h144v144c0 17.67 14.33 32 32 32h32c17.67 0 32-14.33 32-32V304h144c17.67 0 32-14.33 32-32v-32c0-17.67-14.33-32-32-32z\"><\/path><\/svg><\/span>\n\t\t<\/span>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/summary>\n\t\t\t\t<div role=\"region\" aria-labelledby=\"e-n-accordion-item-1323\" class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-6a40c41 e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-child\" data-id=\"6a40c41\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\" data-settings=\"{&quot;jet_parallax_layout_list&quot;:[]}\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-7d5fd53 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"7d5fd53\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span style=\"font-family: Caveat,cursive; font-size: 20px; color: #e8634a;\">Prot\u00e9ines, lipides, glucides, raclette. Les 4 piliers de la nutrition selon la Savoie.<\/span>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/details>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<details id=\"e-n-accordion-item-1324\" class=\"e-n-accordion-item\" >\n\t\t\t\t<summary class=\"e-n-accordion-item-title\" data-accordion-index=\"5\" tabindex=\"-1\" aria-expanded=\"false\" aria-controls=\"e-n-accordion-item-1324\" >\n\t\t\t\t\t<span class='e-n-accordion-item-title-header'><div class=\"e-n-accordion-item-title-text\">  Vous avez besoin de vacances pour r\u00e9cup\u00e9rer de vos vacances <\/div><\/span>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class='e-n-accordion-item-title-icon'>\n\t\t\t<span class='e-opened' ><svg aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"e-font-icon-svg e-fas-minus\" viewBox=\"0 0 448 512\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\"><path d=\"M416 208H32c-17.67 0-32 14.33-32 32v32c0 17.67 14.33 32 32 32h384c17.67 0 32-14.33 32-32v-32c0-17.67-14.33-32-32-32z\"><\/path><\/svg><\/span>\n\t\t\t<span class='e-closed'><svg aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"e-font-icon-svg e-fas-plus\" viewBox=\"0 0 448 512\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\"><path d=\"M416 208H272V64c0-17.67-14.33-32-32-32h-32c-17.67 0-32 14.33-32 32v144H32c-17.67 0-32 14.33-32 32v32c0 17.67 14.33 32 32 32h144v144c0 17.67 14.33 32 32 32h32c17.67 0 32-14.33 32-32V304h144c17.67 0 32-14.33 32-32v-32c0-17.67-14.33-32-32-32z\"><\/path><\/svg><\/span>\n\t\t<\/span>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/summary>\n\t\t\t\t<div role=\"region\" aria-labelledby=\"e-n-accordion-item-1324\" class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-8fdead0 e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-child\" data-id=\"8fdead0\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\" data-settings=\"{&quot;jet_parallax_layout_list&quot;:[]}\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-6a9088c elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"6a9088c\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span style=\"font-family: Caveat,cursive; font-size: 20px; color: #e8634a;\">Un s\u00e9jour en village vacances Azureva, c&#8217;est justement fait pour \u00e7a. On g\u00e8re tout. Vous, vous g\u00e9rez le plaid.<\/span>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/details>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<details id=\"e-n-accordion-item-1325\" class=\"e-n-accordion-item\" >\n\t\t\t\t<summary class=\"e-n-accordion-item-title\" data-accordion-index=\"6\" tabindex=\"-1\" aria-expanded=\"false\" aria-controls=\"e-n-accordion-item-1325\" >\n\t\t\t\t\t<span class='e-n-accordion-item-title-header'><div class=\"e-n-accordion-item-title-text\"> Vous avez d\u00e9j\u00e0 fait semblant de dormir pour ne pas vous lever le matin <\/div><\/span>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class='e-n-accordion-item-title-icon'>\n\t\t\t<span class='e-opened' ><svg aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"e-font-icon-svg e-fas-minus\" viewBox=\"0 0 448 512\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\"><path d=\"M416 208H32c-17.67 0-32 14.33-32 32v32c0 17.67 14.33 32 32 32h384c17.67 0 32-14.33 32-32v-32c0-17.67-14.33-32-32-32z\"><\/path><\/svg><\/span>\n\t\t\t<span class='e-closed'><svg aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"e-font-icon-svg e-fas-plus\" viewBox=\"0 0 448 512\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\"><path d=\"M416 208H272V64c0-17.67-14.33-32-32-32h-32c-17.67 0-32 14.33-32 32v144H32c-17.67 0-32 14.33-32 32v32c0 17.67 14.33 32 32 32h144v144c0 17.67 14.33 32 32 32h32c17.67 0 32-14.33 32-32V304h144c17.67 0 32-14.33 32-32v-32c0-17.67-14.33-32-32-32z\"><\/path><\/svg><\/span>\n\t\t<\/span>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/summary>\n\t\t\t\t<div role=\"region\" aria-labelledby=\"e-n-accordion-item-1325\" class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-37aa073 e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-child\" data-id=\"37aa073\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\" data-settings=\"{&quot;jet_parallax_layout_list&quot;:[]}\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-feab469 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"feab469\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span style=\"font-family: Caveat,cursive; font-size: 20px; color: #e8634a;\">Technique avanc\u00e9e : la respiration profonde simul\u00e9e avec micro-ronflement cr\u00e9dible. 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VOUS AVEZ RI.<\/h2>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-853af33 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"853af33\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">(Vous avez peut-\u00eatre ri trop fort dans un endroit silencieux. 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